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Review: Drive Angry 3D

Drive Angry 3D
Feb. 25, 2011by:
8 10

PLOT: Sassy and sexy waitress Piper (Amber Heard) get more than she bargained for when she picks up a hitchhiker named Milton (Nicolas Cage). Turns out, hes ummmdead, and has escaped from hell to kill Jonah King (Billy Burke), the leader of a satanic cult who not only killed Cages daughter, but also kidnapped his granddaughter, with the aim of making the child a ritual sacrifice. What an asshole, right? Meanwhile, Milton is pursued by The Accountant (William Fichtner), Satans emissary, whos been given the task of returning Miltons soul to hell.

REVIEW: DRIVE ANGRY 3D is exactly the type of flick I hoped it would be; a good old fashioned B-movie that doesnt take itself too seriously. Director Patrick Lussier, and writer Todd Farmer have crafted a gloriously trashy horror/action flick that throws in everything but the kitchen sink, all with the single minded goal of giving its audience their ten (or more like twenty) bucks worth. On that score, hot damn does this succeed!


Of course, the deliberately campy approach may be a turn off to some, but if you dug the similar PIRAHNA 3D, this is the flick for you. For me, I knew damn well Id love this flick once I got my first gander of Amber Heard, decked out in the skimpiest, sexiest Daisy Dukes you can imagine, hopping behind the wheel of her equally sexy 69 Charger, while singing Peaches F**k The Pain Away. Mmm-hmm.

The awesomeness continues from there folks, with Nicolas Cage finally having some fun again, as the bleached-blond mullet wearing Milton (Paradise Lost anyone?). Cage is probably the most engaged hes been since BAD LIEUTENANT: PORT OF CALL NEW ORLEANS and one can see why. DRIVE ANGRYs a pretty tough film to hate. The premise for the flick tells you pretty much all you need to know about it. This is not a film for subtlety or subtext, but really- who cares? Sometime all you want to see is some R-rated fun where baddies get wasted by the hundreds, dozens of cars are wreaked, and all the while Amber Heard lounges around looking delicious.


Other than being particularly sexy throughout, Heards spunk really won me over, once again proving that shes got more star-power in her pinky that most other it girls that have come along in the last few years. Heards a rare breed; an actress that will make your jaw hit the floor with her good looks, and can act to boot!

I should also mention that DRIVE ANGRY has a scene mid-way through thats going to become a grind house classic. But what, pray tell, does it entail? Well folks, get ready for the finest shoot-out/ sex scene since SHOOT EM UP, with Nicolas Cage blowing away a dozen baddies, mid-coitus with a sexy waitress, with simultaneous smoking a stogie, and pausing for the occasional swig of Jack Daniels. All shot in slow motion, of course. Can I get a f**k yeah?


Damn this is a fun flick, and Ive got to hand it to Lussier and Farmer (who even gets a part as Heards jerk boyfriend), with the two of them absolutely nailing the kind of flick John Carpenter used to churn out in his hey-day, with this feeling like a cross between BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA and THEY LIVE, with some PRINCE OF DARKNESS thrown in for good measure. Hell, we even get Tom Atkins (yes- TOM ATKINS!!!!) as a good-ol boy Southern Sherriff!

Meanwhile, we also get a scene-stealing performance by William Fichtner, who all but walks away with the film as The Accountant. I dont want to spoil too much about how Fichtners role plays out, but suffice to say, hes your run of the mill baddie. If I have one complaint about DRIVE ANGRY, its that Billy Burkes Jonah King comes across as a pretty weak villain at least compared to Fichtner. Once he goes mano-a-mano with Cage, youll never for a second believe hes any threat to Cages undead bad-ass.

Another thing that Lussier really manages to ace here is the use of 3D, which for once is not a cheap-ass post conversion job, and is used creatively, and not obnoxiously. Thats right folks- DRIVE ANGRY is the rare 3D flick that wont give you a headache, and will actually allow you to discern whats happening onscreen. That said, I still think DRIVE ANGRY would be just as much fun without the 3D, which bodes well for its eventual Blu-Ray/ DVD release.

Suffice to say, DRIVE ANGRY 3D rocked my world, although Ill admit that having a few drinks beforehand might have helped things along a bit. This is a beer (or better yet, Nic Cage approved Jack Daniels) swiggin movie if ever there was one. Considering the rather weak slate of films weve been bombarded with at the multiplexes lately, DRIVE ANGRY is a real treat, just as long as you go in with the right attitude. This is not something to take seriously, and while that may keep it from transcending its pulpy-roots somewhat, it sure as hell guarantees a good time at the movies. In an era of escalating ticket prices, thats something you cant just dismiss, and kudos to Lussier for a job well done. As for Mr. Cage, welcome back sir. We missed you.

