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03.08.2017

If I had to rank the JURASSIC PARK sequels, JURASSIC WORLD would easily be on the bottom of the heap. Besides the WWE Dino tag-team at the end (which was indeed awesome-as-fuck), the rest of the movie was chock full of unlikable characters doing stupid things and being chased by dinosaurs that somehow look worse than they did over twenty years ago. And don't even get me started on the idiotic bubble vehicles! I know the movie has fans (the basic premise of a super-charged genetic dinosaur that is also a metaphor for blockbuster filmmaking is sound), it's just that the execution had a lot to be desired in my opinion.

That's not to say I'm not excited for the upcoming sequel, though! I absolutely adored director J.A. Bayona's last film A MONSTER CALLS (or as much as I could see with all the tears obscuring my vision). So there's still hope!

And now we have our first look at the film!

Huh. Not much to gleam here, plot-wise. I mean, it's pretty looking at least - that's already a step in the right direction from the first JURASSIC WORLD. It also seems like more kids will be put in danger (a JURASSIC PARK franchise staple). So that's cool.

Either way, JURASSIC WORLD will bite, stomp, and claw into theaters June 22nd, 2018.

Extra Tidbit: Remember when JURASSIC PARK 4 was going to involve half-dino commandos? After seeing JURASSIC WORLD, I'd prefer it.
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8:22AM on 03/09/2017

Jurassic World...

...was garbage and gets worse with repeated viewings. Only the director of this film gives me the slightest ray of hope that it will be watchable.
...was garbage and gets worse with repeated viewings. Only the director of this film gives me the slightest ray of hope that it will be watchable.
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10:24PM on 03/08/2017
Oh look. More unwarranted opinions from shit writers. Worldwide than JP3? Fuck right off.
Oh look. More unwarranted opinions from shit writers. Worldwide than JP3? Fuck right off.
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12:40AM on 03/09/2017
To quote what Roger Ebert once said about a different title, "This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as barrels." Jurassic World was THAT bad.
To quote what Roger Ebert once said about a different title, "This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as barrels." Jurassic World was THAT bad.
10:02PM on 03/08/2017
I love Jurassic Park it was and still is a fun film. Jurassic World is a fun addition to the franchise. Yes it recycled a lot of cliche moments (but what movie doesn't?) yet it was still nice to see the old T-Rex back on the big screen.
I love Jurassic Park it was and still is a fun film. Jurassic World is a fun addition to the franchise. Yes it recycled a lot of cliche moments (but what movie doesn't?) yet it was still nice to see the old T-Rex back on the big screen.
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7:48PM on 03/08/2017
This movie is shit, and Ill tell you why, firstly it didnt do ANYTHING for dinosaurs. Their was no new found interest among children and dinosaurs and it didnt spark anything in the paleontology world, when jurassic park came out, even though it was inaccuarate a lot of ways historically, it still came from an educational place, where as World is all about glitz and glamour, total waste of an opportunity to take the study and perception of dinosaurs even further
This movie is shit, and Ill tell you why, firstly it didnt do ANYTHING for dinosaurs. Their was no new found interest among children and dinosaurs and it didnt spark anything in the paleontology world, when jurassic park came out, even though it was inaccuarate a lot of ways historically, it still came from an educational place, where as World is all about glitz and glamour, total waste of an opportunity to take the study and perception of dinosaurs even further
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9:12PM on 03/08/2017
the movie is shit because it didn't educate people on dinosaurs?
Plus, I'm not sure how you can gauge the interest among children and dinosaurs. Other than the box office. You don't think this movie got kids interested in dinosaurs? Unlike in 1993, kids have a little easier access to dino info. I think you you might be wrong on that.
There were several things I didn't necessarily like about this movie, but I still enjoyed it. I'm not certain you should look to a summer blockbuster to be
the movie is shit because it didn't educate people on dinosaurs?
Plus, I'm not sure how you can gauge the interest among children and dinosaurs. Other than the box office. You don't think this movie got kids interested in dinosaurs? Unlike in 1993, kids have a little easier access to dino info. I think you you might be wrong on that.
There were several things I didn't necessarily like about this movie, but I still enjoyed it. I'm not certain you should look to a summer blockbuster to be educated. They have one goal. To make money.
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5:28PM on 03/08/2017

A theory.

