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Oct. 7, 2011by: Mike Sampson

Ewww! Dissecting the grossest scenes in The Human Centipede 2

THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2 hits select theaters today across the U.S. Soon you people will know the pain that Eric Walkuski and I endured reviewing this for the site. Sometime yesterday, we started debating what was the grosses part of a movie loaded with gross parts. So we sat down and collected our thoughts into a handy-dandy list to make you feel nauseous. I'll warn you ahead of time - this article goes into pretty major spoilers about the film. We talk openly about the last third act of the film (when all the hot centipede action goes down) in detail, so if you don't want to know, don't click through the slideshow; just move along your merry way knowing that some sick $*@! goes down in this movie. If don't mind spoilers and aren't eating any chocolate pudding, take a read through and find out what you're in store for (or what you happy to be avoiding)...
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4:48PM on 10/08/2011

Thanks Sampson

Hahaha... OMG.. I read all 11 of them. That shit is disgusting! They start off pretty predictable but as it goes on, it gets more creative and more disturbing. Numbers 3 and 2 are the worse.
Thanks Sampson for saving me the time for having to watch this piece of crap flick. Green for spoiling and telling about all the disturbing parts, which I asked for. Red for the movie itself.
Hahaha... OMG.. I read all 11 of them. That shit is disgusting! They start off pretty predictable but as it goes on, it gets more creative and more disturbing. Numbers 3 and 2 are the worse.
Thanks Sampson for saving me the time for having to watch this piece of crap flick. Green for spoiling and telling about all the disturbing parts, which I asked for. Red for the movie itself.
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8:23PM on 10/07/2011
Why this kind of movie is getting made? I don't know why.
Why this kind of movie is getting made? I don't know why.
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4:05PM on 10/07/2011
Tom Six is a loser.
Tom Six is a loser.
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3:11PM on 10/07/2011

Thanks, Mike and Eric!

Now I have absolutely no reason why I should watch this POS. You've done a favour for all humanity . . . or at least, the people on this board.
Now I have absolutely no reason why I should watch this POS. You've done a favour for all humanity . . . or at least, the people on this board.
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1:57PM on 10/07/2011
resorting to disgusting shock value with no higher inspirations is the cheapest, easiest way to get attention. I'm proud of these responses; sad Joblo even bothered with this article.
resorting to disgusting shock value with no higher inspirations is the cheapest, easiest way to get attention. I'm proud of these responses; sad Joblo even bothered with this article.
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5:28PM on 10/07/2011
Poor articles seem to be in vogue on Joblo at the moment...
Poor articles seem to be in vogue on Joblo at the moment...
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1:37PM on 10/07/2011
Not into torture porn! Tom Six is one sick son of a bitch!!!!!!
Not into torture porn! Tom Six is one sick son of a bitch!!!!!!
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1:24PM on 10/07/2011

Bless your soul Mike

I wouldn't be able to handle it. skipping this
I wouldn't be able to handle it. skipping this
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12:40PM on 10/07/2011
While the first Human Centipede was somewhat intriguing & different, i had wondered how they make a sequel, but after reading this, it's clearly just made for "shock" value & nothing more.
While the first Human Centipede was somewhat intriguing & different, i had wondered how they make a sequel, but after reading this, it's clearly just made for "shock" value & nothing more.
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12:31PM on 10/07/2011

Just to reiterate my point from the last Human Centipede 2 article.

"I'm going to go ahead and speak for the entire UK.

When I say....nobody gives a fuck."
"I'm going to go ahead and speak for the entire UK.

When I say....nobody gives a fuck."
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12:28PM on 10/07/2011
I really don't understand the appeal of stuff like this. Who the hell would actually want to expose themselves to something like this?
I really don't understand the appeal of stuff like this. Who the hell would actually want to expose themselves to something like this?
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12:20PM on 10/07/2011
Yep, skipping this one.
Yep, skipping this one.
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1:25PM on 10/07/2011
Skipping the movie or the column?
Skipping the movie or the column?
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11:39AM on 10/07/2011
Count me as a fan of the first sequence... and of this new one's insane premise... but this list's #3 has made my anticipation dwindle in a big way. That kind of thing just feels inexcusable. Even when something similar is done with a little humor in Hobo with a Shotgun it felt like way "too much"... and hell, even when it's done as comically as can be in "The Haunted World of El Superbeasto", for as much as I adore that silly movie, it still gets under my skin in a bad way. Then again, it's
Count me as a fan of the first sequence... and of this new one's insane premise... but this list's #3 has made my anticipation dwindle in a big way. That kind of thing just feels inexcusable. Even when something similar is done with a little humor in Hobo with a Shotgun it felt like way "too much"... and hell, even when it's done as comically as can be in "The Haunted World of El Superbeasto", for as much as I adore that silly movie, it still gets under my skin in a bad way. Then again, it's hilarious in Feast 2. I'm a father, so this affects matters.
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