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08.22.2012by: Alex Maidy

Our Top 15 Favorite School movies!

With August coming to a close, students are beginning their school years. Some are experiencing the trials and tribulations of high school for the first time while others are venturing to the bacchanal of college life. Both of these settings have been fertile ground for some great movies over the years. Take a look at the best of the best of the movies that take us back to our school days.

Honorable Mention: Carrie

Carrie White's tortured high school life speaks to millions of kids. While most of us who have endured some sort of bullying get through it to lead a normal adult life, Carrie's dormant telekinetic powers took her to a much darker place, resulting in the deaths of her classmates. Brian De Palma's film is a stylized masterpiece and shows us that not all high school movies have to be comedies. Keep an eye out for a young John Travolta!

Honorable Mention: The Faculty

Sure, THE FACULTY is all about a small town being taken over by alien beings, but it is really Robert Rodriguez taking on his own version of THE BREAKFAST CLUB. Much like the John Hughes film, this movie takes a diverse group of characters (jock, slacker, druggie, dropout, weirdo, etc) and forces them to take another look at themselves and whether those roles truly matter. Throw in a Body Snatchers style plot and you have this gem. With a great cast that includes Elijah Wood, Josh Hartnett, Famke Janssen, and Salma Hayek, THE FACULTY is a good time!

#15 Mean Girls

MEAN GIRLS, like BRING IT ON, should not be a movie that I really like. But both films are better than you would expect. While BRING IT ON benefits from a snarky wit, MEAN GIRLS has Tina Fey bringing her trademark humor to a lighter version of HEATHERS. Lindsay Lohan and her awesome rack should have skyrocketed to box office superstar after making this movie. We all know how that turned out. At least we got Rachel McAdams out of this movie. Also, keep an eye out for Lizzy Caplan as Janice Ian.

#14 Donnie Darko

DONNIE DARKO is one of my all-time favorites and yet I almost didn't include it on this list. While the movie is about the perils and depths of teenage angst, I almost overlooked the key roles that Donnie's teachers, played by Drew Barrymore and Noah Wyle, have in the final outcome of his journey. Skip the unnecessary sequel or director's cut and watch the original cut of the film, otherwise I may doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion. See if you can spot the cameo by Seth Rogen.

#13 School Ties

Dick Wolf, creator of the LAW & ORDER television series, wrote this film inspired by his school years as the lone Jewish student at a Christian preparatory academy. The film, which takes place in the 1950s, features Brendan Fraser, Chris O'Donnell, Matt Damon, Cole Hauser, and Ben Affleck in a small role. The movie is well acted if not melodramatic, but Damon plays the stereotypical high school douche perfectly. Being Jewish myself I enjoyed seeing a film featuring a strong HeBro character.

#12 American Pie

AMERICAN PIE took this slot in the list from CAN'T HARDLY WAIT. Both films cover similar ground, but while CAN'T HARDLY WAIT took a very PG-13 route, AMERICAN PIE went for the full R rating and gave us Jason Biggs banging an apple pie, Shannon Elizabeth's gorgeous tits, and the mainstreaming of the term MILF, courtesy of John Cho in a small but memorable role. AMERICAN PIE was released the same year I graduated from high school and holds a special place for me. While the sequels failed to live up to the original (AMERICAN REUNION being the borderline exception), these characters will remain part of pop culture forever.

#11 Back to School

This movie was my first exposure to Rodney Dangerfield. Even before seeing CADDYSHACK, I saw BACK TO SCHOOL. This movie still makes me stop whenever I come across it on cable. Sure, it may not be the best of Rodney's movies, but it is still damn good. BILLY MADISON essentially used the same plot device but nobody can top Rodney's Triple Lindy. Keith Gordon and Robert Downey Jr are good in their roles but the cameos from Kurt Vonnegut, Sam Kinison, and Danny Elfman (playing as part of Oingo Boingo) complete this fun time-waster.

#10 Old School

The older I get, the more I relate to OLD SCHOOL than I do with AMERICAN PIE. Especially the Vince Vaughn and Will Ferrell characters. We all have those yearnings to return to the glory days of college where we had nothing to worry about aside from going to class and getting shitfaced with our friends. While Todd Phillips moved on to THE HANGOVER, he cut his teeth on the buddy comedy movies with this as well as ROAD TRIP. Phillips would go on to produce the high school party movie PROJECT X. Jeremy Piven finds himself completing his trifecta of back to school movies with OLD SCHOOL. He also appeared in GROSSE POINTE BLANK and one other that we will get to very soon on this list.

#9 Dazed and Confused

DAZED AND CONFUSED is part of an unofficial trilogy that also includes AMERICAN GRAFFITI and FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH. All three movies feel like takes on the same story in different eras. But, where DAZED AND CONFUSED sets itself apart is with the supporting roles. Sure, Jason London does a serviceable job in the lead, but it is the performances from Rory Cochrane, Matthew McConaughey, Milla Jovovich, Adam Goldberg, and Nicky Katt that make the movie special. Yet another Ben Affleck supporting role adds to this movie. While I still hope that director Richard Linklater will make a follow up film showing the same characters 20 years later, we can enjoy McConaughey reprising his role as David Wooderson in the music video for Butch Walker's "Synthesizers".

