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04.29.2010

So as promised, here’s the full length debut trailer for JONAH HEX, and even after two and a half minutes, I’m still not sure what I think.

The whole “Steampunk Western” think has me thinking naturally, of WILD WILD WEST, and early buzz around the movie makes similar comparisons. Hex going around killing people with horse mounted gatling guns is cool enough I suppose, though it’s painful to watch him try to act not being able to open his mouth more than half way.

Check it out below and let me know what you think. See it in HD over at Yahoo!

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Extra Tidbit: It's always a bad sign in a trailer when you flash back to something...from earlier in the trailer.
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7:37PM on 05/02/2010

Karl Childers Impersonation

Sounds like Josh is doing an impersonation of Billy Bob Thornton in Sling Blade. Mmm-uhm.
Sounds like Josh is doing an impersonation of Billy Bob Thornton in Sling Blade. Mmm-uhm.
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12:16AM on 05/01/2010
This looks fun, I don't see how it looks any worse than Iron Man 2.
This looks fun, I don't see how it looks any worse than Iron Man 2.
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2:04PM on 04/30/2010

fuckin Magan f....

fucks it up again, why the fuck would you cast her in anything that has lines for her to say, she should have been a mute nun or something. Other than that, the rest of the cast seem terrific, Brolin has the voice and attitude. Too bad Fox is fuckin it up, i'll brobably not go see it in theaters.
fucks it up again, why the fuck would you cast her in anything that has lines for her to say, she should have been a mute nun or something. Other than that, the rest of the cast seem terrific, Brolin has the voice and attitude. Too bad Fox is fuckin it up, i'll brobably not go see it in theaters.
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11:30AM on 04/30/2010

Wow

Holy crap this looks awful. Explosions and cool guns can't even begin to make up for the gawd-awful script in this trailer, not to mention Megan Fox's so-called acting.
Holy crap this looks awful. Explosions and cool guns can't even begin to make up for the gawd-awful script in this trailer, not to mention Megan Fox's so-called acting.
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11:18AM on 04/30/2010
Love the extra tidbit.
Love the extra tidbit.
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9:39AM on 04/30/2010
Ah, here it is...Dc/WB's answer to Ghost Rider...too bad no-one actually asked...
That trailer was ridiculous (in a completely bad way)
Agree with Doctor Zubian and his comment on the ridiculousness of modern weaponry in old times
Ah, here it is...Dc/WB's answer to Ghost Rider...too bad no-one actually asked...
That trailer was ridiculous (in a completely bad way)
Agree with Doctor Zubian and his comment on the ridiculousness of modern weaponry in old times
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7:24AM on 04/30/2010
Not sure about this, as several already said; looks like a western Van Helsing.

And Van Helsing was not good, not good at all.
Not sure about this, as several already said; looks like a western Van Helsing.

And Van Helsing was not good, not good at all.
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5:50AM on 04/30/2010

Looks slightly better than the last railer i saw

fucking hate this idea of modern type weapons in old times though, it was shit in Wild Wild West, shit in Van Helsing, it's shit. Plus Brolin's makeup looks a bit shit.
fucking hate this idea of modern type weapons in old times though, it was shit in Wild Wild West, shit in Van Helsing, it's shit. Plus Brolin's makeup looks a bit shit.
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5:15AM on 04/30/2010

Still haven't decided.

Things I liked: Brolin as Hex, Malkovich, and the tattooed guy with the derby.

Things I didn't like: The STUPID ASS Dynamite Crossbow, Gatlin Gun Saddle, and Megan Fox. Don't get me wrong, she's sexy and it's appropriate that she's playing a whore, but she's a terrible actress. I suggest a career in porn, her name doesn't even need to change.
Things I liked: Brolin as Hex, Malkovich, and the tattooed guy with the derby.

