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Jerry Bruckheimer explains why the mermaids in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides needed real boobs

Jan. 26, 2011by:

If you wanted the role of a mermaid in PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES one of the requirements was natural breasts. None of that busted plastic surgery shit.

Producer Jerry Bruckheimer is a man who seems to enjoy a good pair of breasts. Last Spring, the casting call even noted, Must have real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants. What was Bruckheimer's explanation? I dont think they had breast augmentation in the 1700s. So its natural for casting people to say, We want real people. Well sure there was no one giving out boob jobs in the 1700's, Captain Obvious. On the other hand, mermaids aren't real so this argument in invalid.

But I get what he's saying. While some men might think mermaids with huge implants might be hot, regardless of whether or not mermaids or real, ladies still weren't getting boob jobs. So why the hell would a mermaid have a boob job? I mean, unless her sister was Ariel and she felt inferior and had some daddy issues...but that's a story for another day.

Below is immediately what I thought of after I read this mermaid/boobs story.

Extra Tidbit: The girl in the pic above is Astrid Berges-Frisbey, she plays the main mermaid, Syrena. These are her boobs. NSFW!
Source: EW

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12:50AM on 01/28/2011
Having real boobs is awesome.
Having real boobs is awesome.
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2:01PM on 01/27/2011

Technically...

...fake boobs behave differently in water.

If any of you recall the Manswers episode, they proved that natural boobies floated in water, and siliconized fun bags sunk.

So... for authentic boobies-in-water shots, natural fun bags would be necessary.
...fake boobs behave differently in water.

If any of you recall the Manswers episode, they proved that natural boobies floated in water, and siliconized fun bags sunk.

So... for authentic boobies-in-water shots, natural fun bags would be necessary.
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1:44AM on 01/27/2011
Its kinda funny that the most expensive porno movie made is "Pirates" and I doubt the people that made it took into consideration that no one in the 1700's have breast augmentation.
Its kinda funny that the most expensive porno movie made is "Pirates" and I doubt the people that made it took into consideration that no one in the 1700's have breast augmentation.
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11:53PM on 01/26/2011

Mmmmotorboat motorboat motorboat.

Considering it's Disney we'll be lucky to get cleavage.
Personally I'd rather a real woman with fake boobs than a fake woman with real boobs.
Considering it's Disney we'll be lucky to get cleavage.
Personally I'd rather a real woman with fake boobs than a fake woman with real boobs.
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11:25PM on 01/26/2011
so the mermaids in pirates 4 are gonna be topless?
i dont think so.
so the mermaids in pirates 4 are gonna be topless?
i dont think so.
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7:41AM on 01/27/2011
From the trailer it looks like they will be, but it'll probably be like avatar that they're covered with long hair all the time so they don't lose their pg-13 rating and the extra $50 million that means
From the trailer it looks like they will be, but it'll probably be like avatar that they're covered with long hair all the time so they don't lose their pg-13 rating and the extra $50 million that means
11:22PM on 01/26/2011

what difference does it make?

real or fake...were not going to see boobs in PotC4.
real or fake...were not going to see boobs in PotC4.
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11:12PM on 01/26/2011
There's people out there who like droopy boobs?
There's people out there who like droopy boobs?
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11:09PM on 01/26/2011

Discrimination!

Did Bruckheimer ever stop to consider that maybe girls with breast augmentation might be the best women for the job?

I think not.
Did Bruckheimer ever stop to consider that maybe girls with breast augmentation might be the best women for the job?

I think not.
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11:44PM on 01/27/2011
14 negatives?

Hey, if an African American can be cast as a Nordic God, why can't a breast augmented woman be cast as a 1700's mermaid?
14 negatives?

Hey, if an African American can be cast as a Nordic God, why can't a breast augmented woman be cast as a 1700's mermaid?
9:57PM on 01/26/2011
Some how I get the feeling this was snuck in so some casting guys could get a lot of encounters with the well rounded kind. Gee I wonder did they choose em based on floating or shape? Did they grab the boobs and listen for a sloshing sound? Some how this whole debate seems like someone's excuse to get laid but then again it is hollywood so its to be expected. As for the tit debate, in my view its not about real or fake but about quality. A great pair of well rounded soft titties is better than
Some how I get the feeling this was snuck in so some casting guys could get a lot of encounters with the well rounded kind. Gee I wonder did they choose em based on floating or shape? Did they grab the boobs and listen for a sloshing sound? Some how this whole debate seems like someone's excuse to get laid but then again it is hollywood so its to be expected. As for the tit debate, in my view its not about real or fake but about quality. A great pair of well rounded soft titties is better than a girl with man boobs. By the way that video was great.
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8:08PM on 01/26/2011

