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JoBlo's Geek Chicks Commentary: The Lion King

03.02.2012
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"The entire animal kingdom f*cking sucks."

No other movie has come close to the awe-inspiring majesty that is Disney's THE LION KING, despite every animal is missing a butthole. I mean seriously, what kind of low-budget shitshow is this? Dreamworks?

With a running time of an hour and a half, (or something, I don't know) this epic feels more like forf*ckingever and a half. Bear with us and endure all those magical moments like Rafiki's blue butt glistening in his treehouse. You'll never forget when you first realized that Simba and Nala are brother and sister and that lions are straight-up nasty.

AAAAAAAYSUBENYAAHHHHBABABMEATSAMMICHUHHHH.

The memes are endless. Kinda like the movie.

Cumulus clouds are known douchebags.

Nope, and you're extinct.

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9:41AM on 03/02/2012
Thanks for the laughs.

Yeah, this movie's not nearly as cool as people remember it. Simba's such an annoying bitch.
Thanks for the laughs.

Yeah, this movie's not nearly as cool as people remember it. Simba's such an annoying bitch.
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