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Mar. 22, 2011by:

I don't know too many people who are super pumped about LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD's Len Wiseman directing a reboot of TOTAL RECALL starring Colin Farrell. I'm glad to see Farrell get more work, but in a movie that didn't need to be made? Eh.

Anyway, regardless of whether it's a good idea, the project is moving forward, and is now looking for two leading ladies to cast alongside Farrell. First, there's the role of devil-wife Lori, which made Sharon Stone famous, and also that of the more helpful Melina, played by Rachel Ticotin.

In the running for the Lori role are blondes Kate Bosworth and Diane Kruger, while Eva Mendes and Paula Patton are in the running for Melina. Also being considered for that latter part are Jessica Biel (poor girl is considered for everything, but never gets it) and Eva Green (who kind of scares me).

I think Kruger is a great stand-in for a young Sharon Stone, and I had to Google search to remember what Melina looked like, and that one is anyone's guess.

But the greatest question remains, who will play the chick with three boobs?

Extra Tidbit: Wiseman is married to star of his UNDERWORLD series Kate Beckinsale. Don't worry, he's cute too. What? Just objective reporting.
Source: Deadline

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4:56PM on 03/22/2011

Third Boob Girl

Here's my suggestion for the third boob girl; Tara Reid.
Here's my suggestion for the third boob girl; Tara Reid.
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5:36PM on 03/22/2011

Real question is:

How in the hell Farrel will portrait Arnie's famous "AAARRRGH"??
How in the hell Farrel will portrait Arnie's famous "AAARRRGH"??
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9:57PM on 03/22/2011
my fav arnold scene haha
my fav arnold scene haha
2:37PM on 03/22/2011
I thought one of the roles was Ms Triple Nipple. My vote wouldve been for Eva or the hottie in the bottom left corner
I thought one of the roles was Ms Triple Nipple. My vote wouldve been for Eva or the hottie in the bottom left corner
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2:52PM on 03/22/2011
Yes. BOOBS.
Yes. BOOBS.
4:13PM on 03/22/2011

Get some balls Hollywood


I've already seen Total Recall, and it was quite good.

No need to see a retread.

I'd rather see a different Phillip K. Dick story tackled.


I've already seen Total Recall, and it was quite good.

No need to see a retread.

I'd rather see a different Phillip K. Dick story tackled.

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5:16PM on 03/22/2011
It's probably already been said but I really hope one of these ladies has 3 boobs in this remake.
It's probably already been said but I really hope one of these ladies has 3 boobs in this remake.
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5:44PM on 03/22/2011
I vote for Kruger and Patton.
I vote for Kruger and Patton.
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3:11PM on 03/22/2011
of those i would say Kruger and Mendes.
of those i would say Kruger and Mendes.
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8:20PM on 03/22/2011

Hey man...I got FIVE kids to feed! Ya' hear what I'm sayin'?

The Fans: "...So Mr. Wiseman, tell me, how long will you be searching for a female lead before you realize that this is just another classic that is being screwed w/ in a long line of re-makes?"

Len Wiseman: "TWO WEEKS!!!"
The Fans: "...So Mr. Wiseman, tell me, how long will you be searching for a female lead before you realize that this is just another classic that is being screwed w/ in a long line of re-makes?"

Len Wiseman: "TWO WEEKS!!!"
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2:48PM on 03/22/2011

Perfect Casting

Firstly- Jessica Biel kinda sucks as an actress but is pretty. I vote she takes a cameo role as the Tri-Tittied One. On to the real roles...
If they're going for a true re-make complete with similar ethnicity for the women, then I'd say Patton in the Ticotin role and Kruger as the wife. Now for the REAL issue: Who the fuck takes over for Michael Ironside? Or does Michael Ironside just play the same role twice, which would be fucking awesome.
Firstly- Jessica Biel kinda sucks as an actress but is pretty. I vote she takes a cameo role as the Tri-Tittied One. On to the real roles...
If they're going for a true re-make complete with similar ethnicity for the women, then I'd say Patton in the Ticotin role and Kruger as the wife. Now for the REAL issue: Who the fuck takes over for Michael Ironside? Or does Michael Ironside just play the same role twice, which would be fucking awesome.
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7:06PM on 03/22/2011
I can't stand Farrell or remakes so I won't be watching this and Wiseman just makes it a triple turd. I hope for all the above actresses that they don't do this movie.
I can't stand Farrell or remakes so I won't be watching this and Wiseman just makes it a triple turd. I hope for all the above actresses that they don't do this movie.
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10:10AM on 03/23/2011
I can see Kruger as Lori and Paula Patton for Melina
I can see Kruger as Lori and Paula Patton for Melina
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3:59PM on 03/22/2011
For some reason, I knew everyone would mention the 3-titted girl, not that there's any wrong with that :P

