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04.06.2012by: Jim Law

The Ten Spot: The 10 Worst Drinks in Movie History

I gagged no less than a dozen times while making this list. Some of the clips I had to watch to get pictures are fused into my brain now and I'll never get to live without them. So, if you don't like spoiled food, or the thought of drinking urine, or tasting semen..... you might want to skip this one. And the poop....... so much poop. Let's do this before I lose my shit again.

10. Absinthe - EUROTRIP

For all I know this could be the best tasting drink in the world, I've never tried it. The reason it takes a spot on this list is because (in this film, at least) it makes you make out with your sister. And even though your sister might be smoking hot, you're definitely going to regret this in the morning.

9. Raw Eggs - ROCKY

Just cracking an egg grossing me out once in a while (depending on how hung over I am). Dumping a shitload of them in a glass and pounding them first thing in the morning would surely send me into a rage of vomit. Unless I added vodka.

8. Spoiled Milk - MINORITY REPORT

This is the only thing on the list I've actually tasted. It sucks. It literally changed the way I deal with food for the rest of my life. If anything, ANYTHING, I eat comes within 4 or 5 days of it's expiry date I slam it in the garbage while screaming "Fuck that!". My grocery bill is borderline ridiculous.

7. Sweatsuit Cocktail - JACKASS 3D

Now we start getting into the bodily fluids. It's all downhill from here. Just watching Preston's extract seep out of the hole near his ass made me gag up my nachos in the theater. By the time Steve-O chugs it I was curled up on the floor, hiding from the horror.

6. Bottled Piss - DUMB & DUMBER

I'd be lying if I told you I haven't come close to doing this while recording a JoBlo Movie Podcast. It's one of the many hazards of getting paid to be drunk. If (when) I ever do mistakenly take a swig from the wrong bottle I can guarantee I will have the exact same reaction as Harland here. A facial tick that will probably stay with me for the rest of my life.

5. Brewed Crap - AUSTIN POWERS

I've never had a cup of coffee in my life. Whether or not this scene has something to do with that is unknown. I imagine them tasting quite similar to be honest, and leaving your breath in the exact same state. Yes, this scene has something to do with it.

4. Semen Beer - AMERICAN PIE

Just imagine the way this felt going down. I flipped out last week because one of my buddies dropped a french fry in my beer. Don't know how I would react if he blew a load in it.

3. Phlegm Funnel - HOUSE IV

My wife walked over while I was watching this clip and literally blacked out. If you haven't seen it - that fat little fucker in the picture above has some serious mucus problems. So much so that he needs some sort of suction contraption to relieve himself. Then he gets pissed off at the dude being held down and makes him drink his latest sample. It's mind-blowing how gross it is.

2. Bowl of Puke - BAD TASTE

I'm starting to sweat again. Get a bunch of your buddies together and take turns puking into a bowl. Now hand it off to some creepy old guy and watch him guzzle it like it was soup. This is so sick it makes me want to physically harm somebody. My body literally doesn't know how to deal with shit like this and I immediately want to lash out and hurt things. I don't deal well with vomit.

1. Poop - THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE

As bad as everything else is on this list, is there anything that can top unfiltered shit straight out of the asshole? No. And while sometimes it might be more solid than liquid, I just imagine it being all one mushy smoothie going down. You know, when I imagine my lips being sewn to a rectum.
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2:56AM on 04/06/2012
HaHa
HaHa
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2:57AM on 04/06/2012
I once inadvertently drank sour milk...worst moment of my life.
I once inadvertently drank sour milk...worst moment of my life.
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2:58AM on 04/06/2012
Fuk I forgot about this moment. FOR GOOD REASON. *Gags*
Fuk I forgot about this moment. FOR GOOD REASON. *Gags*
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2:59AM on 04/06/2012
It's a bit nutty.
It's a bit nutty.
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3:00AM on 04/06/2012
LOL one of the funniest moments.
LOL one of the funniest moments.
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3:01AM on 04/06/2012
I felt so dirty after watching this movie. I had to take a shower lol
I felt so dirty after watching this movie. I had to take a shower lol
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5:43AM on 04/06/2012

not so good

there is a reason you're supposed to carmalize sugar into it, it tastes like ass.
there is a reason you're supposed to carmalize sugar into it, it tastes like ass.
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5:49AM on 04/06/2012

aww man

Really? Not even an honorable mention for the "Left Over BLender Drink" from End of Days? Boo :P
Really? Not even an honorable mention for the "Left Over BLender Drink" from End of Days? Boo :P
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7:41AM on 04/06/2012
Tic tac sir?
Tic tac sir?
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11:07AM on 04/06/2012

What about...

