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Lengthy clip from Resident Evil: Retribution features Alice vs. Jill Valentine

Aug. 22, 2012by: Paul Shirey

At this year's Comic Con, director Paul W.S. Anderson debuted a clip from the upcoming RESIDENT EVIL: RETRIBUTION, which features Alice (Milla Jovovich) fighting a blonde Jill Valentine (Sienna Guillory) in a Siberian setting, while returning star Michelle Rodriguez catches some bullets and joins the fight.  Sounds about right, eh?

The clip is a dizzying array of slow motion leaps in the air, senseless "cat" landings, and booming electro-rock.  So, pretty much a rehash of every Resident Evil cliche you've come to expect.  I'm actually surprised at how boring it all is, as usually I can find something good in hot chicks wearing tight clothing and throwing down, but this just feels clumsy and yawn-inducing.  But, there's an audience for these pics, so I won't begrudge those who may enjoy this little rumpus.

300, this aint:

RESIDENT EVIL: RETRIBUTION is the fifth entry in this long, drawn-out series, starring Milla Jovovich, Sienna Guillory, Michelle Rodriguez, Oded Fehr, and Bingbing Li with a release set for September 14, 2012.

Extra Tidbit: While it seems exceptionally unlikely, I'd like to see a sequel to Luc Besson's The Fifth Element with Leloo and Corben (Jovovich and Bruce Willis) continuing in some outer space action. You?
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10:19PM on 08/24/2012

Wow. Fuck that.

Furcking turrible. OMG dubstep? Jesus. Nevermind the bland and unexciting "action".
Furcking turrible. OMG dubstep? Jesus. Nevermind the bland and unexciting "action".
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11:40PM on 08/23/2012

3D Cash-in movie checklist...

Latest music trend (Dubstep) in all action sequences -Check!
Gratuitous use of sharp things flying at the viewer - Check!
CGI blood - Check!
Woman on woman fights - Check!
Hot women in bondage gear - Check!
Latest music trend (Dubstep) in all action sequences -Check!
Gratuitous use of sharp things flying at the viewer - Check!
CGI blood - Check!
Woman on woman fights - Check!
Hot women in bondage gear - Check!
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10:47PM on 08/22/2012

One word

Reboot
Reboot
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9:15PM on 08/22/2012
Wasn't impressed with this clip. The action was decent, but outside the context of the film, it was confusing. And what was up with the audio? It seemed pretty messed up. I'll still be seeing this just for the hell of it, but don't expect much.
Wasn't impressed with this clip. The action was decent, but outside the context of the film, it was confusing. And what was up with the audio? It seemed pretty messed up. I'll still be seeing this just for the hell of it, but don't expect much.
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8:31PM on 08/22/2012

Why?

God....I couldn't even finish watching this garbage. None of that made any sense. All these legendary characters have been destroyed.....poor Jill,Leon,Chris,Ada,Wesker,and Claire......I can't believe these characters have been ruined on the big screen. I just can't believe these movies BS. Why wont they stop making these and let someone re-boot it like they do everything else in Hollywood. PAUL is a shit director married to a semi descent actress. I hate these RE movies with all my
God....I couldn't even finish watching this garbage. None of that made any sense. All these legendary characters have been destroyed.....poor Jill,Leon,Chris,Ada,Wesker,and Claire......I can't believe these characters have been ruined on the big screen. I just can't believe these movies BS. Why wont they stop making these and let someone re-boot it like they do everything else in Hollywood. PAUL is a shit director married to a semi descent actress. I hate these RE movies with all my heart.
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4:09PM on 08/22/2012

wow

That was pretty boring actually. It's good to see their keeping to the tradition of mashing whatever ever popular RE stuff into a single story while making as little sense as possible. There are so many things wrong with that scene. Jill and Ada being anywhere near each other, the notion that Umbrella is doing all this even though Umbrella hasn't existed since RE3, what ever Rodriguez injects herself with (la plagas??) and the results it produces, the very notion that these movies are good, etc.
That was pretty boring actually. It's good to see their keeping to the tradition of mashing whatever ever popular RE stuff into a single story while making as little sense as possible. There are so many things wrong with that scene. Jill and Ada being anywhere near each other, the notion that Umbrella is doing all this even though Umbrella hasn't existed since RE3, what ever Rodriguez injects herself with (la plagas??) and the results it produces, the very notion that these movies are good, etc.
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3:46PM on 08/22/2012
That was fanmade or a joke from the producers. Right???
That was fanmade or a joke from the producers. Right???
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3:31PM on 08/22/2012

Get over it people.

I like these movies and I get they have there problems. Call it a guilty pleasure. It just feels like one of those things people get off on complaining about. This is on my list of one of the most anticipated films of the fall. I hope to someday be watching Resident Evil 10.
I like these movies and I get they have there problems. Call it a guilty pleasure. It just feels like one of those things people get off on complaining about. This is on my list of one of the most anticipated films of the fall. I hope to someday be watching Resident Evil 10.
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3:23PM on 08/22/2012

Brutal

I really wish that people would stop giving Paul W.S. Anderson and Milla Jovovich money to make garbage. It's like he is desperately trying to make his wife a giant star and, with each attempt, failing more and more miserably. It's equal parts because he is such a terrible director and because she is such a terrible actress. I remember when she got all pissed off at the marketing team for Three Musketeers because nobody wanted to see it. It's not the marketing, Milla, it's the fact that
I really wish that people would stop giving Paul W.S. Anderson and Milla Jovovich money to make garbage. It's like he is desperately trying to make his wife a giant star and, with each attempt, failing more and more miserably. It's equal parts because he is such a terrible director and because she is such a terrible actress. I remember when she got all pissed off at the marketing team for Three Musketeers because nobody wanted to see it. It's not the marketing, Milla, it's the fact that it's terrible.
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3:07PM on 08/22/2012
This is what they show Hitler in Hell to punish him for his crimes.
This is what they show Hitler in Hell to punish him for his crimes.
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2:59PM on 08/22/2012
What the hell was that? Every time I complain about the RE movies (which has been a lot), I say all of the characters look like shitty cosplayers of RE characters you'd see at comic-con or some video game convention. That's literally what they look like here. They're clearly not even trying anymore... though I guess they haven't been for awhile.
What the hell was that? Every time I complain about the RE movies (which has been a lot), I say all of the characters look like shitty cosplayers of RE characters you'd see at comic-con or some video game convention. That's literally what they look like here. They're clearly not even trying anymore... though I guess they haven't been for awhile.
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2:09PM on 08/22/2012

Slippery Slope of Shit

Year after year, this series just gets more and more ridiculous. Im sure theres some appeal here for 12 year old boys and leather fetishists, but for anyone who likes either movies or the RE games, this has gone on about 3 movies too long.
Year after year, this series just gets more and more ridiculous. Im sure theres some appeal here for 12 year old boys and leather fetishists, but for anyone who likes either movies or the RE games, this has gone on about 3 movies too long.
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12:44PM on 08/22/2012
Sure I didnt click on the Awfully Good section by accident? This movie looks horrible!!
Sure I didnt click on the Awfully Good section by accident? This movie looks horrible!!
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