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Intl. Transformers poster

05.29.2007

Let's all pretend that we're in a kindergarten class. I'm the teacher, and you guys are the kiddies, with your SHREK t-shirts and chocolate-pudding-stained mouths. Now I say, "Who wants to see yet another international poster for TRANSFORMERS?" And then you all raise your hands and say "Me! Me! Me! I do! I do! I do!" And then me, being the benevolent, golden-hearted teacher that I am, say "Okay you little shits! Then go to JoBlo.com and check it out there because all I want to do is finish the bottle of whiskey in my desk and drink n' dial my ex, so piss off!" Then all of you run out of the class screaming "Yaaaay!!!!", head home to the brand new MacBooks Mommy and Daddy bought your spoiled little arses, and head on over to JoBlo.com just like I said to check out the poster BELOW, while I wallow in my booze-soaked misery and contemplate ending it once and for all.

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Extra Tidbit: I had a horrible, horrible kindergarten experience.
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1:41PM on 05/31/2007
okaaay.....STILL wanna see the movie, but that poster just sucks. Forutnately, I'm not like the people who would judge a movie by its poster.

And by the way vaders fist -- Paul Anderson or Twentieth Century Fox? Which one won, I ask you?
okaaay.....STILL wanna see the movie, but that poster just sucks. Forutnately, I'm not like the people who would judge a movie by its poster.

And by the way vaders fist -- Paul Anderson or Twentieth Century Fox? Which one won, I ask you?
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10:07PM on 05/29/2007
that tagline has the same shitty tone as AvP tagline..

"whoever wins, we lose"

we sure did. i lost 10$.
that tagline has the same shitty tone as AvP tagline..

"whoever wins, we lose"

we sure did. i lost 10$.
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8:58PM on 05/29/2007
That is just one ugly looking poster. The one with just Prime and Megatron facing each other was probably the best out of all the shitty looking ones so far. Why the hell is Scorponok even in there?!
That is just one ugly looking poster. The one with just Prime and Megatron facing each other was probably the best out of all the shitty looking ones so far. Why the hell is Scorponok even in there?!
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7:04PM on 05/29/2007
reminds me of a star wars poster. hopefully the movie won't suck like they did (the prequels i mean!)
reminds me of a star wars poster. hopefully the movie won't suck like they did (the prequels i mean!)
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5:40PM on 05/29/2007
Wow... nothing screams classy like good ole fashioned lens flares. I'm glad the folks at Dreamworks/Paramount haven't forgotten about Photoshop classics.
Wow... nothing screams classy like good ole fashioned lens flares. I'm glad the folks at Dreamworks/Paramount haven't forgotten about Photoshop classics.
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4:13PM on 05/29/2007

bad poster

Like the one sheets with "Protect" and "Destroy" but this one sucks. The white flashing vertical lines show the laziness of whoever created this. They clearly just plastered some promotional images together for this unbalanced smear of crap.

Movie looks cool though, it's grown on me.
Like the one sheets with "Protect" and "Destroy" but this one sucks. The white flashing vertical lines show the laziness of whoever created this. They clearly just plastered some promotional images together for this unbalanced smear of crap.

Movie looks cool though, it's grown on me.
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2:47PM on 05/29/2007
I'm all about giant robots and explosions, and am definitely going to see this movie. But that poster tag-line has got to go. That crap is on par with 80's straight to video action movie tag-lines. Terrible.
I'm all about giant robots and explosions, and am definitely going to see this movie. But that poster tag-line has got to go. That crap is on par with 80's straight to video action movie tag-lines. Terrible.
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2:25PM on 05/29/2007
"Then go to JoBlo.com and check it out there because all I want to do is finish the bottle of whiskey in my desk and drink n' dial my ex, so piss off!"

Richard Pryor would've liked it here...
"Then go to JoBlo.com and check it out there because all I want to do is finish the bottle of whiskey in my desk and drink n' dial my ex, so piss off!"

Richard Pryor would've liked it here...
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