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Legion redband trailer

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In the future, God gets pissed off at humanity for some reason or another, and decides he's going to send his legion of angels to destroy earth. Because you know, a meteor or a flood would just be too convenient.

MySpace has the first look at LEGION via an epically long redband trailer. It looks like CONSTANTINE meets well, CONSTANTINE, but with less Keanu Reeves and way more automatic weapons fire. Who knew you could kill an angel with bullets? I must have missed that Bible verse.

In any case, expect LEGION this January, and get your fill of demonic old women and angel swarms below.

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Extra Tidbit: Alright, the Gabriel (Kevin Durand) vs. Michael (Paul Bettany) angel fight looks pretty damn cool.
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11:47AM on 08/14/2009

Uhhhhhh, what?

I didn't know they gave 13 yr olds in catholic school screenwriting deals...
I didn't know they gave 13 yr olds in catholic school screenwriting deals...
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2:05PM on 08/13/2009

I like

I'm going to be SOOOOO F**king high when I watch this movie!
I'm going to be SOOOOO F**king high when I watch this movie!
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12:08PM on 08/13/2009

Silly

This is supposed to be funny, in a Evil Dead kinda way, right? Because every line is delivered after a pause in a cliched way and the monsters made me giggle. Looks terrible.
This is supposed to be funny, in a Evil Dead kinda way, right? Because every line is delivered after a pause in a cliched way and the monsters made me giggle. Looks terrible.
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10:43AM on 08/13/2009

*Shrugs*

Looks kind of lame, all things considered. The lady climbing the ceiling looked ridiculous...

And what's with the baby? Seems to me everyone seems to forget the part that the Bible suggests Jesus returns as a GROWN adult...

That being said, religious fundamentalists won't have a problem with this movie as a result. After all, they've gotten the fundamentals wrong!
Looks kind of lame, all things considered. The lady climbing the ceiling looked ridiculous...

And what's with the baby? Seems to me everyone seems to forget the part that the Bible suggests Jesus returns as a GROWN adult...

That being said, religious fundamentalists won't have a problem with this movie as a result. After all, they've gotten the fundamentals wrong!
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10:39AM on 08/13/2009
That's a long ass trailer. Looks cool, but my fear is they showed all the best parts already.
That's a long ass trailer. Looks cool, but my fear is they showed all the best parts already.
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9:59AM on 08/13/2009
DAMN! I can't wait. This looks like Constantie on Crack!
DAMN! I can't wait. This looks like Constantie on Crack!
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7:05AM on 08/13/2009
this should've come with a spoiler alert

anyways, it looks like constantine meets max payne ..

im still on the fence on this one
this should've come with a spoiler alert

anyways, it looks like constantine meets max payne ..

im still on the fence on this one
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5:45AM on 08/13/2009
This looks like fun, I am soooo there!
This looks like fun, I am soooo there!
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5:10AM on 08/13/2009

WTF?

Trippy shit.
Trippy shit.
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3:15AM on 08/13/2009
Looks like the movie "Gabriel" except with, y'know, a real budget. I'll be on the lookout for this one.
Looks like the movie "Gabriel" except with, y'know, a real budget. I'll be on the lookout for this one.
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12:54AM on 08/13/2009
No need to see the movie now... that trailer pretty much summarized the whole darn thing!
No need to see the movie now... that trailer pretty much summarized the whole darn thing!
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12:33AM on 08/13/2009
I like angels an biblical themes... but this just reeks B movie
I like angels an biblical themes... but this just reeks B movie
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11:46PM on 08/12/2009
Well I guess we know what happens to Dennis Quaid.
Well I guess we know what happens to Dennis Quaid.
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11:39PM on 08/12/2009
Looks very awesome.
Looks very awesome.
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9:26PM on 08/12/2009

SHAZAAM!!

