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Kim Kardashian and her butt want to be the new Lara Croft?

06.08.2010
Straight up: I'm going to use this article to post pics of Kim Kardashian and her butt in various enticing poses. Because, frankly, who the f*ck thinks this is a) really happening, b) a good idea, or c) not a perfect opportunity to post Kardashian butt pics? (Could I objectify anymore?)

Online rag Showbiz Spy reports that "Hollywood insiders" are saying Kardashian is in talks to take up the role of video game heroine Lara Croft in the impending TOMB RAIDER reboot (which we last talked about almost a year ago).

Here's Showbiz Spy: "This will be something very different to Angelina’s Lara," a source said. "Kim is wanted to play a far more comic-strip version of Lara which would be shot in 3-D and aimed at a teen audience."

They then go into how Kardashian has been taking acting lessons, just in case you haven't been taking her seriously: "Kim has been attending acting classes for some time,” a source revealed. "She gets scripts sent to her all the time, but unlike so many other famous people she doesn’t just want to make a film without first learning the craft."

Right.

I don't know, maybe this is true. Here's the thing, though: Do we even care enough about another Tomb Raider movie to be even moderately angered/excited about the possibility of this?

Butt, as promised:




Extra Tidbit: To quote my buddy Tim: "I just wanna use it as a pillow."

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7:17PM on 05/20/2013

Kim is great one

i am a big fan of Kim!! i found her really hot! my first time when i heard about her was a story about her sex tape ) Guess what was the first video I saw? lol yea you are right ))) (if you have not seen it kimkrayjsextape.com) by the way she looks really nice in it . i think Kim is great woman
i am a big fan of Kim!! i found her really hot! my first time when i heard about her was a story about her sex tape ) Guess what was the first video I saw? lol yea you are right ))) (if you have not seen it kimkrayjsextape.com) by the way she looks really nice in it . i think Kim is great woman
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6:23PM on 06/09/2010
As if they'd make this fuckin movie. Never, Jolie is still too prim and proper to make it happen and have it be successful. I'm just glad to see some Kardashian ass shots. AWW YEEAH
As if they'd make this fuckin movie. Never, Jolie is still too prim and proper to make it happen and have it be successful. I'm just glad to see some Kardashian ass shots. AWW YEEAH
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10:49AM on 06/09/2010
How about 'no'? The first Tomb Raider was lame to begin with, not to mention the games have outstayed their welcome. In short, nobody cares.

Now, all I need is those pictures, a printer, and some time alone.
How about 'no'? The first Tomb Raider was lame to begin with, not to mention the games have outstayed their welcome. In short, nobody cares.

Now, all I need is those pictures, a printer, and some time alone.
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1:32AM on 06/09/2010
"aimed at a teen audience" sounds a MTV type of thing...wonderful...i doubt it will happen..and if by the off chance it does...ill never watch it...i dont care how hot she is...to me Angelina Jolie IS Lara Croft
"aimed at a teen audience" sounds a MTV type of thing...wonderful...i doubt it will happen..and if by the off chance it does...ill never watch it...i dont care how hot she is...to me Angelina Jolie IS Lara Croft
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11:15PM on 06/08/2010
Atleast shes trying to learn to act unlike others. I'll give her points for that
Atleast shes trying to learn to act unlike others. I'll give her points for that
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6:55PM on 06/08/2010

This is either a late April Fools joke

or KK's management team is throwing out rumours to see how people react. Personally, I think they should get someone who:
- can act
- isn't some spoiled trust fund baby
- can act

That is a hella nice ass, though.
or KK's management team is throwing out rumours to see how people react. Personally, I think they should get someone who:
- can act
- isn't some spoiled trust fund baby
- can act

That is a hella nice ass, though.
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6:14PM on 06/08/2010

FFS...

Just give Gemma Atkinson [link] a wig or hand the role to Lucy Pinder [link] - Both English, both fill the outfit and job done.
Just give Gemma Atkinson [link] a wig or hand the role to Lucy Pinder [link] - Both English, both fill the outfit and job done.
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6:10PM on 06/08/2010

NO ON CROFT BUT THE LINK SUM'S UP MY FEELINGS ON KIM

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5:24PM on 06/08/2010
the things i would eat out of her ass... if only... but yea, negative on the Lara Croft... isn't there any english actress who can fill the role?????
the things i would eat out of her ass... if only... but yea, negative on the Lara Croft... isn't there any english actress who can fill the role?????
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3:16PM on 06/08/2010

Nope...

not hot at all. I still say she used to be a guy.

