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08.26.2009

Here's what's presumably one of the final posters for Megan Fox's demonic, comedic, cannibalism thriller JENNIFER'S BODY. It's in Spanish, but even to the layman, it’s not exactly hard to deduce what “No es mala…es diabolica!” might mean. And no, it's not "Written by Diablo Cody."

I’ve almost forgotten than Megan Fox is supposed to be in high school in this movie. Have you seen high schoolers these days? They’re infants, and if they actually looked like this, there’d be a hell of a lot more teachers in jail. But hey, I guess that’s why we have movies, right?

Click through the poster to see it get bigger over at Aullidos.

Extra Tidbit: I can't tell which ridiculous hot chick-themed horror film I'm more excited for, this or SORORITY ROW.
Source: Aullidos

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11:45PM on 08/28/2009

Cool Poster

Its hard to say if this movie will bomb or do well, but one thing is for sure, this movie poster..is awesome and classic.
Its hard to say if this movie will bomb or do well, but one thing is for sure, this movie poster..is awesome and classic.
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5:00PM on 08/27/2009
Some of you guys have the Sharp Knees complex.
Some of you guys have the Sharp Knees complex.
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10:02AM on 08/27/2009
The movie may turn out to be like crap, but at least the posters are cool. If there were enough posters like these on the net, I wouldn't need porn. Megan Fox WITH clothes is already above and beyond porn.
The movie may turn out to be like crap, but at least the posters are cool. If there were enough posters like these on the net, I wouldn't need porn. Megan Fox WITH clothes is already above and beyond porn.
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11:08PM on 08/26/2009

curious

how does Diablo's overcooked dialogue translate in other countries?
how does Diablo's overcooked dialogue translate in other countries?
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9:51PM on 08/26/2009

hot, dumb, perfect

this movie is dumb, put some other hot chick in there, ya know, one who can act, not say SAAAAIIM, SAAAAAIIIM MY DAAAIIIID.....is she from canada or is she just a couple crayons short in the box.....still bang her tho....
this movie is dumb, put some other hot chick in there, ya know, one who can act, not say SAAAAIIM, SAAAAAIIIM MY DAAAIIIID.....is she from canada or is she just a couple crayons short in the box.....still bang her tho....
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4:40PM on 08/26/2009

I wonder...

Translations Man, saves another day: "She's not evil... she's diabolical... You'll be dying to be [her] next [victim]" Get it? Because she's hot, and being killed is a small price to pay to get some of Jennifer's Body.

I've heard Catwoman rumors for Megan Fox. She's attractive, but tell me that it's only a bad dream... someone... anyone?
Translations Man, saves another day: "She's not evil... she's diabolical... You'll be dying to be [her] next [victim]" Get it? Because she's hot, and being killed is a small price to pay to get some of Jennifer's Body.

I've heard Catwoman rumors for Megan Fox. She's attractive, but tell me that it's only a bad dream... someone... anyone?
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4:37PM on 08/26/2009

lmao

i hear ya man, she does have some big A$$ lips, they would go nicely around my **** though!! haha

Personally I think Mila Kunas & Elisha Cuthbert are just WAY beyond Fox in hottness
i hear ya man, she does have some big A$$ lips, they would go nicely around my **** though!! haha

Personally I think Mila Kunas & Elisha Cuthbert are just WAY beyond Fox in hottness
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6:37PM on 08/26/2009
See I agree with you there
See I agree with you there
3:42PM on 08/26/2009
Honestly ? Maybe its the make up and all, but she looks like she's made out of plastic ... and thats very unattractive to me. Not my type, despite the long dark hair ...
Im not saying she's ugly, but she doesnt strike me as hot.
Look at her mouth, looks like a fucking fish in an aquarium trying to talk through the window.
Honestly ? Maybe its the make up and all, but she looks like she's made out of plastic ... and thats very unattractive to me. Not my type, despite the long dark hair ...
Im not saying she's ugly, but she doesnt strike me as hot.
Look at her mouth, looks like a fucking fish in an aquarium trying to talk through the window.
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5:44PM on 08/26/2009
Yeah she isn't pretty without makeup. As mentioned above, Mila Kunas is.... and so is Natalie Portman <3
Yeah she isn't pretty without makeup. As mentioned above, Mila Kunas is.... and so is Natalie Portman <3
3:24PM on 08/26/2009
Skellington you don't find or at the LEAST attractive? Come out of the closest then it's okay... I'm not sayin she's a good actress because she totally sucks, but you'd be a lucky son b*tch to be hittin that
Skellington you don't find or at the LEAST attractive? Come out of the closest then it's okay... I'm not sayin she's a good actress because she totally sucks, but you'd be a lucky son b*tch to be hittin that
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2:44PM on 08/26/2009
'''If high-School students
looked like her ...there would be less guys dropping out of school...'''

Why? Cause only dumb guys think she is ACTUALLY attractive ?? That makes sense.
'''If high-School students
looked like her ...there would be less guys dropping out of school...'''

Why? Cause only dumb guys think she is ACTUALLY attractive ?? That makes sense.
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12:46PM on 08/26/2009

If high-School students looked like her

...there would be less guys dropping out of school...
...there would be less guys dropping out of school...
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