Doc Brown's anti-hangover drink from BACK TO THE FUTURE III? That stuff perks you right up!
Doc Brown's anti-hangover drink from BACK TO THE FUTURE III? That stuff perks you right up!
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2:45PM on 04/06/2012
I don't know, I think those 2 girls with the cup might have a slightly different list
I don't know, I think those 2 girls with the cup might have a slightly different list
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3:19PM on 04/06/2012
Didn't the Dr. surgically remove her tongue? Too bad he left her nose. Even without a tongue she pretty much tasted that.
Didn't the Dr. surgically remove her tongue? Too bad he left her nose. Even without a tongue she pretty much tasted that.
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10:34PM on 04/06/2012
After viewing the top 10 list, milk seems like a pretty good choice after all.
After viewing the top 10 list, milk seems like a pretty good choice after all.
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10:35PM on 04/06/2012
If you don't have to drink absinthe, don't.
If you don't have to drink absinthe, don't.
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10:37PM on 04/06/2012
What's worse: this, or when they made Chris Pontius drink fresh horse semen?
What's worse: this, or when they made Chris Pontius drink fresh horse semen?
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10:54PM on 04/06/2012

DEAD FRIEND....

i can't remember the name of the torture porn movie, but there was a scene in the film where the killer puts parts of a girls dead friend into a blender (an eyeball, an ear, part of an intestine, etc.,), stuffs a funnel down her throat and makes her guzzle it down...cant say its better or worse than straight poop, but i don't really know that I'd prefer to drink ground-up body parts either...
i can't remember the name of the torture porn movie, but there was a scene in the film where the killer puts parts of a girls dead friend into a blender (an eyeball, an ear, part of an intestine, etc.,), stuffs a funnel down her throat and makes her guzzle it down...cant say its better or worse than straight poop, but i don't really know that I'd prefer to drink ground-up body parts either...
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10:56PM on 04/06/2012
I'd add Willy Wonka's chocolate milk because you know Augustus Gloop painted his shorts while he was stuck in that goddamn tube...
I'd add Willy Wonka's chocolate milk because you know Augustus Gloop painted his shorts while he was stuck in that goddamn tube...
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3:13AM on 04/07/2012
you a gross nigga, Law
you a gross nigga, Law
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3:45PM on 04/07/2012
dude Law, you forgot the drink Arnold makes in End of Days, he puts a slice of pizza from the floor in a fuckin' BLENDER dammit. Aww man you dropped the ball slightly on that one.
dude Law, you forgot the drink Arnold makes in End of Days, he puts a slice of pizza from the floor in a fuckin' BLENDER dammit. Aww man you dropped the ball slightly on that one.
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3:45PM on 04/07/2012
dude Law, you forgot the drink Arnold makes in End of Days, he puts a slice of pizza from the floor in a fuckin' BLENDER dammit. Aww man you dropped the ball slightly on that one.
dude Law, you forgot the drink Arnold makes in End of Days, he puts a slice of pizza from the floor in a fuckin' BLENDER dammit. Aww man you dropped the ball slightly on that one.
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3:46PM on 04/07/2012
dude Law, you forgot the drink Arnold makes in End of Days, he puts a slice of pizza from the floor in a fuckin' BLENDER dammit. Aww man you dropped the ball slightly on that one.
dude Law, you forgot the drink Arnold makes in End of Days, he puts a slice of pizza from the floor in a fuckin' BLENDER dammit. Aww man you dropped the ball slightly on that one.
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4:58AM on 04/09/2012
You make a House IV reference. That's outstanding. And definitely, the Mr. Grosso scene is legitimately vomit-inducing. A viewer semi-regrets watching it, and the filmmakers regret perhaps making it.
You make a House IV reference. That's outstanding. And definitely, the Mr. Grosso scene is legitimately vomit-inducing. A viewer semi-regrets watching it, and the filmmakers regret perhaps making it.
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