#8 The Rules of Attraction

There is a dark side to the college life. Roger Avary's adaptation of the Bret Easton Ellis novel THE RULES OF ATTRACTION has darkness in spades. James Van Der Beek completely shattered his DAWSON'S CREEK persona by playing the crude drug dealing college student Sean Bateman (brother to AMERICAN PSYCHO's Patrick Bateman). Throw in some super sexy scenes with Kate Bosworth, Shannyn Sossamon, and Jessica Biel. Round that out with a non-linear narrative that includes the awesome European vacation sequence and you have a movie about college that no parent should ever watch. Everyone else should definitely check it out.

#7 Dead Poets Society

While DEAD POETS SOCIETY may be a bit overrated, it is still a very good movie. Peter Weir's film focuses on a boys school in 1959 and the teacher that changed their outlook on literature and life as they knew it. Robin Williams plays the kind of teacher that every kid wants to have. Someone inspiring, a bit edgy, but also someone who can easily be related to. Julia Roberts played a similar character in the all female equivalent, MONA LISA SMILE. Both are good movies that get the message across that teachers are not just people there to parrot information but can truly teach you something that you will carry with you for the rest of your life.

#6 The Breakfast Club

John Hughes was the master of what high school was all about. There are so many of his movies that could have made this list (SIXTEEN CANDLES, PRETTY IN PINK, WEIRD SCIENCE) but I had to limit my choices. THE BREAKFAST CLUB is a defining movie for a lot of kids. For those who saw it in theaters, it was an absolute masterpiece. Now, you can tell the kids in high school who have seen the movie and who have yet to watch it. There are so many quotable lines that some people can just repeat the movie verbatim. Taking the stereotypical high school types and having them break each other down gave hope for every outcast who wanted to be popular and for every big man/girl on campus who wanted to be more than just a pretty face. To this day, I want to know the end of the joke Judd Nelson is telling before he falls from the ceiling. The perfect high school movie.

#5 Rushmore

"These are O.R. scrubs." "O.R. they?" With that exchange and Bill Murray choking on his water, RUSHMORE cemented Wes Anderson's filmmaking career. BOTTLE ROCKET is the lone Anderson film that does not follow his current visual style, but RUSHMORE was the first. Jason Schwartzman and Bill Murray cometing for Olivia Williams affections heralded one of the best filmmaker-actor relationships of all time. The twisted world of RUSHMORE gave us another glimpse into a private prep school (they sure are good movie settings, aren't they?) and the bizarre mind of Max Fischer. We have all gone to school with variations of Max Fischer. I like to think ELECTION's Tracy Flick is his female counterpart. Both are determined to rule the world by any means necessary. Owen Wilson and Anderson's screenplay is a marvel and I hope they team up again someday.

#4 PCU

I am curious how many of you know this little movie. I discovered it while working at a Blockbuster Video in high school and recommend it to everyone I can. Jeremy Piven (before he had hair or after he started going bald? I can't tell) plays Droz, the old man on campus who must band together with his friends to save their school from political correctness. Think of it as REVENGE OF THE NERDS meets REAL GENIUS, but without the intelligence. David Spade plays his trademark douchebag and Jon Favreau has the hilarious role of the dreadlocked Gutter ("Can you blow me where the Pampers is?"). This was the movie that first introduced me to George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic. Not a bad way to spend a couple of hours, as long you enjoy laughing.

#3 Fast Times At Ridgemont High

Phoebe Cates boobs. Do I really need to explain anything else about this movie? Well, I guess I can share some other details. FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH was AMERICAN PIE before AMERICAN PIE. Crude, vulgar, and hilarious, it showed how high school students really acted and talked. Dealing with masturbation, teen pregnancy, and drugs, FAST TIMES was the template for every high school movie that came after it. Plus, Sean Penn's Jeff Spicoli is one of the characters that will forever be remembered in the annals of movies. Funny, heartfelt, and genuine, FAST TIMES is a great movie about high school.

#2 Ferris Bueller's Day Off

When my family moved to Chicago in the middle of my high school years, I dreamed it would be like living in a John Hughes movie. And if you could be any of the characters from his movies, you would be a liar if you said you didn't want to be Ferris Bueller. The epitome of the anti-popular yet still incredibly popular, Ferris Bueller was my idol for years. Every time I go to Chicago, I look for landmarks from the movie. Matthew Broderick is perfect, Mia Sara is gorgeous, Alan Ruck is hilarious, and Jeffrey Jones is at his evil best. Charlie Sheen's cameo with Jennifer Grey is one of many small moments that make this the best high school movie that barely takes place in a classroom. Bueller? Bueller?

