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James to Keep Zoo

02.13.2009

With the overwhelming success of PAUL BLART: MALL COP, we can expect to see a lot more Kevin James vehicles in the near future. This is excellent news for Kevin James fans, and not so excellent news for non-Kevin James fans--A.K.A me. He doesn't strike me as the most talented mofo out there, and definitely not the funniest, but he is pudgy and less than average looking, which is a lot better than morbidly obese and butt ugly, so I guess I see the appeal.

This new film will see James play another man in uniform, who works at another venue frequented by families and children. See a pattern anyone? This time around he'll be playing a zookeeper in a film to be called--you guessed it THE ZOOKEEPER (why don't they just add a "Baul Plart:" while they're at it). In it, James will play a lonely zookeeper who decides to leave his job because he can't meet a girl, leading to an intervention by the zoo's animals. Oh boy. The film is being produced by the same dudes who brought us MALL COP as they look to further cash in on their new wonderboy. Just please, please don't make the animals have voices...please.
Extra Tidbit: How many times do you think James will get smacked in the nuts?
Source: Variety

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1:40PM on 02/13/2009
Can I do my Nancy Kerrigan impression??

WHY?? WHYYYYYY?????????? *CRIES* WHY???? [link]
Can I do my Nancy Kerrigan impression??

WHY?? WHYYYYYY?????????? *CRIES* WHY???? [link]
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1:01PM on 02/13/2009

Finally

Finally Kevin James has got off the launch pad w/ Mall Cop and now this on its heels. I was never big on James-BUT-Mall Cop has changed that-was a great film judging it for what it is-pure comedy ....I hope Kevin gets more of these type of flicks.
Finally Kevin James has got off the launch pad w/ Mall Cop and now this on its heels. I was never big on James-BUT-Mall Cop has changed that-was a great film judging it for what it is-pure comedy ....I hope Kevin gets more of these type of flicks.
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11:40AM on 02/13/2009
He is totally going to become the new Rob Schneider.

You thought it was crazy to see Kevin James as a Mall Cop, and a Zookeeper, well now he is, a Stapler!!!!!!!
He is totally going to become the new Rob Schneider.

You thought it was crazy to see Kevin James as a Mall Cop, and a Zookeeper, well now he is, a Stapler!!!!!!!
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5:46AM on 02/13/2009

meh

Kevin James is the reason I became a regular viewer of Comedy Central Presents Friday Night Stand-Up. He's also great on King of Queens. So, although I don't give a shit about his movies, I support him for being genuinely funny in other forms. I won't be seeing this movie (I didn't see Mall Cop either), but I hope he finds further success.
Kevin James is the reason I became a regular viewer of Comedy Central Presents Friday Night Stand-Up. He's also great on King of Queens. So, although I don't give a shit about his movies, I support him for being genuinely funny in other forms. I won't be seeing this movie (I didn't see Mall Cop either), but I hope he finds further success.
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2:05AM on 02/13/2009
Extra Tidbit: At least once, if I run into him on the street.
This sounds like a bad hybrid of Paul Blart and Dr. Dolittle.
Extra Tidbit: At least once, if I run into him on the street.
This sounds like a bad hybrid of Paul Blart and Dr. Dolittle.
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