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License to Wed poster

Apr. 19, 2007by: Ben Barna
The poster below has me a little peeved. Robin Williams and Mandy Moore do not deserve to share a bed with John Krasinski, who I will lovingly refer to as Jim for the rest of this article (his character on The Office). The only person who belongs in bed with Jim is Pam, and when she sees Mandy Moore in bed with her true love, it's going to absolutely crush her. I know I'm living in a dangerous fantasy world, but I don't care, because me real life blows.

Below is the poster for LICENSE TO WED, a romantic comedy that surely can't be too great, or else the studio wouldn't be releasing it on July 4th, when the Autobots and Deceptacons are going to incinerate it along with the rest of the planet. What is Robin Williams' problem these days anyway? He's either doing direct-to-dvd thrillers (THE FINAL CUT, THE NIGHT LISTENER) or broad pointless comedies like RV and THE BIG WHITE (of course you've never heard of it). Perhaps he should pull a Stallone and bring back Mrs. Doubtfire.

As for you Jim, you're forgiven for this one. You're on a formidable TV show and your movie career is a budding rose. It'll take a while before it fully blooms so until then, little indescrepancies like this are forgiveable. And yes, you and Pam will end up together. It's God's will. Click on Mandy Moore's itsy bitsy face to ENLARGE.

Extra Tidbit: With recent shitfests AMERICAN DREAMZ and BECAUSE I SAID SO, you need to pick it up too, Mandy.
Source: Slashfilm

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10:10PM on 04/19/2007

Ugh...


I like John Kraszinski and I'm okay with Mandy Moore, but Robin Williams is HORRIBLE! He hasn't been entertaining since Aladdin, and even then he did nothing but distract from the rest of the film the entire time. Boo.

I like John Kraszinski and I'm okay with Mandy Moore, but Robin Williams is HORRIBLE! He hasn't been entertaining since Aladdin, and even then he did nothing but distract from the rest of the film the entire time. Boo.
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9:07PM on 04/19/2007

night listener

sorry joblo, night listener did go to theatres. I hate to be a picky son of a bitch, but I gotta say it. Should have insulted Man of the Year instead.

But Yeah looks dumb.
sorry joblo, night listener did go to theatres. I hate to be a picky son of a bitch, but I gotta say it. Should have insulted Man of the Year instead.

But Yeah looks dumb.
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6:05PM on 04/19/2007
Looks like The Break Up poster instead of a line, Robin is in the middle.
Looks like The Break Up poster instead of a line, Robin is in the middle.
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4:56PM on 04/19/2007

RE: theotherness

Correction: BOTH "The Night Listener" and "The Final Cut" had theatrical release, albeit limited.
Correction: BOTH "The Night Listener" and "The Final Cut" had theatrical release, albeit limited.
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10:41AM on 04/19/2007

The Big White

I caught The Big White on cable over the holidays and to be honest, it was a pretty good little black comedy. It's really hard to do black comedy and this movie pulled it off. Definitely not for everyone, but I didn't feel like I wasted two hours.
I caught The Big White on cable over the holidays and to be honest, it was a pretty good little black comedy. It's really hard to do black comedy and this movie pulled it off. Definitely not for everyone, but I didn't feel like I wasted two hours.
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7:30AM on 04/19/2007
Correction: 'The Night Listener' went to theaters first, Barna.
Correction: 'The Night Listener' went to theaters first, Barna.
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1:37AM on 04/19/2007

YES!!!

John Krasinski! Yeah! The Office rules man! I would probably see it just for him. And Mandy Moore. Hell yeah.
John Krasinski! Yeah! The Office rules man! I would probably see it just for him. And Mandy Moore. Hell yeah.
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