Tee Hee

B(o)(o)bies
B(o)(o)bies
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7:47PM on 01/26/2011
That's been the only news that's made any sense since this project was announced. I don't care about the rational, I just HATE plastic jugs. Give me the jiggle and/or a natural gal any day! Good for Jerry Bruckheimer.
That's been the only news that's made any sense since this project was announced. I don't care about the rational, I just HATE plastic jugs. Give me the jiggle and/or a natural gal any day! Good for Jerry Bruckheimer.
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7:24PM on 01/26/2011

Lucy Pinder

I think she is still claiming her's are real. I'd by two tickets if she was playing a naked mermaid in Pirates 4!!!
I think she is still claiming her's are real. I'd by two tickets if she was playing a naked mermaid in Pirates 4!!!
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7:16PM on 01/26/2011
Jerry Bruckeheimer and breasts don't belong in the same sentence..oh wait too late.
Jerry Bruckeheimer and breasts don't belong in the same sentence..oh wait too late.
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7:20PM on 01/26/2011
But Jerry Bruceheimer and Boob belong in the same sentence...
But Jerry Bruceheimer and Boob belong in the same sentence...
7:10PM on 01/26/2011

No Fake Boobs on Fictional Creature!s

LOL, what an idiot.
LOL, what an idiot.
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6:54PM on 01/26/2011
Why yes, I do like boobs.

Wait, what was the question?
Why yes, I do like boobs.

Wait, what was the question?
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6:52PM on 01/26/2011

be honest

WTF? Why are men always afraid to throw their hat in the ring for some well sculpted fake boobs? I like real ones as well, but good looking implants beat "real" saggy tits ANY DAY!!
WTF? Why are men always afraid to throw their hat in the ring for some well sculpted fake boobs? I like real ones as well, but good looking implants beat "real" saggy tits ANY DAY!!
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5:57PM on 01/26/2011
Real boobs, yes. Fake boobs, not so much.
Real boobs, yes. Fake boobs, not so much.
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5:43PM on 01/26/2011
Real>Fake. Any day. I don't care how small they are.
Real>Fake. Any day. I don't care how small they are.
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5:37PM on 01/26/2011
They took arr jobbbs!
They took arr jobbbs!
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5:24PM on 01/26/2011
I thought Andy gary was working on this movie for a moment
I thought Andy gary was working on this movie for a moment
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5:16PM on 01/26/2011
BOOOOOOOBIES!!!! [link]
BOOOOOOOBIES!!!! [link]
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5:20PM on 01/26/2011
hey man, i love the quotes you throw in the upper left corner of the page. wish there was a comment section for those.
hey man, i love the quotes you throw in the upper left corner of the page. wish there was a comment section for those.
11:43PM on 01/26/2011
Yeah I've wanting the same thing. It would be great to be able to post to those quotes. Let's have a poll.... All those in favor say aye.......Aye. There ya go that's one.
Yeah I've wanting the same thing. It would be great to be able to post to those quotes. Let's have a poll.... All those in favor say aye.......Aye. There ya go that's one.
5:07PM on 01/26/2011
Mermaids... fine, I get it. It's "Pirate mythology".

But ZOMBIES?!? I don't get it.
Mermaids... fine, I get it. It's "Pirate mythology".

But ZOMBIES?!? I don't get it.
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5:07PM on 01/26/2011
Her tits look altered, like there's a positive and a negative magnet in each one. There must be a solid foot of space between each nipple.
Her tits look altered, like there's a positive and a negative magnet in each one. There must be a solid foot of space between each nipple.
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5:01PM on 01/26/2011

no orangutan titties please

I was thinking, right on, but then I saw her boobs and changed my mind. I could find a natural pair better than those.
I was thinking, right on, but then I saw her boobs and changed my mind. I could find a natural pair better than those.
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4:55PM on 01/26/2011
real vs fake? I'll take real anyday. The thought of a titty being cut open and a rubber balloon being wedged under the skin makes me not want to touch them (as much)
real vs fake? I'll take real anyday. The thought of a titty being cut open and a rubber balloon being wedged under the skin makes me not want to touch them (as much)
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4:54PM on 01/26/2011

Lame

Droopy Boobs suck.
Droopy Boobs suck.
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5:10PM on 01/26/2011
Apparently some people like some droopy boobs.
Apparently some people like some droopy boobs.
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