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2:05PM on 02/28/2011

This movie absolutely blew me away!!!

9/10 There's a few minor flaws in this movie that aren't even worth mentioning, so let's face it: this movie was EXACTLY what I wanted to see. Blood, guts, boobs and cuss words...all in GLORIOUS 3D! I haven't had this much fun from a 3D movie since MBV (I didn't get to see Piranha 3D) so I was pleased with this movie. Billy Burke was great as the Evil Cajun Jesus, and Cage was practically unstoppable. However, The Accountant was the best part of the movie, followed closely by the super-hot,
9/10 There's a few minor flaws in this movie that aren't even worth mentioning, so let's face it: this movie was EXACTLY what I wanted to see. Blood, guts, boobs and cuss words...all in GLORIOUS 3D! I haven't had this much fun from a 3D movie since MBV (I didn't get to see Piranha 3D) so I was pleased with this movie. Billy Burke was great as the Evil Cajun Jesus, and Cage was practically unstoppable. However, The Accountant was the best part of the movie, followed closely by the super-hot, super-fantastic Amber Heard. It's a damn shame she's a lesbian!
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6:45PM on 02/25/2011
I really enjoyed this. It wasn't perfect but, it makes up for it's faults by delivering on the 3 B's boobs, bullets and blood. A trashy good time that makes no excuses for what it is and isn't ashamed of what it is either. Amber Heard was worth the price of admission alone. Cage was Cage but it worked perfect with the material. Reminded me of flicks I saw as a kid like "Race With The Devil" but amped up on crack.I'll take this over pretentious, overindulgent flicks like "The Social Network" any
I really enjoyed this. It wasn't perfect but, it makes up for it's faults by delivering on the 3 B's boobs, bullets and blood. A trashy good time that makes no excuses for what it is and isn't ashamed of what it is either. Amber Heard was worth the price of admission alone. Cage was Cage but it worked perfect with the material. Reminded me of flicks I saw as a kid like "Race With The Devil" but amped up on crack.I'll take this over pretentious, overindulgent flicks like "The Social Network" any day.
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10:40AM on 02/25/2011

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8:59AM on 02/25/2011

Jesus...!

"Cage is probably the most engaged hes been since BAD LIEUTENANT: PORT OF CALL NEW ORLEANS"

I could weep, I really could...
"Cage is probably the most engaged hes been since BAD LIEUTENANT: PORT OF CALL NEW ORLEANS"

I could weep, I really could...
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9:08AM on 02/25/2011
Why?
Why?
9:14AM on 02/25/2011
Case in point...
Case in point...
11:21AM on 02/25/2011
Bad Lieutenant was pretty goddamned amazing.
Bad Lieutenant was pretty goddamned amazing.
11:28AM on 02/25/2011
Case in point:

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Case in point:

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1:01PM on 02/25/2011
You're saying his acting sucked in that movie?
You're saying his acting sucked in that movie?
1:36PM on 02/25/2011
case in point:
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case in point:
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1:38PM on 02/25/2011
if that's not enough
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if that's not enough
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1:38PM on 02/25/2011
And that SUPPORTS your point? HA HA HA HA HA!
And that SUPPORTS your point? HA HA HA HA HA!
1:40PM on 02/25/2011
It's like he has a passport to the land of overacting...
It's like he has a passport to the land of overacting...
1:47PM on 02/25/2011
Yeah. It's funny. It's a good time. That's what Cage is if he's cast in the right parts.
Yeah. It's funny. It's a good time. That's what Cage is if he's cast in the right parts.
3:51PM on 02/25/2011
His doped up character in the movie was supposed to be excentric. That's not overacting, it's the character's persona.
His doped up character in the movie was supposed to be excentric. That's not overacting, it's the character's persona.
4:00PM on 02/25/2011
You're wrong. 'kay? 'kay. xxx
You're wrong. 'kay? 'kay. xxx
5:56PM on 02/25/2011
Bad Lieutenant is the shit.
Bad Lieutenant is the shit.
7:01PM on 02/25/2011
Gotta agree. Hated Bad Lieutenant. Cage was okay, but I enjoyed him more in that lame Sorcerer flick than I did in Bad Lieutenant. Mostly, I just hated his character, so I'm not sure if that's a win on the films part or not.
Gotta agree. Hated Bad Lieutenant. Cage was okay, but I enjoyed him more in that lame Sorcerer flick than I did in Bad Lieutenant. Mostly, I just hated his character, so I'm not sure if that's a win on the films part or not.
9:44AM on 02/28/2011
He was hilarious in Kick-ass...and the Weather man too...man, you need to lighten up a bit.
He was hilarious in Kick-ass...and the Weather man too...man, you need to lighten up a bit.
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