Things I didn't like: The STUPID ASS Dynamite Crossbow, Gatlin Gun Saddle, and Megan Fox. Don't get me wrong, she's sexy and it's appropriate that she's playing a whore, but she's a terrible actress. I suggest a career in porn, her name doesn't even need to change.
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2:28AM on 04/30/2010
This trailer reminds me of Ghost Rider. That's definitely not a good thing. I also see some Punisher in there which is also, a very bad omen. Only good things I saw were the Warner and Legendary logos, I have faith in those. Then again they just made Clash Of The Titans and I don't even wanna' recall how shitty that one was.
This trailer reminds me of Ghost Rider. That's definitely not a good thing. I also see some Punisher in there which is also, a very bad omen. Only good things I saw were the Warner and Legendary logos, I have faith in those. Then again they just made Clash Of The Titans and I don't even wanna' recall how shitty that one was.
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1:23AM on 04/30/2010

I'll pass

Jonah's mug is just too ugly to put up with for a couple of hours.
Jonah's mug is just too ugly to put up with for a couple of hours.
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12:27AM on 04/30/2010
Anyone catch the obvious homage to Bruce Wayne/Lucius Fox scenes from Nolan Batman films? Jury's still out on this one for me.
Anyone catch the obvious homage to Bruce Wayne/Lucius Fox scenes from Nolan Batman films? Jury's still out on this one for me.
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11:32PM on 04/29/2010
Outlaw Josey Wales + Wil Smith's Wild Wild West + The Crow = Shitty movie.

Hex doesn't have powers, and didn't get disfigured by a branding iron. They should have just called this something else and let someone that actually knows the Jonah Hex character do a Jonah Hex movie. Because this ain't it.
Outlaw Josey Wales + Wil Smith's Wild Wild West + The Crow = Shitty movie.

Hex doesn't have powers, and didn't get disfigured by a branding iron. They should have just called this something else and let someone that actually knows the Jonah Hex character do a Jonah Hex movie. Because this ain't it.
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11:01PM on 04/29/2010
I'm not sure what to think either...part of it looks kick ass and part of it wreaks of cheese. Megan Fox's acting gives me a headache....
I'm not sure what to think either...part of it looks kick ass and part of it wreaks of cheese. Megan Fox's acting gives me a headache....
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10:46PM on 04/29/2010

Not too shabby

It would take alot for me not to see this. I'm always up for a western and this looks like a pretty fun one. And after watching 'Con Air' this past weekend, I wanna see Malcovich as a baddie again.
It would take alot for me not to see this. I'm always up for a western and this looks like a pretty fun one. And after watching 'Con Air' this past weekend, I wanna see Malcovich as a baddie again.
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10:25PM on 04/29/2010

Looks better than WWW...

I do loves me some good Brolin but this looks like ass. It won't help the bottom line that the whole Megan Fox phase is played it's stupid self out. Oh, and Megan playing a whore. Lol, big stretch.
I do loves me some good Brolin but this looks like ass. It won't help the bottom line that the whole Megan Fox phase is played it's stupid self out. Oh, and Megan playing a whore. Lol, big stretch.
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9:59PM on 04/29/2010

not as bad as it's made out to be

Yep this looks like fun. Brolin is the man and he pulls off the talking with half a face pretty well considering. And the rest of the cast is stellar especially Malkovich and Fassbender. Plus it's a revenge story so you can't go wrong with that.
Yep this looks like fun. Brolin is the man and he pulls off the talking with half a face pretty well considering. And the rest of the cast is stellar especially Malkovich and Fassbender. Plus it's a revenge story so you can't go wrong with that.
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9:29PM on 04/29/2010

Ripped off two of my all time favorite Westers

1) Outlaw Josey Wales - killing Hex's family in front of him.. okay.. not a total rip but close enough.

2) Fistful of Dollars- [link] One of the greatest scenes in western history!!
1) Outlaw Josey Wales - killing Hex's family in front of him.. okay.. not a total rip but close enough.

2) Fistful of Dollars- [link] One of the greatest scenes in western history!!
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9:21PM on 04/29/2010
Looks aight, I was expecting worse from all the bad buzz its been getting but this looks like a fun summer flick to me. Just hope there ain't no big mechanical spider in this western.
Looks aight, I was expecting worse from all the bad buzz its been getting but this looks like a fun summer flick to me. Just hope there ain't no big mechanical spider in this western.
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9:05PM on 04/29/2010
Doesn't look THAT bad. I'll see it in theaters.
Doesn't look THAT bad. I'll see it in theaters.
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8:42PM on 04/29/2010

Looks cool enough.

