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01.27.2010by: JoBlo

Top 10 Funniest Pissing Scenes in Film

On my 22nd birthday I returned home late from the debauchery of downtown Detroit and quickly slipped into a obnoxious coma as I hit my pillow. As the story goes, I then got up in the middle of the night, walked over to my desk, pulled out a drawer, and pissed in it. I can never be sure it really happened, this is just what my mom told me. If there was any film of this I would have put it on the list. There's not, so you get these.

10. Evacuation - AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY

You've got to admire a 40 second piss scene stuck in the middle of a film. I consider this the endurance record to beat when timing my own morning drains. And he never spilled a drop.

9. A Leg Up - Step Brothers

I was going to use the sword fight scene from this movie but couldn't get past the fact that this reminded me of the time this drunk chick came into the men's room at a bar (River Rock in Detroit) and squatted in the middle of the floor to piss in the drain. This was also the night I met my wife. These two facts are unrelated.

8. Pissing Fire - Tommy Boy

I love the randomness of this scene. One second Rob Lowe is feeling up his mom and talking shit about Chris Farley and the next thing you know he's flying through the air with his dick in his hand.

7. Wet Backs - MOVING VIOLATIONS & KINGPIN

MOVING VIOLATIONS gets the slight edge here because they did it first but you can't look past the fact that Randy Quaid is probably taking a dump in KINGPIN. A new meaning to urinal cakes.

6. Piss Warm - DUMB & DUMBER

I love the fact that the cop drinks piss and then let's them go because of it. I want to see somebody try this in New York City (or somewhere else just as scary) and then simply drive off in their giant dog-car.

5. Plastered - SLAP SHOT

This film became a drunken ritual for my friends and I during our boozing years. I've never heard more lines from one movie mistakenly quoted by one group of idiots. I love this scene because of how drunk this dude is. He doesn't even want to play but his asshole coach keeps putting him in the game. One hit into the boards and he pisses all over himself. It's not like he didn't warn us.

4. Mic Check - THE NAKED GUN: FROM THE FILES OF POLICE SQUAD

It seems like a cheap laugh now but I can guarantee you there are less than a handful of movies that have made me laugh this hard in a theater. This scene is no exception either. By the time he farts I was two seconds away from being legally dead.

3. Morning Wood - ME, MYSELF, AND IRENE

Only men can appreciate the humor of this scene, and that's the way I like it. It might have been a lot less funny were it not for the fantastic body language of Jim Carrey. If you don't laugh when he tries to bank it off the picture frame you are a bitter evil son of a bitch. Or a woman.

2. The Bubbles - AMERICAN PIE 2

"How did you get it so warm?" Steve Stifler had a chance to become one of the greatest comedy characters of all time before the travesty that was AMERICAN WEDDING and he had his name shit all over in the 30 direct-to-DVD sequels. He's at his glorious best in this installment though as we watch him soak up the erotic moisture of his first golden shower.

1. Beans Above The Frank - THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY

There are so many things perfect about this scene. The gay look Stiller is giving the doves before they fly off. His face after he hurriedly zips up. That picture above. Nothing, however, makes me laugh harder than Keith David's reaction to the whole ordeal. The guy is just classic from beginning to end. And by the way, how did he get the zipper all the way to the top?

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