Oh and if we are tossing around names then I nom Keeley Hazell. 10x better looking and on par with her acting skills.
not hot at all. I still say she used to be a guy.

Oh and if we are tossing around names then I nom Keeley Hazell. 10x better looking and on par with her acting skills.
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1:53PM on 06/08/2010
If they film it in 3D maybe they can revive "Smell-o-vision" as well....that way you get to smell Bush....well Reggie Bush anyway....ewwww
If they film it in 3D maybe they can revive "Smell-o-vision" as well....that way you get to smell Bush....well Reggie Bush anyway....ewwww
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1:11PM on 06/08/2010

Please Tell Me!!!

Where did you find those pics of her?! I want them for my desktop!!! Please someone send a link, especially for the first and last pics!!! I love that junk in that trunk!!! (She's probably a horrible actress though lol)
Where did you find those pics of her?! I want them for my desktop!!! Please someone send a link, especially for the first and last pics!!! I love that junk in that trunk!!! (She's probably a horrible actress though lol)
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12:51PM on 06/08/2010

Why?

What has Kim or any of her siblings done to be famous other than tape herself getting fucked by a black dude. I never thought I'd say this, but Angelina Jolie could out-act her any day of the week. And, call me old fashioned, but I always thought it was the forbidden temptation and speculation of seeing actresses naked that was alluring....with her I can see her getting fucked and it kind of takes away the mystique of it so why the hell would anyone ever want to watch a movie with her in it
What has Kim or any of her siblings done to be famous other than tape herself getting fucked by a black dude. I never thought I'd say this, but Angelina Jolie could out-act her any day of the week. And, call me old fashioned, but I always thought it was the forbidden temptation and speculation of seeing actresses naked that was alluring....with her I can see her getting fucked and it kind of takes away the mystique of it so why the hell would anyone ever want to watch a movie with her in it when you can google the video and watch that instead, for free no less!
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6:53PM on 06/08/2010
By that rationale Angelina Jolie is in the same position, already giving up the goods in Gia and several other early flicks (too lazy to check the others now).

But yes, AJ is 10x the actress Kardashian will ever be.
By that rationale Angelina Jolie is in the same position, already giving up the goods in Gia and several other early flicks (too lazy to check the others now).

But yes, AJ is 10x the actress Kardashian will ever be.
12:38PM on 06/08/2010

3 thoughts . . .

. . . 1) she'll never be able to act. 2) This "franchise" isn't some epic saga that deserves a kick ass movie. 3) She's got a smokin' hot bod' w/ a borderline butter-face.
. . . 1) she'll never be able to act. 2) This "franchise" isn't some epic saga that deserves a kick ass movie. 3) She's got a smokin' hot bod' w/ a borderline butter-face.
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12:31PM on 06/08/2010

Wow, I can't believe some of you are for this.....

[link] If you want to see ass or tits, go fucking watch porn, why would this excite you? She fails, bottom line, and "celebrities" like her are whats wrong with today. Go look at pictures of what she looks like without her 20 pounds of make up. This bitch is beyond fake. But since stupid people want to see her ass, and this movie will make money. Pathetic guys. The same guys that defend Transformers by saying "I saw it for Megan Fox." ughh.
[link] If you want to see ass or tits, go fucking watch porn, why would this excite you? She fails, bottom line, and "celebrities" like her are whats wrong with today. Go look at pictures of what she looks like without her 20 pounds of make up. This bitch is beyond fake. But since stupid people want to see her ass, and this movie will make money. Pathetic guys. The same guys that defend Transformers by saying "I saw it for Megan Fox." ughh.
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12:30PM on 06/08/2010

Why is she even famous?

Seriously, I have no idea how in the hell she got in the limelight. She's decent looking, but having her play a character like that would be awful, for so many reasons. Mostly because she's not an effing actress. Just hire someone whom can actually act, can fill out the costume (as it were), and then get a decent script, and hire a solid action director. Don't hire some no talent lady that has zero charisma or reason to be famous.
Seriously, I have no idea how in the hell she got in the limelight. She's decent looking, but having her play a character like that would be awful, for so many reasons. Mostly because she's not an effing actress. Just hire someone whom can actually act, can fill out the costume (as it were), and then get a decent script, and hire a solid action director. Don't hire some no talent lady that has zero charisma or reason to be famous.
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12:05PM on 06/08/2010
This would be as bad as having Paris Hilton in a film. Like Hilton, Kardashian is pretty much worthless. Sure, she's hot, but so are a lot of women. And I would rather spend time looking at hot women who are also talented, endearing, and have some worth in their words than someone who is just hot. Why people like Kim so much, I don't get. She's hot, so what? Go find someone worthwhile to worship.
This would be as bad as having Paris Hilton in a film. Like Hilton, Kardashian is pretty much worthless. Sure, she's hot, but so are a lot of women. And I would rather spend time looking at hot women who are also talented, endearing, and have some worth in their words than someone who is just hot. Why people like Kim so much, I don't get. She's hot, so what? Go find someone worthwhile to worship.
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11:37AM on 06/08/2010

I'M IN!