If it's one of the roles up for grabs, I would definitely go with Mendes!
For some reason, I knew everyone would mention the 3-titted girl, not that there's any wrong with that :P

If it's one of the roles up for grabs, I would definitely go with Mendes!
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8:38AM on 03/24/2011
Agree. Kruger as Lori is a match. As much as I love me some Biel, I'd like to see Mendes get Melina. I don't remember her from much lately, aside form those Guess ads.
Agree. Kruger as Lori is a match. As much as I love me some Biel, I'd like to see Mendes get Melina. I don't remember her from much lately, aside form those Guess ads.
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7:12AM on 03/23/2011
I was interested in this flick until they cast Colin Farrell. Now I don't care and will probably just wait for a dvd release. But my two picks would be Kruger and Patton.
I was interested in this flick until they cast Colin Farrell. Now I don't care and will probably just wait for a dvd release. But my two picks would be Kruger and Patton.
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11:05PM on 03/22/2011

See you at the party, Richter!

Been watching this a lot lately, they seem to be showing it non stop on cable on weekends. It is a fucking classic. Weirdest line/shot in the entire movie- the short shot of Arnold saying "Thank you Tony" and the freak nodding. Always felt very odd to me.
Been watching this a lot lately, they seem to be showing it non stop on cable on weekends. It is a fucking classic. Weirdest line/shot in the entire movie- the short shot of Arnold saying "Thank you Tony" and the freak nodding. Always felt very odd to me.
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7:47PM on 03/22/2011
You know you are old if a remake's original version premiered after your birth.
You know you are old if a remake's original version premiered after your birth.
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2:39PM on 03/22/2011
I don't know about anybody else here, but when I read the title "Two Main Female Roles" all I thought of were BOOBS. And they forgot to mention the Supporting Female Role to support those BOOBS. Which would make perfect sense for the lady with the 3 BOOBS.

BOOBS.
I don't know about anybody else here, but when I read the title "Two Main Female Roles" all I thought of were BOOBS. And they forgot to mention the Supporting Female Role to support those BOOBS. Which would make perfect sense for the lady with the 3 BOOBS.

BOOBS.
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2:41PM on 03/22/2011
yep not the only one
yep not the only one
2:43PM on 03/22/2011
I messed up. There's supposed to be a Supporting Female Role to the other Supporting Female Role to the Main 2 Female Roles. BRRAAHMMM!
BOOBS.
I messed up. There's supposed to be a Supporting Female Role to the other Supporting Female Role to the Main 2 Female Roles. BRRAAHMMM!
BOOBS.
9:22AM on 03/23/2011
Um isnt Wiseman divorced from Beckinsale though. Something tells me this will be a casting couch buffet. Whoever puts out the best gets the role while the rest can tell their tale to the tabloids. Likely Farrel is busy banging a hopeful right now most likely. Oh and eva green can play quato. hehe
Um isnt Wiseman divorced from Beckinsale though. Something tells me this will be a casting couch buffet. Whoever puts out the best gets the role while the rest can tell their tale to the tabloids. Likely Farrel is busy banging a hopeful right now most likely. Oh and eva green can play quato. hehe
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9:56PM on 03/22/2011
somehow hollywood will find a way to fuck up something as simple and awesome as a three titted alien. seriously tho fuck this remake!
somehow hollywood will find a way to fuck up something as simple and awesome as a three titted alien. seriously tho fuck this remake!
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10:47PM on 03/22/2011
Wait for it... WHOOOOOO CARES???!!!!!!
Wait for it... WHOOOOOO CARES???!!!!!!
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10:34PM on 03/22/2011
I said it before and I'll say it again - Total Recall is NOT a classic
I said it before and I'll say it again - Total Recall is NOT a classic
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5:06PM on 03/22/2011

I always vote for jessica...

but, if biel gets passed over, then, paula patton is great to look at.
just not eva mendes, not for anything...she just looks dirty...not XXX dirty...but desert dirty. disappear mendes, just disappear.
but, if biel gets passed over, then, paula patton is great to look at.
just not eva mendes, not for anything...she just looks dirty...not XXX dirty...but desert dirty. disappear mendes, just disappear.
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