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Johansson, McConaughey

09.23.2008
MTV have uncovered that Michael Caine, Scarlett Johansson and Matthew McConaughey will be making a heist adventure film together. Nothing is known about the plot yet except that it is likely Johansson will be playing a hot chick with huge cans. I'm not saying she doesn't have range but you make lemonade outta lemons is all.

Of course, lord knows if this is actually true or not. Caine, of course, single-handedly setting the false Batman 3 rumors alight a couple of weeks back. Hopefully it is though, since action adventure is really the only thing I enjoy McConaughey doing. Johansson on the other hand, put that chick in a movie tossing orphans into Mount Doom and I'm still picturing her in a field of wheat with me playing with our kids and braiding each other's hair.
Extra Tidbit: I actually like McConaughey for Cap America. C'mon, look at him.
Source: MTV

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8:52PM on 09/25/2008
I agree with Thoo on the Caps casting!! Give it to the man ASAP!!!
I agree with Thoo on the Caps casting!! Give it to the man ASAP!!!
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1:44PM on 09/24/2008

LMAO @ sergal

Oh wow.

Wow.
Oh wow.

Wow.
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6:30AM on 09/24/2008
Three things:
1--Whatever happened to Scarlett Johansson's heist flick BRILLIANCE, ever since I heard of it TWO YEARS AGO?
2--Matthew [link] *spits* Meh.
3--Hey, this sounds like it could be good.
Three things:
1--Whatever happened to Scarlett Johansson's heist flick BRILLIANCE, ever since I heard of it TWO YEARS AGO?
2--Matthew [link] *spits* Meh.
3--Hey, this sounds like it could be good.
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12:33AM on 09/24/2008

WARNING ! STOLEN BIOLOGICAL MATERIAL !

Hello dear ladies and gentlemen!
I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person Scarlett Galabekian, who has nothing with acting career. That clone was created illegally by using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not d**n sexy),most important - CHRISTIAN young lady! I'll tell you more,those clones (it's not only one) made in GERMANY - world leader manufacturer of humans clones, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, North
Hello dear ladies and gentlemen!
I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person Scarlett Galabekian, who has nothing with acting career. That clone was created illegally by using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not d**n sexy),most important - CHRISTIAN young lady! I'll tell you more,those clones (it's not only one) made in GERMANY - world leader manufacturer of humans clones, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, North Bavaria, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! Helmut Kohl clone staff 100% controlling all their clones (at least they trying) spreading around the world, they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones, so be careful get close with clones you will be controlled as well. Original person is not happy with those movies, images, video, rumors and etc. spreading on media in that way it would be really nice if we all will try slow down that ''actress'' career development, original Scarlett will really appreciated that. Please remember that original Scarlett's family did not authorize any activity with stolen biological materials, no matter what form it was created in it was stolen and it is stolen. It all need to be delivered to authorized personals control in Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Original Scarlett is not engage, by the way!
Her close friend Serge G.
P.S. P.S. I'M SURE THAT CONTROLLING ACTIVITY OF ANY CLONES IS US MILITARY OPERATION.
H.R. 534, the Human Cloning Prohibition Act of 2003, was introduced to the U.S. House of Representatives on February 5, 2003. After discussion, it was passed on February 27 by a vote of 241-155. It now moves on to the Senate for consideration. This bill makes it unlawful for any person or entity to perform or participate in human cloning, or to ship or receive embryos produced by human cloning. The penalties are imprisonment of up to 10 years and fines of $1 million or more. These now join other nations as diverse as Norway, Australia, and Germany, which had already added cloning for any purpose to their criminal code. And in Germany where it carries a penalty of five years imprisonment they know a thing or two about unethical science
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9:20PM on 09/23/2008

VOTE NO!!!

Vote no on McConaughey for Captain America! Don't give in to movie pundits who try to sway you by saying they think the choice is pretty good. It's not! It's terrible. McConaughey is good in... well he has been good in something I'm pretty sure, but not the picture of All American Perfection that is supposed to be Steve Rogers. The actor needs to have wisdom more than charisma, and acting chops over looking good naked!!!
Vote no on McConaughey for Captain America! Don't give in to movie pundits who try to sway you by saying they think the choice is pretty good. It's not! It's terrible. McConaughey is good in... well he has been good in something I'm pretty sure, but not the picture of All American Perfection that is supposed to be Steve Rogers. The actor needs to have wisdom more than charisma, and acting chops over looking good naked!!!
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6:35PM on 09/23/2008

Oh and come on...

Why no Michael Caine picture?!

;-)
Why no Michael Caine picture?!

;-)
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6:34PM on 09/23/2008

The thought of watching a McConaughey movie...

Makes me feel like punchin' myself. :(
Makes me feel like punchin' myself. :(
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5:34PM on 09/23/2008
I love me a good heist movie. So since McConaughy will be shirt less, how about we get some shirt less Johansson. Hell, just having her on screen is a pleasure.
I love me a good heist movie. So since McConaughy will be shirt less, how about we get some shirt less Johansson. Hell, just having her on screen is a pleasure.
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