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Lohan in...Machete?

Aug. 3, 2009by:

Lindsay's cute with glasses

I can understand that when you're a once-promising actress who's been -a bit deservedly- dragged in the mud by every gossip outlet on the planet AND you snubbed a part in THE HANGOVER which grossed over $250M domestic, you'd want to hang around DeNiro in a Rodriguez film to wash the last few years off your hair.

Truth be told, only Lindsay herself confirmed anything official about taking part in Rob Rod's MACHETE, which I learned from our buddy The Arrow when "inexplicably" finding himself on her Twitter page. Although Rodriguez DID tell MTV recently he'd have a part for her if she wanted it. If Rob says she'd be great for it, I trust Rob. Besides, she does have nice...attributes, and everybody loves a comeback-kid, right?

So according to Lindsay Lohan's huge fan The Arrow, the redhead Tweeted over the weekend with a cryptic message about an official deal, and linked the MACHETE page on IMDb.  Honestly, I got nothing against the gal, but still... Jaime King's too busy? How bout Rachelle Lefevre, I hear she's looking for a job these days...

Extra Tidbit: In his defense, Arrow says he was probably drunkreading. You're forgiven bro.

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11:52PM on 08/02/2009

I was on her Twitter too

The news was reported yesterday afternoon with a link to her Twitter. That's how I found that and began to read some of the older posts. She's much more interesting than I thought. I can't oppose to this idea yet because she might blow us away.
The news was reported yesterday afternoon with a link to her Twitter. That's how I found that and began to read some of the older posts. She's much more interesting than I thought. I can't oppose to this idea yet because she might blow us away.
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12:17AM on 08/03/2009
Well, if they get Steven Seagal in this, why not Lindsay? Still, it bothers me that she's standing sideways and I can still count all her ribs. Seriously needs to beef up fast, cuz she doesn't look like a comeback kid.
Well, if they get Steven Seagal in this, why not Lindsay? Still, it bothers me that she's standing sideways and I can still count all her ribs. Seriously needs to beef up fast, cuz she doesn't look like a comeback kid.
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1:13AM on 08/03/2009
Just let her fade away. I never liked her.
Just let her fade away. I never liked her.
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1:54AM on 08/03/2009

Sheeeeeeeit

Unless she is naked in the movie I don't care.
Unless she is naked in the movie I don't care.
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12:50PM on 08/03/2009
Also, she needs to gain weight and remain a red head.
Also, she needs to gain weight and remain a red head.
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2:04AM on 08/03/2009
Hey, you know what, if Rodriguez thinks she's right for the part then power to him.
Hey, you know what, if Rodriguez thinks she's right for the part then power to him.
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3:21AM on 08/03/2009

Jeez...

C'mon, guys, don't hate. Worse thing that happens is that it's okay...but what if it rocks?
C'mon, guys, don't hate. Worse thing that happens is that it's okay...but what if it rocks?
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3:25AM on 08/03/2009
I'd love to see a Lohan comeback, i really loved her in mean girls, but seriously, she does not look very well at all in that pic.
I'd love to see a Lohan comeback, i really loved her in mean girls, but seriously, she does not look very well at all in that pic.
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4:31AM on 08/03/2009

You bet I'm a fan!

I am a huge fan Tony! You see that bod??? Damn! I'm so there! Now all I need is to grow tits to get her attention ; )
I am a huge fan Tony! You see that bod??? Damn! I'm so there! Now all I need is to grow tits to get her attention ; )
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7:23AM on 08/03/2009
Arrow with Boobs...I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks!
Arrow with Boobs...I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks!
7:41AM on 08/03/2009
If she eats a few burgers ;) and puts on a little weight, then great. I want to see her in Machete. Naked.
If she eats a few burgers ;) and puts on a little weight, then great. I want to see her in Machete. Naked.
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10:02AM on 08/03/2009
Love the Rod and the Lindz...let's hope she ditches the skeletal lesbian and, as Captain Thorpe said, eats a few Big Macs. Please let this be true.
Love the Rod and the Lindz...let's hope she ditches the skeletal lesbian and, as Captain Thorpe said, eats a few Big Macs. Please let this be true.
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10:29AM on 08/03/2009
God she looks fucking awful in that pic..
God she looks fucking awful in that pic..
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10:42AM on 08/03/2009
I think it's appropriate in a sense for her. As long as she's playing some sort of slutty hoebag. I'm all for giving people a second chance but I'm with bodyguard, I wouldn't be upset if she faded away.
I think it's appropriate in a sense for her. As long as she's playing some sort of slutty hoebag. I'm all for giving people a second chance but I'm with bodyguard, I wouldn't be upset if she faded away.
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6:36PM on 08/03/2009
I'm glad someone else agrees
I'm glad someone else agrees
11:19AM on 08/03/2009

Hmmm

I'd break a 5 for that!
I'd break a 5 for that!
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1:34PM on 08/03/2009
She probably got the part the old fashioned way: F-----g the director
She probably got the part the old fashioned way: F-----g the director
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5:04PM on 08/03/2009
Poor LL, she's getting ragged on big time, but she did it to herself. She's gonna have to start at the bottom (of some director) and work her way back up again.
Poor LL, she's getting ragged on big time, but she did it to herself. She's gonna have to start at the bottom (of some director) and work her way back up again.
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