Looks like a fun ride. They really should stop showing so much of the film in trailers these days though. Way, way too much footage.
Looks like a fun ride. They really should stop showing so much of the film in trailers these days though. Way, way too much footage.
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8:35PM on 08/12/2009

Looks Like Fun

This should drive the "Rapture" crowd and all the religious fundamentalists around the bend. I can hardly wait. Any bets some televangelist will try to get this banned?
This should drive the "Rapture" crowd and all the religious fundamentalists around the bend. I can hardly wait. Any bets some televangelist will try to get this banned?
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6:43PM on 08/12/2009

Meh...typical.

God gets angry, sends angel who knocked off to be the villain, another angel who doesn't appear to be the good guy tries to save a child who is the key to humanity's fate. Constantine? Prophecy? So many to choose from. I'll watch it but I don't have high hopes for this one besides the dialogue is very stale. C'mon guys!
God gets angry, sends angel who knocked off to be the villain, another angel who doesn't appear to be the good guy tries to save a child who is the key to humanity's fate. Constantine? Prophecy? So many to choose from. I'll watch it but I don't have high hopes for this one besides the dialogue is very stale. C'mon guys!
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6:32PM on 08/12/2009
Sweet
Sweet
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5:48PM on 08/12/2009

Did i just watch the entire movie?

either way, i love biblical themed movies, some of this looked kinda crappy, but decent cast, cool premise. im in
either way, i love biblical themed movies, some of this looked kinda crappy, but decent cast, cool premise. im in
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5:45PM on 08/12/2009

Can't wait...

"In the future, God gets pissed off at humanity for some reason or another, and decides he's going to send his legion of angels to destroy earth. Because you know, a meteor or a flood would just be too convenient."

I LOL'd after I read that.

So now I have Daybreakers, Book of Eli, and this on my list of Movies to watch in January... hopefully if the trailer is good Edge of Darkness completes my January movie watching...

"In the future, God gets pissed off at humanity for some reason or another, and decides he's going to send his legion of angels to destroy earth. Because you know, a meteor or a flood would just be too convenient."

I LOL'd after I read that.

So now I have Daybreakers, Book of Eli, and this on my list of Movies to watch in January... hopefully if the trailer is good Edge of Darkness completes my January movie watching...

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5:20PM on 08/12/2009
I'm sorry, but something about old people just makes me completely laugh. I couldn't take that old woman (who's about to croak) seriously.

Movie looks interesting though.
I'm sorry, but something about old people just makes me completely laugh. I couldn't take that old woman (who's about to croak) seriously.

Movie looks interesting though.
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4:30PM on 08/12/2009

MY MY ...

... this looks like fun. PROPHECY vs RESIDENT EVIL - EXTINCTION first comes to mind. Add action packed Bettany and I'm in. January seems so far now ...
... this looks like fun. PROPHECY vs RESIDENT EVIL - EXTINCTION first comes to mind. Add action packed Bettany and I'm in. January seems so far now ...
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4:28PM on 08/12/2009

NICE!!!!!!

I'll be there opening day, Cant wait!!!
I'll be there opening day, Cant wait!!!
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4:24PM on 08/12/2009
Looks bad-ass.
Looks bad-ass.
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3:33PM on 08/12/2009
January is no longer considered as a movie dump month. Forget another Underworld sequel. Legion looks awesome!
January is no longer considered as a movie dump month. Forget another Underworld sequel. Legion looks awesome!
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3:28PM on 08/12/2009

Jesus fucking Christ.

I don't think there will be a second of new footage in that movie I haven't just seen already.

Thanks trailer douche bags.
I don't think there will be a second of new footage in that movie I haven't just seen already.

Thanks trailer douche bags.
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4:43PM on 08/12/2009
Agreed, these trailers are starting to show ridiculous spoilers and shit we just don't need to see.. like who dies. That was the main reason I couldn't enjoy the Eric Bana Hulk was there was so little fighting and it was all in the trailer. ugh..
Agreed, these trailers are starting to show ridiculous spoilers and shit we just don't need to see.. like who dies. That was the main reason I couldn't enjoy the Eric Bana Hulk was there was so little fighting and it was all in the trailer. ugh..
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