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Humpty Dumpty peek

05.15.2009

When I heard that director David Ellis, the man behind the inspired carnage of FINAL DESTINATION 2, was making a 3-D movie called HUMPTY DUMPTY about a half-alien creature seeking revenge on the rednecks who raped his mother, well... I immediately decided that was something I wanted to see.

The indie horror project is still in the early phase (Ellis is turning the screws on the 3-D FINAL DESTINATION due later this summer), but teaser art has appeared over at Myspace (and spotted by STYD) and seems to promise some tempting blend of IT'S ALIVE, CHILD'S PLAY, IT and XTRO. We can only hope...

Extra Tidbit: The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump.
Source: Myspace

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1:43AM on 05/19/2009
Im actually really confused about this...Humpty Dumpty..is an alien..who has a human mother..who was raped by rednecks..and hes really evil and will kill them..? And its a 3d cartoon? This sounds like a really bad heroine trip.
Im actually really confused about this...Humpty Dumpty..is an alien..who has a human mother..who was raped by rednecks..and hes really evil and will kill them..? And its a 3d cartoon? This sounds like a really bad heroine trip.
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6:54PM on 05/18/2009
In the sequel will all the king's horses and all the king's men put Humpty Dumpty together again?

/FAIL
In the sequel will all the king's horses and all the king's men put Humpty Dumpty together again?

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5:35AM on 05/18/2009
YES
YES
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7:33PM on 05/16/2009

initial reaction:

It's a comedy right? Cause there's no way anyone would make a serious movie with that title. Right?
It's a comedy right? Cause there's no way anyone would make a serious movie with that title. Right?
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5:32PM on 05/16/2009

YEAH...

how bout no...
how bout no...
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2:32PM on 05/16/2009

...gayness

this looks retarded... in a retarded way
this looks retarded... in a retarded way
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1:23PM on 05/16/2009
Are you guys serious below me? Can you say straight to dvd haha...maybe jusut maybe ill say it to prove my comment right!
Are you guys serious below me? Can you say straight to dvd haha...maybe jusut maybe ill say it to prove my comment right!
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12:51PM on 05/16/2009
Hmmm That is goddamn ridiculous!! Sounds like something I will watch though.
Hmmm That is goddamn ridiculous!! Sounds like something I will watch though.
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10:58AM on 05/16/2009

I'm all for-

Neat, I'm all for killing off street gangs-red necks-terrorists of all nationalities and mutant cannibals of every strain.-"Humpty Dumpty" is a really odd ball character too -I like that. The posters due have that 1980's straight to video box art look-U know where the box art is better than the actual film.
Neat, I'm all for killing off street gangs-red necks-terrorists of all nationalities and mutant cannibals of every strain.-"Humpty Dumpty" is a really odd ball character too -I like that. The posters due have that 1980's straight to video box art look-U know where the box art is better than the actual film.
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7:48AM on 05/16/2009

Fucking awesome

They raped his alien mom? Bring it on! This I gotta see!
They raped his alien mom? Bring it on! This I gotta see!
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7:15AM on 05/16/2009

SAY WHAT!?

They're making a humpty dumpty movie!! DUDE YES! The art work looks so 70s retro horror, in a good way!

I'm so down for this
They're making a humpty dumpty movie!! DUDE YES! The art work looks so 70s retro horror, in a good way!

I'm so down for this
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6:18AM on 05/16/2009

Wow indeed

This movie sounds redicoulously awesome
This movie sounds redicoulously awesome
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11:31PM on 05/15/2009

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Wow...
Wow...
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