I'm sorry but i did not get a Van Helsing Vibe off this...mostly because Malkovich always plays great villains..All the elements are there, Explosions, Brolin being gruff, and Fox being hot, so it looks pretty fun. As long as its faithful to the character somewhat, it'll be cool to see.
I'm sorry but i did not get a Van Helsing Vibe off this...mostly because Malkovich always plays great villains..All the elements are there, Explosions, Brolin being gruff, and Fox being hot, so it looks pretty fun. As long as its faithful to the character somewhat, it'll be cool to see.
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8:40PM on 04/29/2010

. . .

i gotta say. . .that was crap. . .
i gotta say. . .that was crap. . .
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8:36PM on 04/29/2010
Nothing great, but it looks OK. But it will be destroyed at the BO with TOY STORY 3 opening the same day. What are producers thinkin?? Toy story 3 is not a movie for kids only, the entire world will see it.
Nothing great, but it looks OK. But it will be destroyed at the BO with TOY STORY 3 opening the same day. What are producers thinkin?? Toy story 3 is not a movie for kids only, the entire world will see it.
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10:36PM on 04/29/2010
yeh choice between melty face and some what ok story or toy story 3.hmmmm
yeh choice between melty face and some what ok story or toy story 3.hmmmm
7:36PM on 04/29/2010
i was really hoping to be blown away.
i was really hoping to be blown away.
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6:39PM on 04/29/2010
Funniest parts of the trailer:

1. Megan Fox trying to do a Southern accent.
2. Jonah's face.
3. Megan Fox trying to do a Southern accent.
4. The whole "cut myself shaving" line.
5. Megan Fox trying to do a Southern accent.
6. Duel gattling guns on a fucking horse. Poor horse.
7. Megan Fox being the hottest woman in the world in a movie yet again. God, how many directors are going to fetishize this tart?

This movie is going to be the best action comedy ever made.
Funniest parts of the trailer:

1. Megan Fox trying to do a Southern accent.
2. Jonah's face.
3. Megan Fox trying to do a Southern accent.
4. The whole "cut myself shaving" line.
5. Megan Fox trying to do a Southern accent.
6. Duel gattling guns on a fucking horse. Poor horse.
7. Megan Fox being the hottest woman in the world in a movie yet again. God, how many directors are going to fetishize this tart?

This movie is going to be the best action comedy ever made.
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6:30PM on 04/29/2010
Eh maybe I'll wait to see more, but this trailer didn't do it for me. I got a Van Helsing feeling out of it
Eh maybe I'll wait to see more, but this trailer didn't do it for me. I got a Van Helsing feeling out of it
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6:09PM on 04/29/2010

No.

That didnīt do it for me, sorry.
Megan Fox is hot as usual but goddamn her acting is atrocious.
That didnīt do it for me, sorry.
Megan Fox is hot as usual but goddamn her acting is atrocious.
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5:36PM on 04/29/2010
Hot chick that isn't very good... check
Van Helsing... BUT IN THE WILD WEST!... check


BUT still looks fun... I'm a damn hypocrit
Hot chick that isn't very good... check
Van Helsing... BUT IN THE WILD WEST!... check


BUT still looks fun... I'm a damn hypocrit
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5:20PM on 04/29/2010
That looks horrible.
That looks horrible.
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4:57PM on 04/29/2010

?

It reminds me to much of ghost rider and Megan fox can't act to save her life
It reminds me to much of ghost rider and Megan fox can't act to save her life
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4:54PM on 04/29/2010
They had me at family murdered
They had me at family murdered
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4:47PM on 04/29/2010
It'll be like a little less good than the first Blade film. But it'll prob be on par with that as far as "likability" goes.
It'll be like a little less good than the first Blade film. But it'll prob be on par with that as far as "likability" goes.
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4:43PM on 04/29/2010

I'm disappointed by Brolin's work in here...

