Top 10 Biggest Dicks in Movie History (NSFW Video Edition)
There are some movies that can get by with some T&A while others can have some explosion and massive spectacles of special effects. There are even movies that can showcase a cute kid or a dog and that wins over audiences. But, everyone loves a good dick. If you truly want your movie to succeed, give your audience a nice big dick on screen. Often, these dicks become more popular than the actors behind them, but they will forever be immortal on screen for being some of the meanest, worst people you could ever imagine. Yeah, that kind of dick. What did you think I was talking about? Oh, you have problems. In any case, if your favorite movie dick didn't make the list, feel free to add it to the talk back below.
A complete and total psychopath (and also the head of a criminal organization), Harry is a major dick. While he does not stand for his subordinates defying his orders, he proceeds to insult his wife when he is pissed off in such a hilariously cruel way you will kind of feel bad for laughing.
If you have an older brother or if you are an older brother, chances are you can understand the relationship between Kevin McAllister and his dickhead sibling Buzz. He won't let his little bro sleep in his room, share his things, or play with his pet spider. Plus, he steals his pizza and fake pukes in his face. What a dick.
I could have easily gone with Johnny Lawrence for this spot, but he has a change of heart by the end of the film. Sensei Kreese of the Cobra Kai shows no mercy. Whether it be beating the ass of a teenager or trying to take out an old Okinawan man, Kreese is the epitome of a smarmy dick.
If you have worked in an office, Bill Lumbergh holds a special place in your memory because almost every workspace has a guy like him. The shitty glasses, the monotone voice, and the lack of any care or empathy for his employees or coworkers. Lumbergh is a stereotype that unfortunately is real all too often. Gary Cole does a frighteningly good job of showing us how much of a dick this guy can be.
He is short, has slicked back hair, and a Napoleon complex. Yeah, Percy Wetmore is a dick of the highest order. He goes so far to prove himself worthy in a job his daddy helped get him that he is willing to torture a man being executed. When it goes wrong and the man dies a horrible death, vengeance comes back to Percy. But, even is a vegetable, this man is still a dick.
The suits, the holier than thou attitude, the threat of physical violence, and my god the dancing. Everything about Mr Vernon evokes the worst teacher you had during your school years. Once he offers the "mess with the bull" comment, you know this man is a dick who will never be respected.
If you haven't seen the brilliant IN THE LOOP, stop reading this and go see it now. Filmed in a verite style like THE OFFICE, IN THE LOOP is a political satire from the man who would go on to create the HBO series VEEP. The biggest reason to see this movie is Peter Capaldi as Malcolm Tucker, the foulest and most profane person you will ever see on screen. There are few actors who could swear as brilliantly as Capaldi does in this movie and yet you cannot wait to see every scene he appears in.
Along the same lines as Buzz from HOME ALONE, here is another dick older brother from the warped mind of John Hughes. Chet thinks he is a tenured Army soldier who has every right to belittle and humiliate his younger brother Wyatt. But, the magical tits of Kelly LeBrock puts him in his place. Seriously, you will want to punch this dick in the dick.
In every era, The Tannen family is populated by dicks. Be it 1985, 1885, or in the future, Biff and his ancestors are complete and utter dicks who are somehow cosmically linked to torture the McFly clan. Whether they are messing up insults or getting manure dumped on them, Biff and the Tannens are villainous dicks you will beg to get what they have coming to them.
It may be the 30th anniversary of GHOSTBUSTERS, but that is not why Walter Peck gets the top spot here. Peck, as played by perennial dick actor William Atherton, single-handedly unleashes Hell on New York City simply because he has no dick. His need to disprove Peter Venkman and the Ghostbusters is done maliciously and....my god, this guy is just the biggest dick in movie history.