Lost co-creator and Prometheus writer Damon Lindelof writes a gooey love letter to Raiders of the Lost Ark
When it comes to practically perfect, classic films that helped solidify our love for the medium as something a little more than disposable entertainment, RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK sits atop most of our collective lists - a rousing adventure film that helped define the tastes of an entire generation of movie geeks.
One of those geeks, co-creator of "Lost" and PROMETHEUS screenwriter Damon Lindelof, decided he would like to share his feelings for this perfect film the way so many smitten men do with the objects of their affection - through a love letter. Here's an excerpt:
Dear Raiders of the Lost Ark,
You are awesome. God, you are awesome.
I have seen you, in your entirety, more than one hundred times. I know there are folks out there that have seen you more than that, but they dont know you like I do.
I really know you. I know what music you listen to and where your scars are. I know that you like to be kissed where it doesnt hurt. And Im sorry if that seems a little creepy, but hey, youre into snakes and melt peoples faces off, so were speaking the same language, are we not?
So what, exactly, is it that I love most about you, Raiders of the Lost Ark? Man I dont even know where to start. But lets get past the obvious stuff that all your other admirers seem so dazzled by (the whip!!!) and talk about what truly makes you unique.
I could go on for pages about just the little things. Like the sound you make when Indy punches someone in the face. Or that Marions superpower is drinking. And dont even get me started on the coat hanger. Where did that Nazi even get that thing? Did he special-order it? I need somezing that vill terrify people when I take it out, but then give them a false zense of relief when I reveal it is simply somezing on vich to hang my coat. Seriously. The best. But I know youve probably heard it all before and therefore, Ill stick to the big stuff. First and foremost
I love you because Indiana Jones is a nerd. Granted, a highly capable nerd who knows how to ride horses and fight real good, but still, at his core, Indy is an academic whos motivated purely by his desire to find and retrieve really cool stuff so he can put it in a museum where other nerds can appreciate it. Also, he wears glasses and gets nervous when hot female students write the words Love You on their eyelids. Do you have any idea how much commitment is involved in writing Love You on your eyelids? Its really hard! Not that Ive ever done it.
Because I havent.
And while were on the subject of Dr. Jones, heres another thing I love about him. Hes actually scared of stuff. This doesnt seem like something that should be celebrated, but its actually quite rare for the hero of a movie to be scared of anything. Do you know what Green Lantern is afraid of? Fear. He is afraid of being afraid. Does that even make sense? Heres what makes sense to be afraid of Hissing Cobras and Gigantic Bald Nazis with mustaches trying to kill you. And it was perfectly OK for me to be scared of them because Indy was too.
You can read the rest of the Lindelof's love letter to RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK over at LA Times' Hero Complex RIGHT HERE.
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|Source:||Los Angeles Times|