He's usually very reliable but here it just doesn't work. His voice sounds fake: it sounds like an actor modifying his voice, not like the actual voice of the character.
He's usually very reliable but here it just doesn't work. His voice sounds fake: it sounds like an actor modifying his voice, not like the actual voice of the character.
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4:41PM on 04/29/2010

I SMELL OSCAR FOR MEGAN FOX

Oh wait that must be the crappy acting. Looks mildly entertaning but nothin' to get to exicited over.
Oh wait that must be the crappy acting. Looks mildly entertaning but nothin' to get to exicited over.
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4:40PM on 04/29/2010

Aight that was pretty awesome.

But I do think they should have just redubbed Josh Brolin so he could be more clearer when he speaks. Or they could have gone all Two-Facey which worked awesomely.
But I do think they should have just redubbed Josh Brolin so he could be more clearer when he speaks. Or they could have gone all Two-Facey which worked awesomely.
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4:31PM on 04/29/2010

Will Arnett will always be Gob Bluth....

Hex: "Lt. Bluth..."

*Gob pops out from his tent and it's night-time*

Gob: "Jonah Hex...you weren't followed were you?"

Hex: "No, I don't think so."

Bluth: "Well then, let's deal some drugs."

*Gob walks to the lantern and flashes it using the cover*

Hex: "What are you doing?"

Gob: "Flashing the lantern, so the dealer's know what's going down."

Hex: "How long do we have to wait?"

Gob: "I don't know, minutes...maybe hours".
Hex: "Lt. Bluth..."

*Gob pops out from his tent and it's night-time*

Gob: "Jonah Hex...you weren't followed were you?"

Hex: "No, I don't think so."

Bluth: "Well then, let's deal some drugs."

*Gob walks to the lantern and flashes it using the cover*

Hex: "What are you doing?"

Gob: "Flashing the lantern, so the dealer's know what's going down."

Hex: "How long do we have to wait?"

Gob: "I don't know, minutes...maybe hours".
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4:23PM on 04/29/2010

Saw Will Arnett in there

so i may be sold, doesnt look great, but Will Arnett is the man, even in all his crap movies.
so i may be sold, doesnt look great, but Will Arnett is the man, even in all his crap movies.
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4:01PM on 04/29/2010

FOX is just HOT!

The only reason I'll watch this, I'm sprung!
The only reason I'll watch this, I'm sprung!
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3:53PM on 04/29/2010
It definitely looks better than I was expecting. Not sure if it looks "good" overall, though. I'll still probably end up seeing it.
It definitely looks better than I was expecting. Not sure if it looks "good" overall, though. I'll still probably end up seeing it.
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3:44PM on 04/29/2010

98% lameness

Lance Reddick aka Lt Daniels from THE WIRE was the only part of the trailer that got me some-what excited to see this... then the lameness returned. =
Lance Reddick aka Lt Daniels from THE WIRE was the only part of the trailer that got me some-what excited to see this... then the lameness returned. =
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3:41PM on 04/29/2010
bad sign when they already say fuck you to the comic book origin of jonah in the first 30 seconds. please god not another wild wild west
bad sign when they already say fuck you to the comic book origin of jonah in the first 30 seconds. please god not another wild wild west
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3:37PM on 04/29/2010
I'll see it for Michael Fassbender. That guys blowing up and deservedly so. He's one of the best actors around right now and he looks like he'll be a scene stealer.

Will Arnett is probably the most random casting though. That might be distracting.
I'll see it for Michael Fassbender. That guys blowing up and deservedly so. He's one of the best actors around right now and he looks like he'll be a scene stealer.

Will Arnett is probably the most random casting though. That might be distracting.
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3:34PM on 04/29/2010

Goofy!

Looks like goofy fun so I'm there. Megan Fox looks hot as hell so that's reason #2.
Looks like goofy fun so I'm there. Megan Fox looks hot as hell so that's reason #2.
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3:30PM on 04/29/2010
As long as the film isn't totally filled with quarky jokes and comments I'm looking forward to it. I like the character on Batman the Animated Series.
As long as the film isn't totally filled with quarky jokes and comments I'm looking forward to it. I like the character on Batman the Animated Series.
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3:22PM on 04/29/2010
Looks great. Just another movie to watch with your brain turned off.
Looks great. Just another movie to watch with your brain turned off.
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3:17PM on 04/29/2010
Brolin looks good, Fox doesn't look terribly annoying. Might be okay, might suck. I'll stay optimistic.