#1 National Lampoon's Animal House

Of course ANIMAL HOUSE is number one. Do you really think we would have half of the movies on this list if it were not for John Belushi and the genius minds of Ivan Reitman, Harold Ramis and John Landis? Unfortunately watered down by mediocre imitators, ANIMAL HOUSE showed the less than glamorous side of fraternity life as well as the competitive nature of fraternity life. I credit ANIMAL HOUSE as not only a precursor for comedies about college but also for movies like THE SOCIAL NETWORK. Keep an eye out for a young Kevin Bacon and Donald Sutherland's ass. While National Lampoon has not had much success in recent years, VAN WILDER is the closest to a worth sequel we will ever get. Plus, it has a Tim Matheson cameo!

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6:49PM on 08/22/2012

A Damn Fine List...

I could think of several more school rated movies that are older and more from the "classic" list. "To Sir With Love" from 1967 starring Sydney Poitier. The classic 1939 "Goodbye Mr. Chips" is a B&W classic school movie that has been remade. "Blackboard Jungle" with Glenn Ford also comes to mind.
Something more hip?! What about "Teachers" with Nick Nolte circa 1984? Not a great movie, but surely as good as some of the ones on the bottom of the list?

I love the list Alex, just wanted
I could think of several more school rated movies that are older and more from the "classic" list. "To Sir With Love" from 1967 starring Sydney Poitier. The classic 1939 "Goodbye Mr. Chips" is a B&W classic school movie that has been remade. "Blackboard Jungle" with Glenn Ford also comes to mind.
Something more hip?! What about "Teachers" with Nick Nolte circa 1984? Not a great movie, but surely as good as some of the ones on the bottom of the list?

I love the list Alex, just wanted to throw a few more out there.
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4:12PM on 08/22/2012
Good picks, I was kinda waiting for Billy Madison though.
Good picks, I was kinda waiting for Billy Madison though.
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3:12PM on 08/22/2012

awesome movie

I saw this movie on theater, and I loved the hell out of this, George Clinton part was the highlight for me and I almost jumped from my seat to dance, although I didn't know them. Awesome movie.
I saw this movie on theater, and I loved the hell out of this, George Clinton part was the highlight for me and I almost jumped from my seat to dance, although I didn't know them. Awesome movie.
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1:10PM on 08/22/2012
I actually saw this in the theater when it came out.
I actually saw this in the theater when it came out.
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12:34PM on 08/22/2012

Ahem....

Accepted should be somewhere on this list. Such a severely overlooked, gem. That is all.
Accepted should be somewhere on this list. Such a severely overlooked, gem. That is all.
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12:02PM on 08/22/2012

great list

i kept saying 'how is this only number whatever' but the list kept getting better. lots of good school movies, well done
i kept saying 'how is this only number whatever' but the list kept getting better. lots of good school movies, well done
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11:58AM on 08/22/2012
No Superbad??
No Revenge of the Nerds??
No Varsity Blues??
No Superbad??
No Revenge of the Nerds??
No Varsity Blues??
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10:04AM on 08/22/2012
Election! That needs to be on this list. I love that movie!
Election! That needs to be on this list. I love that movie!
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8:41AM on 08/22/2012
How is "Superbad" not on the list?
How is "Superbad" not on the list?
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7:55AM on 08/22/2012
Love this movie. This Penis party's got to go, hey hey, ho ho!
Love this movie. This Penis party's got to go, hey hey, ho ho!
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6:45AM on 08/22/2012
" Brian De Palma's film is a stylized masterpiece"
Something the remake has no chance of recapturing
" Brian De Palma's film is a stylized masterpiece"
Something the remake has no chance of recapturing
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3:29AM on 08/22/2012

YES

So underrated. I think I quote this movie more than 15-5 combined!
So underrated. I think I quote this movie more than 15-5 combined!
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2:50AM on 08/22/2012
I've never ever really enjoyed school and I was a horrible fit for the school system; I have plenty of sour (some actually really bad) memories from school and when I dropped out everything did seem kind of bleak as Singaporean society rides entirely on the school system. Well I'm glad to have recovered enough to look through this list, and these are two films I would include: School of Rock (for its exuberant, self-esteem boosting fun and all that Jack Black represents, and great child
I've never ever really enjoyed school and I was a horrible fit for the school system; I have plenty of sour (some actually really bad) memories from school and when I dropped out everything did seem kind of bleak as Singaporean society rides entirely on the school system. Well I'm glad to have recovered enough to look through this list, and these are two films I would include: School of Rock (for its exuberant, self-esteem boosting fun and all that Jack Black represents, and great child performances) and Easy A (for its clever, biting and fun satire of school rumour-mills and its portrayal of an intelligent, beautiful girl far above her peers who bites off more than she can chew with her seemingly ingenious gambit - and Emma Stone being Emma Stone).
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