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In the Beginning to bring Adam & Eve's leaf-covered junk to you in 3D
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by: George Merchan Mar. 9, 2010


Would you like to see Eve's boobs in glorious 3D?

I know I would, though I probably won't get my wish because IN THE BEGINNING, the new film from former Walden Media co-founder Cary Granat (THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH, AND THE WARDROBE), is being aimed squarely at "family- and faith-based audiences". And they don't <3 boobs last I checked.

According to Deadline's Mike Fleming, IN THE BEGINNING will be a 3D telling of the story of creation, using The Book of Genesis as the primary resource. The film already has a script from writer John Fusco (HIDALGO, YOUNG GUNS) and will be directed by David Cunningham (THE SEEKER: THE DARK IS RISING, "The Path to 9/11").

Fleming goes on and gives more details on the proposed project: "I'm told the $30 million film will use 3-D visuals to transform the oft-told tale into a spectacle that the filmmakers hope will attract family- and faith-based audiences that flocked to The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe, that first Chronicles of Narnia installment made on Granat’s Walden watch. I hear Granat pitched the film by claiming that the Adam And Eve story has never really been told by a feature film. (At least not since John Huston.)"

$30 million? With a budget like that, I doubt this will be the 2012 of Bible movies we all wish it could be.

Source: Deadline

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Extra Tidbit: The John Huston film Fleming alludes to in the quote above is the 1966 film THE BIBLE: IN THE BEGINNING, directed by Huston and starring Huston as Noah.

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drc5145
10:04PM on 03/09/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Christina Hendricks as Eve plz
Christina Hendricks as Eve plz
 
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OZB
12:44PM on 03/09/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
OZB
Mel should take Avatar as an opportunity to re re release Passion of the Christ again, but in 3D this time. Let Jesus' flesh project towards my face!
Mel should take Avatar as an opportunity to re re release Passion of the Christ again, but in 3D this time. Let Jesus' flesh project towards my face!
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Terminal_83
4:45PM on 03/09/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
That would rock! That'd be the ultimate faith experience! Watch the skinny dude get tortured in 3D on IMAX!
That would rock! That'd be the ultimate faith experience! Watch the skinny dude get tortured in 3D on IMAX!
 
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dankfoo
12:08PM on 03/09/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
nice
this could be one of the more interesting fictional films of the next year
this could be one of the more interesting fictional films of the next year
 
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Skellington
11:45AM on 03/09/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
They should hire Eve Lawrence, that girl is already in 3D, they wouldnt need to spend money on an expensive camera.
They should hire Eve Lawrence, that girl is already in 3D, they wouldnt need to spend money on an expensive camera.
 
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Higgs
10:04AM on 03/09/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
While attempts to turn the act of the creation of the universe into a visual "spectacle" can be pretty cool (like in Fantasia 2000's Beethoven segment), any faithful adaptation of anything in Genesis would have to be rated R. Not so family friendly.



I also have a sneaking suspicion that those cast as Adam and Eve will be as white as the teeth of the amicable goons in the picture...
While attempts to turn the act of the creation of the universe into a visual "spectacle" can be pretty cool (like in Fantasia 2000's Beethoven segment), any faithful adaptation of anything in Genesis would have to be rated R. Not so family friendly.



I also have a sneaking suspicion that those cast as Adam and Eve will be as white as the teeth of the amicable goons in the picture you've posted, since staying true to the "primary resource" rarely involves consideration of the primary culture.



But yeah with a budget that low and an inevitable abundance of CGI, Eden might end up looking like a Windows 98 screensaver anyway.
 
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schwarzgerät
9:06AM on 03/09/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
"aimed squarely at "family- and faith-based audiences"."



So, as usual, there will be no mention of Adam's first wife, Lilith, who was banished from Eden for refusing to obey him? Shite.
"aimed squarely at "family- and faith-based audiences"."



So, as usual, there will be no mention of Adam's first wife, Lilith, who was banished from Eden for refusing to obey him? Shite.
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schwarzgerät
6:31AM on 03/10/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Yes, the Bible tends not to include the little fictions that makes its own fiction a little "messy".
Yes, the Bible tends not to include the little fictions that makes its own fiction a little "messy".
 
drexxell
9:26PM on 03/09/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
That story doesn't appear in the bible, just the apocrypha.
That story doesn't appear in the bible, just the apocrypha.
 
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drexxell
8:05AM on 03/09/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Hmmm...
Truth be told, the story of Genesis is kind of full of some exciting stuff. Could be a good movie. Just too bad this will end up being viewed as "fact" by so many people.
Truth be told, the story of Genesis is kind of full of some exciting stuff. Could be a good movie. Just too bad this will end up being viewed as "fact" by so many people.
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drexxell
9:24PM on 03/09/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
It matters to me because every step down the road of continuing to burden humanity with myths rather than facts will continue to chain mankind to their barbaric and unfulfilled potential.
It matters to me because every step down the road of continuing to burden humanity with myths rather than facts will continue to chain mankind to their barbaric and unfulfilled potential.
 
dankfoo
8:31PM on 03/09/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
i dont know maybe because it is fictional?
i dont know maybe because it is fictional?
 
wtf?!?
12:29PM on 03/09/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
why is that too bad? why does it matter to you how people interpret the movie?
why is that too bad? why does it matter to you how people interpret the movie?
 
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Terminal_83
7:01AM on 03/09/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Another religious film pretending to be fantasy. I'll pass.
Another religious film pretending to be fantasy. I'll pass.