It surely wasn't an amazing year for movies but there were still some moments that entertained the shit out of me. From scrumptious asses to furry aliens, here's the highlights for me of the past year in film. Everybody have a great New Year. Hopefully the world doesn't end in the next.
It wasn't one of the more exciting scenes in the film and happened to be a moment we all knew was coming sooner or later but it still sparked a couple goosebumps when Caesar talked his first bit of shit.
By the time we got to this scene it didn't matter how ridiculous the rest of the movie was. Show me the giant safe smash into more shit and I'll forgive the stupid amount of dialogue you gave Tyrese. He's so crazy! Shut up.
A relentless attack on your senses that leaves you gripping your seat and ducking your head. And then the alien shows up. A great scene kicked off by some fantastic acting by the kids. I shot a scene like this once and a bird flew into frame and shat on my ear. It was awesome.
If this film was an hour and a half of this crazy bastard destroying Chicago it would be one of the greatest achievements in film and my inner child would have passed away with delightful orgasmic convulsions. It wasn't. Stupid people talk stupid stuff.
I didn't even come close to laughing this hard during any other film this year. Completely blinded with tears throughout the whole sequence. That's what happens when you mix some shit jokes into your chick flick. Take note.