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It's an explosion of badass hotties in this first clip from Machete Kills

Sep. 13, 2013by: Paul Shirey

I want to say that this new clip from MACHETE KILLS has it all, but really what it has is a whole lot of badass, scantilly clad chicks shooting guns and driving erratically. So, this is kind of like an ex-girlfriend worst nightmare thing. That said, the scantilly-clad chicks in question are Sofia Vergara, Lady Gaga, and Alexa Vega, so you could have worse things hunting you down and trying to kill you with their gattling boob gun and crotch cannon. Right?

I really wasn't much of a fan of the first MACHETE, even as I tried to appreciate it for all the intentional B-grade shlock. However, now that I've accepted what the series is doing, perhaps I'll dig this one a little more. I will say that Robert Rodriguez has assembled a damn fine cast for a damn silly movie. The primary selling points for me are Mel Gibson as the villain and the aforementioned scantilly-clad ladies, including the lovely Amber Heard. Charlie Sheen as the President is also a bonus in a head-shaking funny kind of way. So, yeah, this looks to be about as fun or potentially better as the first. Expectations in check.

MACHETE KILLS hits theaters on October 11, 2013.


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8:55PM on 09/13/2013
Looks horrible! Rodriguez should have better spend that time and effort to wrap up Sin City 2 or bring interesting projects like Red Sonja, Fire an Ice or Predators 2 to life. But I dig the insider joke with Sex Machines pistol cock at the end.
Looks horrible! Rodriguez should have better spend that time and effort to wrap up Sin City 2 or bring interesting projects like Red Sonja, Fire an Ice or Predators 2 to life. But I dig the insider joke with Sex Machines pistol cock at the end.
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3:37PM on 09/13/2013
I'm sorry. Those gals all look good, but Sofia looks stupid as all hell with that machine gun bra. It's like something a 4 year old made with the pots and pans in his mom's kitchen.
I'm sorry. Those gals all look good, but Sofia looks stupid as all hell with that machine gun bra. It's like something a 4 year old made with the pots and pans in his mom's kitchen.
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3:35PM on 09/13/2013
Um what the hell did I just watch? Vegas' outfit was the best....at the end.
Um what the hell did I just watch? Vegas' outfit was the best....at the end.
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1:54PM on 09/13/2013
This looks bad. I usually like Rodriguez's films, but this was sooooo poorly done on every level. I get that he is trying to go for a grindhouse feel, but the lazy digital effects kill the old school vibe. This looks like an Asylum film level of bad. It doesn't even look fun. :(
This looks bad. I usually like Rodriguez's films, but this was sooooo poorly done on every level. I get that he is trying to go for a grindhouse feel, but the lazy digital effects kill the old school vibe. This looks like an Asylum film level of bad. It doesn't even look fun. :(
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1:22PM on 09/13/2013

Twerk

I'd love to see Sofia twerk.
I'd love to see Sofia twerk.
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1:10PM on 09/13/2013
Damn, Brandy LaMont.... Er... Elle LaMont was hot as hell in that clip!
Damn, Brandy LaMont.... Er... Elle LaMont was hot as hell in that clip!
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12:54PM on 09/13/2013
Thats one accurate vag shot
Thats one accurate vag shot
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12:37PM on 09/13/2013
Assless chaps...classic!
Assless chaps...classic!
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11:58AM on 09/13/2013

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