This butt is GLOURIOUS. 90 minutes of this butt in short shorts is the better fucking idea I've heard in year.
This butt is GLOURIOUS. 90 minutes of this butt in short shorts is the better fucking idea I've heard in year.
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11:26AM on 06/08/2010

NO!

I want Alison Carroll. She's a way better looking gal if you'd ask me.
I want Alison Carroll. She's a way better looking gal if you'd ask me.
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11:08AM on 06/08/2010
So why don't we cast someone who can actually act, and use her as the butt double? Problem solved!
So why don't we cast someone who can actually act, and use her as the butt double? Problem solved!
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10:43AM on 06/08/2010
How come shit like this can get made but we can't get movies made that we know are going to be successful like Zoolander 2 or Anchorman 2? This will flop and it pisses me off that other great movies don't get made
How come shit like this can get made but we can't get movies made that we know are going to be successful like Zoolander 2 or Anchorman 2? This will flop and it pisses me off that other great movies don't get made
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10:42AM on 06/08/2010
Damn you Paris Hilton for starting this trend.
Damn you Paris Hilton for starting this trend.
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10:41AM on 06/08/2010
I really hate reality tv. Put a hot chick in front of a camera and all of a sudden she's an "actress". no no no no no. a models job is to stand still and take pictures, not be the center of attention in a movie (TRANSFORMERS I SPEAK OF YOU! MEGAN FOX SUX!)
I really hate reality tv. Put a hot chick in front of a camera and all of a sudden she's an "actress". no no no no no. a models job is to stand still and take pictures, not be the center of attention in a movie (TRANSFORMERS I SPEAK OF YOU! MEGAN FOX SUX!)
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10:34AM on 06/08/2010
She has curves and she's fucking sexy.. I don't care what anyone says. How about she does a sweet Tomb Raider spread for Maxim or Playboy and satisfies both parties.. that way she can't fuck up a movie.
She has curves and she's fucking sexy.. I don't care what anyone says. How about she does a sweet Tomb Raider spread for Maxim or Playboy and satisfies both parties.. that way she can't fuck up a movie.
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10:25AM on 06/08/2010

WTF?

She can't even speak like an American...how the hell is she gonna carry an English accent....and what if she chips a nail....oh [link]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She can't even speak like an American...how the hell is she gonna carry an English accent....and what if she chips a nail....oh [link]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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9:55AM on 06/08/2010
Double post, YAAAY. FML
Double post, YAAAY. FML
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9:55AM on 06/08/2010
Yeah who cares about the movie, I'd ruin her given the chance, nom nom nom.
Yeah who cares about the movie, I'd ruin her given the chance, nom nom nom.
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6:06PM on 06/08/2010
Why Mr. BOND you should be ashamed of yourself you PERVERT!
Why Mr. BOND you should be ashamed of yourself you PERVERT!
7:50PM on 06/08/2010
Night Owl I've always been a perv and proooud of it. ;)
Night Owl I've always been a perv and proooud of it. ;)
9:43AM on 06/08/2010
Ok, so first it was Heidi Montag for Transformers 3, now this? Why the hell do these reality shows bimbos think they can actually act for shit?

I blame Paris Hilton for starting this trend..
Ok, so first it was Heidi Montag for Transformers 3, now this? Why the hell do these reality shows bimbos think they can actually act for shit?

I blame Paris Hilton for starting this trend..
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9:36AM on 06/08/2010

playboy

any news on if/when she's posing for playboy? we all know it's simply a matter of time. those will be awesome pics too
any news on if/when she's posing for playboy? we all know it's simply a matter of time. those will be awesome pics too
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9:54AM on 06/08/2010
Already done dude, and the pics are good too. Type it in on Google images and they come up. Not that I've done such a thing but i just heard it on the grapevine kinda thing...
Already done dude, and the pics are good too. Type it in on Google images and they come up. Not that I've done such a thing but i just heard it on the grapevine kinda thing...
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9:00AM on 06/08/2010
as annoying and untalented as she may be.. DAMN she has a body on her.

in other news - fuck tomb raider
as annoying and untalented as she may be.. DAMN she has a body on her.

