Top 10 Crazy Evil Bitches
Women scare me in general. Those with their curvy things, sweet smells, and lack of body hair. I do my best to try and stay out of their way until I'm needed. Reaching a bowl on top of the fridge, opening a pickle jar, move some furniture - these are small prices to pay in hope that your girl doesn't turn into one of the monsters below. So read through this list with caution and know that biting your tongue, nodding, and never having sex with more than one of them might be the smartest things you can do while trying to survive a relationship.