JoBlo Podcast: Machete Reviewed, Our Favorite Sports Movies, Free Shit, and Lindsay Lohan

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by: Jim Law Sep. 7, 2010

Machete, Milla, Major League, &� Moreno!

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Johnny Moreno and I talk shit about the meh-ness of MACHETE, the disgusting existence of Lindsay Lohan, the potential hotness of Milla Jovovich, our favorite sports movies of all time, and the delightful breath of fresh air known as Jerry O'Connell. We also give away a copy of THE EVIL DEAD and play another round of 'Guess Where Moreno Is'. It's like Where's Waldo, only drunker.

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Machete might have been better as a trailer.

Machete might have been better without Lindsay Lohan.

We try to figure out if Milla is hot or not.

Moreno loves Takers for all the wrong reasons.

Our Favorite Sports Movies Ever!

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Ocelot_Snake
1:08PM on 09/07/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile

Jim Law word for word shares my opinion about the RE movie series

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Ocelot_Snake
5:17PM on 09/07/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile

Hey Ive been looking for that. Please ignore the plot to blow up Canada chapter

Johnny Moreno
4:08PM on 09/07/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile

Are you calling Ocelot "Chachi the Obese Nudist"?

Jim Law
1:16PM on 09/07/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile

I read your diary.

georgethree33
11:52AM on 09/07/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile

Machete was awesome. Sorry guys - I dsagree and think you're wrong. And De Niro may be best know for his "iconic" roles, but he was doing goofy cameos decades ago - this is nothing new and no different than him in Brazil for instance.

Glad that you admit your bias - that you shouldn't have seen the movie this weekend since you weren't interested in seeing it - perhaps you should have waited to watch it and review it til you were interested in seeing it, instead of giving it the short end of the stick. Hardly giving Machete a fair review.

Whatever Robert De Niro you're hung up on - is long gone. I don't think you'll ever get THAT guy back. So either be happy with the one we can still see, or come to terms with the loss of your hero i guess. Sorry if that comes off sounding harsh.

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FilmBufffff
11:45AM on 09/07/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile

Oh Milla, how I'd tear that ass up!

There should be no debate whatsoever. Milla is hotter than hell. The problem is she's full of herself. If you've ever seen her in interviews than you know she's always talking about herself and acting like she's the center of the world. I could be wrong and she might be really cool and down to earth, but from what I've seen and heard, she's a diva. That's probably why the only work she gets these days are movies directed by her husband, who is also an ass that thinks he's this great filmmaker when in reality he's just a rich man's Uwe Boll who has a hot-ass wife.

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