So that looks like a private collection in someone's house, therefore I am guessing some super rich person has a thing for dino's and pays big bucks to have a few live ones in his/her private collection in the back yard. Oh and guess what, somehow they escape and cause lots of people to do lots of running and screaming! Then Chris Pratt arrives riding on the back of a (now genetically engineered talking) velociraptor and saves the day. End shot of the movie will then be some unhatched eggs in
So that looks like a private collection in someone's house, therefore I am guessing some super rich person has a thing for dino's and pays big bucks to have a few live ones in his/her private collection in the back yard. Oh and guess what, somehow they escape and cause lots of people to do lots of running and screaming! Then Chris Pratt arrives riding on the back of a (now genetically engineered talking) velociraptor and saves the day. End shot of the movie will then be some unhatched eggs in a nest in the neighbours garden. The neighbour turns out to be an astronaut who will be on the first manned mission to mars. He picks up the wrong flight bag and takes the eggs along for the ride. JW3 will then be set far off in the future where Mars has been turned into an interactive dinosaur theme park planet where only the rich and famous can afford to visit. The dinosaurs somehow escape, there is lots of running and screaming and they have to get Chris Pratts great great great grandson who looks exactly like Chris Pratt And send him off with a team of genetically engineered (now super powered talking) velociraptors to save the day once more!
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10:54PM on 03/08/2017
I'll pay to see that...
I admit it's always easier to say that when you don't actually pay to go to movies... But, if I did,I'd pay to see them both.
Ho, and they HAVE to call this third one 'A JURASSIC ODYSSEY' !
I'll pay to see that...
I admit it's always easier to say that when you don't actually pay to go to movies... But, if I did,I'd pay to see them both.
Ho, and they HAVE to call this third one 'A JURASSIC ODYSSEY' !
5:20PM on 03/08/2017
Why does the Triceratops look like a demon? Tops horns point forwards. Could those wacky scientists be genetically engineering new dinosaurs again, this time with goat DNA? Snore.
Why does the Triceratops look like a demon? Tops horns point forwards. Could those wacky scientists be genetically engineering new dinosaurs again, this time with goat DNA? Snore.
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1:47AM on 03/09/2017
and everyones teeth grow straight too right? and everyone has the same identical bone structure. Maybe it looks like a demon because the framing and the lighting of the shot. It is meant to look physically and otherworldly imposing to that small child.
and everyones teeth grow straight too right? and everyone has the same identical bone structure. Maybe it looks like a demon because the framing and the lighting of the shot. It is meant to look physically and otherworldly imposing to that small child.
5:08PM on 03/08/2017

I agree with Damion.

Jurassic World is definitely ranked at the bottom of all four in my book. It was the biggest stinker of a movie of 2015. The only thing I ask for in a dinosaur movie is that if you're going to have a kid or kids in peril, at least make them interesting or give them some solid dialogue. I gave zero fucks about what happened to the two brothers in Jurassic World. One was mildly upset because his parents were getting divorced, the other just ogled the females at the park. For now, I'm going
Jurassic World is definitely ranked at the bottom of all four in my book. It was the biggest stinker of a movie of 2015. The only thing I ask for in a dinosaur movie is that if you're going to have a kid or kids in peril, at least make them interesting or give them some solid dialogue. I gave zero fucks about what happened to the two brothers in Jurassic World. One was mildly upset because his parents were getting divorced, the other just ogled the females at the park. For now, I'm going to remain positively unenthused for the sequel, because I don't know how anyone could improve on such a shit-storm of bad ideas.
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