Im not surprised that the "Jackass" guys made a sequel; Im surprised that theyre still alive and ABLE to make one. After all the things theyve done all the various objects theyve crammed up their various orifices its amazing that one of them hasnt gone the way of the Crocodile Hunter. May he rest in peace. Crikey!
week Steve-O, Ehren McGehey & Chris Pontius stopped by the
Roosevelt Hotel in
|Steve-O||Chris Pontius||Ehren McGehey|
Steve-O: Seems like in the last couple days I ate nothing except for amphetamines, ecstasy, nitrous oxide, marijuana, xanax, and a whole shit ton of booze. But at least Im not on coke.
Steve-O, you took a fish hook in your cheek in the movie. Hows your mouth?
Steve-O: Its all right.
Theres no hole?
Steve-O: I can feel it on the inside but it looks ok on the outside.
Was the hook at least sterilized?
Steve-O: I think so. I think they made a pretty big deal out of it. I didnt care. I like to keep my immune system on its toes.
Is there anything you wont do?
Steve-O: Yeah, theres plenty of stuff I wont do. On the first movie, I was dead-set against shoving anything up my butt. And now that were done with the second movie, they call me the bulldog. Now, shoving shit up my ass is no big deal.
McGehey: Its second nature. Or maybe its first nature.
Steve-O: Danger Ehren, he hurt his pinkie filming Number Two.
(Ehren displays his mangled pinkie.)
McGehey: You see that? Grab it.
Steve-O: So now hes got no blood flow to his pinkie now. Its really fantastic news; the doctor said that hes really gonna need to have his finger amputated.
McGehey: Lack of blood flow.
Steve-O: So were gonna shove his pinkie up my ass. Then were gonna chop it off with a machete. Were gonna call it The Stinky Pinkie.
McGehey: Well, we havent figured out all the details yet, but its pretty close to what he described.
You had beer up your ass in this film.
Steve-O: It took a while to get that done right. There were at least three different takes.
McGehey: Three different inserts. It wouldnt go in far enough, so finally we had to draw a line, to know how far to put it in. That line was about four or five inches up that tube.
Steve-O: Whats amazing about Jackass Two is that everybody gets a moment to be truly ashamed of themselves.
McGehey: We all get a shot.
Steve-O: Forfeiting my anal virginity is almost the least of it.
McGehey: At least you didnt have crabs in your mouth.
Steve-O: At least Im not a cum guzzler.
McGehey: So we got a guy who spits beer out of his ass, a guy who eats crabs and a guy who guzzles cum. Lets make a movie!
Pontius: Im sure Im now the only one here whos tasted semen.
Steve-O: Lets take a poll.
Pontius: Drinking horse cum though, thats pretty demented.
Steve-O: The problem is horses just dont eat pineapples.
Chris, why did you have do that stunt?
Pontius: I showed up to work one day with a belly full of booze and pills. I just wasnt that functional. This was on Wildboyz.
Steve-O: He was actually kicked off the set because he was deemed unfit to so much as narrate. He was in such pitiful condition, wasted on drugs and booze. So to get himself out of the doghouse, he was like, All right. This is gonna get me forgiven for my unprofessional day and grant me a new day to be unprofessional in the future.
Pontius: And I havent used that yet. So next time we film, one of those days Im gonna show up pretty messed up.
Chris, we saw a little of Party Boy at the end, but that was it. Are you not doing Party Boy anymore?
Pontius: Im pretty over Party Boy, especially now that Im not fat anymore.
Steve-O: Sometimes I was as stupid as Danger Ehren.
Pontius: Me too.
McGehey: Me too.
Pontius: If you were as stupid as Danger Ehren, you wouldnt have to worry about scoring drugs anymore.
McGehey: The best thing about being as dumb as I am is theres no expectations. I can do whatever I want.
Steve-O: If I could do enough drugs to be as stupid as Danger Ehren I probably would.
McGehey: Youre pretty f*cking close, dumbsh*t.
What is Camp Steve-O? Is that a new show?
Steve-O: Yeah. Its an on-air pilot, which means that its definitely gonna play on the USA Network, immediately after wrestling. Its funny. I was initially going to be doing a show where I run a summer camp for little kids.
A real one?
McGehey: Sounds like a good idea. Any of you kids got any pills?
Steve-O: We tweaked the creative to get the kids out of it. I just had to come to terms with the fact that I might not be the best role model for children.
So Camp Steve-O isnt for kids.
Steve-O: Its not for kids. Its for Type B personality individuals. Im gonna kinda storm in on them, on their Dungeons & Dragons session, you know so my mission is gonna be to de-wussify America one lamo at a time.
So whats it like making these films?
Steve-O: While we were filming Jackass 2, it was like you wake up every morning in strange hotel and you wake up totally peacefully, and then as you put it together where you are and what you have to do that day, all the peace goes away and you realize, F*ck. My life sucks.
Pontius: I was stoked the whole time we were filming. I didnt want to be anywhere else. I loved it.
McGehey: When we go out to film and then we go home, I was totally stressed out. Even the two weeks at home that I was supposed to be mellow. You know somethings gonna happen. In two weeks youre gonna have to go to India or some sh*t.
Steve-O: The first movie had a lot of scary moments and the second movie was pretty much horrifying all around.
McGehey: Im still terrified.
Are you guys still gonna be doing this when youre 70?
McGehey: If they make good enough wheelchairs, f*ck yeah.
Steve-O: Theres no chance any of us are gonna live til 70, but if we did, we would probably be filthy f*cking motherf*ckers like we are now.
McGehey: And we wouldnt have to go through five hours of makeup to look like old men. We would already be there.
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