in other news - fuck tomb raider
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8:43AM on 06/08/2010

please do it!!!!

most new movies suck anyway so please do it! wouldn't mind seeing her at all and I'm pretty sure in the Lara costume the screen would ....explode!

enought with skinny actresses......there's more than just a pretty face to women u know? :)
most new movies suck anyway so please do it! wouldn't mind seeing her at all and I'm pretty sure in the Lara costume the screen would ....explode!

enought with skinny actresses......there's more than just a pretty face to women u know? :)
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8:32AM on 06/08/2010
I thought Lara Croft was supposed to be hot? Is this a version of 'Tomb Raider' where the audience wears 3D beer goggles?
I thought Lara Croft was supposed to be hot? Is this a version of 'Tomb Raider' where the audience wears 3D beer goggles?
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8:26AM on 06/08/2010
She's an eye-candy for sure but I doubt if those acting classes will pay off. Like photos in this article though.
She's an eye-candy for sure but I doubt if those acting classes will pay off. Like photos in this article though.
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8:19AM on 06/08/2010
I played Tomb Raider from the very first one to the latest one. I remember at 11 years old being so excited to see the first REAL female video game hero. I know Lara Croft went out with the 90s, but she and the franchise are very dear to me. So to hear that Kardashian wants to ruin further a great thing....well, I won't dignify it with further response.
I played Tomb Raider from the very first one to the latest one. I remember at 11 years old being so excited to see the first REAL female video game hero. I know Lara Croft went out with the 90s, but she and the franchise are very dear to me. So to hear that Kardashian wants to ruin further a great thing....well, I won't dignify it with further response.
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8:12AM on 06/08/2010
I would love to do a porn remake of Tomb Raider with this Kardashian. Because there's no way this will work if not in porn.
I would love to do a porn remake of Tomb Raider with this Kardashian. Because there's no way this will work if not in porn.
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8:01AM on 06/08/2010
This would actually work if it was taken all the way and Kim was filmed as a bouncy, buxom character that focused on an erotic comic book kind story. Which means it couldn't be a teen movie and so, another failed concept.
This would actually work if it was taken all the way and Kim was filmed as a bouncy, buxom character that focused on an erotic comic book kind story. Which means it couldn't be a teen movie and so, another failed concept.
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7:59AM on 06/08/2010
I don't care about the shitty Tomb Raider Franchise or Kim Kardashian. But I'd do that ass...
I don't care about the shitty Tomb Raider Franchise or Kim Kardashian. But I'd do that ass...
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7:44AM on 06/08/2010
she's not fat! she's curvaceous or voluptuous or it's called having hips or just looking like a real WOMAN! having said that...is she dumb as fuck? HELL YES!
she's not fat! she's curvaceous or voluptuous or it's called having hips or just looking like a real WOMAN! having said that...is she dumb as fuck? HELL YES!
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7:41AM on 06/08/2010

That last picture..........

I cannot tell you what I'd do to that woman in this talkback! It involves pulling on those earrings though!
I cannot tell you what I'd do to that woman in this talkback! It involves pulling on those earrings though!
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6:44AM on 06/08/2010

Who's the fat chick?

Is she an actress or something?
Is she an actress or something?
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6:41AM on 06/08/2010

"This will be something very different to Angelina’s Lara,"

So yeah hire some bitch who cant act, make it a spoof of what the games were and make that ass 3D.

Bullshit, this will never go into production.
So yeah hire some bitch who cant act, make it a spoof of what the games were and make that ass 3D.

Bullshit, this will never go into production.
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6:22AM on 06/08/2010
Fuck this crap, fuck this campaign, and I wish this hoe bag would go away for good. The gobs of make up and spray tan do nothing for me and I hope this never happens.

This proves once and for all Hollywood just will never EVER take video game movies seriously. The odds of a great video game movie is just as far off as getting struck by lightning in the fourth of july on a Sunday.
Fuck this crap, fuck this campaign, and I wish this hoe bag would go away for good. The gobs of make up and spray tan do nothing for me and I hope this never happens.

This proves once and for all Hollywood just will never EVER take video game movies seriously. The odds of a great video game movie is just as far off as getting struck by lightning in the fourth of july on a Sunday.
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12:35PM on 06/08/2010
Terminal, I really like you hahaha, you seem to have the same attitude towards most things that I do.

You seem to realize how Hollywood is, and how it caters to the stupid masses (which are taking over).
Terminal, I really like you hahaha, you seem to have the same attitude towards most things that I do.

You seem to realize how Hollywood is, and how it caters to the stupid masses (which are taking over).
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