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Oct. 5, 2011by: Jim Law

The 12 Worst Movie Neighbours

I got one of those neighbours that cuts his lawn twice a week. His kid's trampoline hovers over my swimming pool like a bouncy lifeguard chair and I'm pretty sure his oldest son steals beer out of my garage. As far as I know he hasn't killed anybody but I wouldn't put it past him. What kind of man cuts his lawn that much? Psycho. Still, I've got it pretty good when you look at the assholes on this list. Come to think of it, one more beer goes missing and I might become one of the assholes on this list. See how fun that fucking bouncy castle is when it's engulfed in flames, John Deere.
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8:48PM on 10/24/2011
after almost three weeks, WHEN is this going to stop being the top story on your site?
after almost three weeks, WHEN is this going to stop being the top story on your site?
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6:43PM on 10/05/2011

The Bumpuses....

Great Ten Spot!!!! - Gotta give The Bumpuses from A Christmas story some credit, not only did they let their dogs loose on the old man next door every day, but they also ate the Christmas Turkey...
Great Ten Spot!!!! - Gotta give The Bumpuses from A Christmas story some credit, not only did they let their dogs loose on the old man next door every day, but they also ate the Christmas Turkey...
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12:43PM on 10/05/2011
Great list. Little surprised Chris Cooper's character from American Beauty didn't make the list . . .

. . . you know, since he was a prick to begin with, sexually confused, tried to make out with his neighbor, when the neighbor didn't go for it . . . well, you know what happens.
Great list. Little surprised Chris Cooper's character from American Beauty didn't make the list . . .

. . . you know, since he was a prick to begin with, sexually confused, tried to make out with his neighbor, when the neighbor didn't go for it . . . well, you know what happens.
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11:19AM on 10/05/2011
Great list. The Klopecs weree tops in my mind. Burn all the corpses you like, but for crying out loud do something about your lawn!

A couple missed ones:

Dennis The Menace: This little punkass unchained latchkey kid spends his formulative years fucking with Mr. Wilson's golden ones. Hey Mitchells! Stop being so self-obsessed with your careers and do some parenting!

Brad Wesley in Road House. Owns the mansion next to Dalton's amazing well furnished rented barn-loft. Buzzes the place in
Great list. The Klopecs weree tops in my mind. Burn all the corpses you like, but for crying out loud do something about your lawn!

A couple missed ones:

Dennis The Menace: This little punkass unchained latchkey kid spends his formulative years fucking with Mr. Wilson's golden ones. Hey Mitchells! Stop being so self-obsessed with your careers and do some parenting!

Brad Wesley in Road House. Owns the mansion next to Dalton's amazing well furnished rented barn-loft. Buzzes the place in his helicopter 'just to piss me off' and its all downhill from there.
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8:51AM on 10/05/2011

Excellent list...

And the #1 "Best Neighbour" goes to...
Danielle in "The Girl Next Door"
I'm sure you all understand why. :)
And the #1 "Best Neighbour" goes to...
Danielle in "The Girl Next Door"
I'm sure you all understand why. :)
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12:33PM on 10/05/2011
The man speaks the truth.
The man speaks the truth.