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12.20.2004by: Jim Law

Top 10 Hotties of 2004

Despite what you may think, this is not an easy list to get on. While a shiny cleavage and the hint of a thong might get you a few extra looks on the street, you better have something saved up for the talent competition up in this bitch. Enough of me. More of them. Enjoy.

10. Amy Smart

Age: 28 Why Her: For half of THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT she was as cute and cuddly as humanly possible. For the other half she was a beat down druggie whore. She made up for the latter with great cameos in WIN A DATE WITH TAD HAMILTON and STARSKY AND HUTCH as one half of the dynamic cheerleading duo with Carmen Electra. Up Next: BLIND HORIZON with Val Kilmer, Neve Campbell, and Faye Dunaway.

9. Mya

Age: 25 Why Her: Talk about being type-cast. This sultry singer can't seem to find a role that doesn't involve her.... singing. She helped horny people get it on while on the dance floor in DIRTY DANCING: HAVANA NIGHTS and gave J. Lo's booty a run for it's money in SHALL WE DANCE. Up Next: Whenever Wes Craven's werewolf movie CURSED comes out, she'll be in it. Probably singing.

8. Josie Maran

Age: 26 Why Her: Something tells me these minor roles are going to become major real soon. She's pretty much one of the hottest vampires ever in VAN HELSING (for which her spread in Maxim Magazine single handedly made me see the movie), and popped up during LITTLE BLACK BOOK and THE AVIATOR. Up Next: Not much but as long as I can still find pictures like these on the internet, she just might make next year's list too.

7. Rebecca Romijn-Stamos

Age: 32 Why Her: She did her best to heal Frank Castle's broken heart in THE PUNISHER by cooking him dinner, dealt with one of the biggest assholes in paparazzi history, and let Bobby De Niro clone her dead son in GODSEND. It was the thought that counted. Up Next: THE ALIBI with Selma Blair, Steve Coogan, and the always awesome Sam Elliot.

6. Jessica Biel

Age: 22 Why Her: She just teased us with a minor role in CELLULAR but made up for it with complete and utter ass kicking in BLADE: TRINITY. Up Next: STEALTH, with Josh Lucas and Golden Globe wonder boy Jamie Foxx.

5. Diane Kruger

Age: 28 Why Her: She ruled the box office twice by starting a war in TROY and fawning over Nicholas Cage's brilliance in NATIONAL TREASURE and still had enough time to show up and confuse me in WICKER PARK. Up Next: COPYING BEETHOVEN with Ed Harris.

4. Natalie Portman

Age: 23 Why Her: After helping Zach Braff become a legitimate film maker in GARDEN STATE she took on some Hollywood heavies in CLOSER. She would have been higher had she left the nude scene in. Quit complaining, that's how the shit works. Up Next: Giving birth to the most famous twins in cinematic history and then most likely getting murdered in STAR WARS: EPISODE III - REVENGE OF THE SITH.

3. Kate Beckinsale

Age: 31 Why Her: She lit up the screen while helping VAN HELSING battle vampires and werewolves, then helped Leo get it up in THE AVIATOR. Up Next: Hopefully it's more skin tight leather and CGI in UNDERWORLD 2.

2. Kirsten Dunst

Age: 22 Why Her: Appeared in two of AFI's Top 10 of 2004 with the great ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND and the decent SPIDER-MAN 2 and then went on to double fault with WIMBLEDON. Up Next: Cameron Crowe's ELIZABETHTOWN opposite Orlando Bloom.

1. Angelina Jolie

Age: 29 Why Her: Cooked up some scares in TAKING LIVES, voiced a sexy fish with huge lips in SHARK TALE, walked around in front of a green screen for SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW, and didn't age one bit while playing Collin Farrell's mom in ALEXANDER. All this and she still had time to brush shoulders with our very own JoBlo. Up Next: A definite love-hate relationship with Brad Pitt in MR. AND MRS. SMITH.

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