Jessica can Suck

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by: Omar Aviles Nov. 13, 2008

Liv Tyler clone hottie Jessica Pare along with Malcolm McDowell and Dave Foley have joined a bevy of rockers in the form of Moby, Iggy Pop, Alice Cooper, Henry Rollins and Carol Pope for the vampire comedy SUCK. The story follows some rock'n'roll wannabes who are looking for fame and vampires, not necessarily in that order. Pare's role is unknown but she'll no doubt be playing an innocent hottie who gets turned into an undead bloodsucker with an enhanced libido and a penchant for wearing only lingerie. At least that's the JoBlo.com version of the movie. As for the actual movie? Who knows. What is known is that production is scheduled to begin in and around Toronto on November 24th under writer/director Rob Stefaniuk.

Jessica Pare

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Extra Tidbit: Pare was on the short-lived series "Jack & Bobby".

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Bronco Fan
12:09AM on 11/15/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile

I would lick her clean.

navarr0
8:44PM on 11/13/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile

Urneighbor'sDog....

I second your emotion a million times. Rollins is the business!!

Black Flag fans???

UrNeighbor'sDog
8:00PM on 11/13/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile

If Henry Rollins is there, so am I.

Skellington
6:41PM on 11/13/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile

Shes not that unknown if you are Canadian. She was in Denys Arcand's Stardom and Lea Pool's Lost in Delirious (amazing lesbian scene with Piper Perabo)

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