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Hilary Swank gets her space invaded in The Resident trailer

01.07.2011

It could be the simplest concept for a horror movie in history. in THE RESIDENT Hilary Swank plays a woman who is terrorized after renting an apartment. That's it.

I guess the mystery here is figuring out whether it's her ex, a creepy old man neighbor, or landlord Jeffrey Dean Morgan doing it, but I'm going to put money on Morgan as I'm pretty sure I read that in a plot synopsis somewhere.

She's vaguely unnerved about the place at first, spooked by slamming windows and presumably noises that turn out to be cats, but then things get weirder when she apparently is being videotaped. You would think the simple solution would be "move" instead of hiring ADT (product placement in a trailer, nice) to install a security system which records the people spying on her, but that would be an even lamer movie than this one looks to be. But hey, Hillary Swank is kind of naked for two seconds, so that's likely worth at least half the ticket right there.

Extra Tidbit: Actually, I have to give WRONG TURN credit for being the absolute laziest horror movie I've ever seen.
Source: JoBlo.com

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12:53PM on 01/08/2011

uhh

forget hilary swank, whats wrong with ass shots of nat portman? always a plus in my book...
forget hilary swank, whats wrong with ass shots of nat portman? always a plus in my book...
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1:18PM on 01/08/2011
now that i watched the trailer i want to see this just for christopher lee...
now that i watched the trailer i want to see this just for christopher lee...
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5:57AM on 01/08/2011
God what happened to Hilary...
God what happened to Hilary...
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3:58AM on 01/08/2011
A jump shock while looking in a mirror? That's a horror movie first. Glad to see they're innovating.
A jump shock while looking in a mirror? That's a horror movie first. Glad to see they're innovating.
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8:39PM on 01/07/2011
Saruman? the Comedian? Who's the ex, Anton Chigurh? Man, Swank is screwed!
Saruman? the Comedian? Who's the ex, Anton Chigurh? Man, Swank is screwed!
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6:53PM on 01/07/2011
That's a rental.
That's a rental.
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6:49PM on 01/07/2011
It's like Hilary Swank is either gunning for another Oscar or is taking the horror-genre table scraps from people like Renee Zeilweger and Kate Hudson.
It's like Hilary Swank is either gunning for another Oscar or is taking the horror-genre table scraps from people like Renee Zeilweger and Kate Hudson.
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5:14PM on 01/07/2011
Meh, looks about as uninteresting as I thought it would be. I don't know what it is about horror movies these days, but it's like, the filmmakers aren't learning that these films are lame and that people really aren't that interested. I suppose I could be wrong, but still....what was the last really good horror film we had.
Meh, looks about as uninteresting as I thought it would be. I don't know what it is about horror movies these days, but it's like, the filmmakers aren't learning that these films are lame and that people really aren't that interested. I suppose I could be wrong, but still....what was the last really good horror film we had.
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5:08PM on 01/07/2011
mmmmmm Hillary Swank. I'm down with it.Basically the same deal as the old Juliette Lewis' "The Forth Floor" 1999 Apartment horror flick and Jennifer Connelly's "Dark Water" 2005
mmmmmm Hillary Swank. I'm down with it.Basically the same deal as the old Juliette Lewis' "The Forth Floor" 1999 Apartment horror flick and Jennifer Connelly's "Dark Water" 2005
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4:24PM on 01/07/2011

Are you serious Joblo?

You made me sit through the entire Season of the Witch trailer - or sponsor message as you like to call it - to view this.

You've said it yourself that it's a piece of shit so why the fuck are you spamming your viewers with it.

Money money money.

As for this film though it looks pretty generic but not horrible. Might be worth a rental.
You made me sit through the entire Season of the Witch trailer - or sponsor message as you like to call it - to view this.

You've said it yourself that it's a piece of shit so why the fuck are you spamming your viewers with it.

Money money money.

As for this film though it looks pretty generic but not horrible. Might be worth a rental.
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3:48PM on 01/07/2011
"But hey, Hillary Swank is kind of naked for two seconds, so that's likely worth at least half the ticket right there."

That makes me very sad. Is this website about movies anymore, or just trashing reused concepts and posting a lot of ass shots of Natalie Portman?
"But hey, Hillary Swank is kind of naked for two seconds, so that's likely worth at least half the ticket right there."

That makes me very sad. Is this website about movies anymore, or just trashing reused concepts and posting a lot of ass shots of Natalie Portman?
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5:10PM on 01/07/2011
It's about both....at the same time.
It's about both....at the same time.
6:09PM on 01/07/2011
"Is this website about movies anymore, or just trashing reused concepts and posting a lot of ass shots of Natalie Portman?"

This guy must be new here. It's always been like this.
"Is this website about movies anymore, or just trashing reused concepts and posting a lot of ass shots of Natalie Portman?"

This guy must be new here. It's always been like this.
4:45AM on 01/08/2011
lol "it's about both....at the same time" ... so true.
lol "it's about both....at the same time" ... so true.
2:34PM on 01/07/2011

Thought it was a new Resident Evil Movie

from the headline. That means more hot woman action in 3D? NO? Damnit!
from the headline. That means more hot woman action in 3D? NO? Damnit!
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1:11PM on 01/07/2011

Cool

It's good to see Christopher Lee in a something besides Star Wars, LOTR, or a Tim Burton film.
It's good to see Christopher Lee in a something besides Star Wars, LOTR, or a Tim Burton film.
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1:07PM on 01/07/2011
Christopher Lee and JDM for the win. Hilary however ... Zzzzzzzzzzz.
Christopher Lee and JDM for the win. Hilary however ... Zzzzzzzzzzz.
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12:43PM on 01/07/2011

Sir Lee!

I was on the fence until I saw Christopher Lee. I'm in. It's already in my NetFlix queue.
I was on the fence until I saw Christopher Lee. I'm in. It's already in my NetFlix queue.
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12:18PM on 01/07/2011

I can't believe 'm saying this...

but for the first time since Million Dollar baby... I;m actually excited for a Hilary Swank movie...
but for the first time since Million Dollar baby... I;m actually excited for a Hilary Swank movie...
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