The Ten Spot: 10 Movie Chicks That Would Kick My Ass
While imagining getting my ass handed to me by hundreds of ladies for this article I came to the conclusion that it should stick strictly to hand-to-hand combat. Any crazy bitch can shoot me in half (sorry, Selene) or crush me with a walking jitney (up your butt, Ripley). I want fair fights here, just straight-up fisticuffs with some badass females repeatedly busting me in the chops. Superheroes are also out. It's cheating. And for the record, I think I could beat Hit-Girl's ass. Prove me wrong.