Joseph Gordon-Levitt grows up to be Bruce Willis in the teaser trailer for Looper

Last Updated on August 5, 2021

Following one stupid trailer for a trailer right after another, the actual teaser trailer for LOOPER is here.

Somehow in the future, Joseph Gordon-Levitt becomes Bruce Willis. I won’t try to figure out how that happened. My only guess is if you put strands of bad ass, charisma, and a bit of swagger in a petri dish that’s the final result. It’s science. Can’t argue with that.

I can report that this teaser is freaking awesome. If this is only a teaser, then we have a real treat in-store when the full thing arrives. Check it out below and if you want to download the HD version, head on over here.

Synopsis: “In the futuristic action thriller Looper, time travel will be invented – but it will be illegal and only available on the black market. When the mob wants to get rid of someone, they will send their target 30 years into the past, where a “looper” – a hired gun, like Joe (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) – is waiting to mop up. Joe is getting rich and life is good… until the day the mob decides to “close the loop,” sending back Joe’s future self (Bruce Willis) for assassination. The film is written and directed by Rian Johnson and also stars Emily Blunt, Paul Dano, and Jeff Daniels. Ram Bergman and James D. Stern produce.”