Top 10 Worst Movie Weapons
I found that picture above just as my buzz was kicking in and have been laughing for seven hours straight. This was after spending half the night trying to come up with a Best Weapons Ten Spot. Realizing everyone who has ever started their own website has done such a list and they basically all contain the same weapons from the same movies, I decided to ditch the idea and started drinking heavily. My wife walked in on me as I was puking all over my Godzilla action figure while shouting obscenities. I explained the situation and she simply suggested I do the opposite, a Worst Weapons Ten Spot, and then packed a bag and left with the kids. She'll be back, I have all her underwear.