Now about that title font...gross.
Brolin looks good, Fox doesn't look terribly annoying. Might be okay, might suck. I'll stay optimistic.

Now about that title font...gross.
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3:09PM on 04/29/2010

Ghost Rider meets Van Helsing

This looks bad, Megan Fox makes it look even worst.
This looks bad, Megan Fox makes it look even worst.
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2:51PM on 04/29/2010
looks good to me
looks good to me
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2:51PM on 04/29/2010

Pass.

This is going to be a serious turkey.
This is going to be a serious turkey.
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2:47PM on 04/29/2010
Woooooaaaa that does look AWESOME!
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Woooooaaaa that does look AWESOME!
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2:44PM on 04/29/2010

um, idk

i've heard nothing but bad reviews so far, and ya a trailer flash backing from something earlier in the trailer can be a bad sign...i'll wait for more to see before i pass judgement
i've heard nothing but bad reviews so far, and ya a trailer flash backing from something earlier in the trailer can be a bad sign...i'll wait for more to see before i pass judgement
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2:44PM on 04/29/2010
It definitely won't be a classic, but it still looks like it could be a fun way to shut off your brain for awhile.
It definitely won't be a classic, but it still looks like it could be a fun way to shut off your brain for awhile.
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2:43PM on 04/29/2010
Tassi, you're an increasingly suspect JoBlo writer buddy. This trailer is pretty tight and definitely makes me want to see it. Plus, Brolin looks like he's delivering some badassedness whether the film as a whole is good or not. I for one am stoked. But Tassi, I think I'd like for you to maybe just report the movie news rather than making this your personal blog/opinion. My 2 cents. Cheers! Go Brolin
Tassi, you're an increasingly suspect JoBlo writer buddy. This trailer is pretty tight and definitely makes me want to see it. Plus, Brolin looks like he's delivering some badassedness whether the film as a whole is good or not. I for one am stoked. But Tassi, I think I'd like for you to maybe just report the movie news rather than making this your personal blog/opinion. My 2 cents. Cheers! Go Brolin
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2:47PM on 04/29/2010
Rewrite of my post:

"The Jonah Hex trailer is out. Josh Brolin and Megan Fox are present. It has guns and explosions. Watch it."

Or would you rather I rewrite it so it better suits YOUR opinion?
Rewrite of my post:

"The Jonah Hex trailer is out. Josh Brolin and Megan Fox are present. It has guns and explosions. Watch it."

Or would you rather I rewrite it so it better suits YOUR opinion?
3:14PM on 04/29/2010
Richter Jet, I think I'd like for you to maybe just not bash the writers for having opinions rather than making this your personal whine podium. My 2 cents. Cheers! Go Tassi.
Richter Jet, I think I'd like for you to maybe just not bash the writers for having opinions rather than making this your personal whine podium. My 2 cents. Cheers! Go Tassi.
5:55PM on 04/29/2010
Tassi, thats PERFECT
Tassi, thats PERFECT
5:58PM on 04/29/2010
MrWhite, its not a whine podium, but not every single movie news post has to be aligned with pessimism or derogatory attitudes. Meh, as a reader I'm allowed to form my opinions on a resource. Sue me
MrWhite, its not a whine podium, but not every single movie news post has to be aligned with pessimism or derogatory attitudes. Meh, as a reader I'm allowed to form my opinions on a resource. Sue me
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2:41PM on 04/29/2010
It looks ok I guess...average, but I was bothered by the obvious rip off of the Ghost Rider trailer at the very beginning. That cheapened it.
It looks ok I guess...average, but I was bothered by the obvious rip off of the Ghost Rider trailer at the very beginning. That cheapened it.
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2:39PM on 04/29/2010

Hex!!!!

That trailer was awesome, man. Are you guys serious!!! Movie might suck, but come on already. Trailer was hot!!!!
That trailer was awesome, man. Are you guys serious!!! Movie might suck, but come on already. Trailer was hot!!!!
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