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12.11.2008

I've gotta be honest, I have never seen so much as a trailer for one of Tyler Perry's movies so I'm probably as qualified to talk about him as a chimp fingering his own ass, but this thing sounds like such a steaming pile it's insane. Here is the synopsis for MADEA GOES TO JAIL:

After a high-speed freeway chase puts Madea (Tyler Perry) in front of the judge, her reprieve is short-lived as anger management issues get the best of her and land her in jail. A gleeful Joe (Tyler Perry) couldn't be happier at Madea's misfortune. But Madea's eccentric family members the Browns (David and Tamala Mann) rally behind her, lending their special "country" brand of support.

Meanwhile, Assistant District Attorney Joshua Hardaway (Derek Luke) is on the fast track to career success. But Hardaway lands a case too personal to handle - defending young prostitute and former drug addict Candace Washington (Keisha Knight Pulliam) - and asks his fiancée and fellow ADA Linda Holmes (Ion Overman) to fill in on his behalf. When Candace ends up in jail, Madea befriends the young woman, protecting her in a "motherly" way as only Madea can.


On the bad side: everything above. On the plus side: Vanessa Ferlito is in it. Well played, Perry. Well played indeed. Why don't you just take a huge dump and then tell me earlier in the day you swallowed an emerald.
Extra Tidbit: All that said, really sweet poster though. Although, reading that synopsis it kinda sounds like a screwball comedy whereas the poster looks like something serious. What's the deal, Perry?
Source: Blackvoices

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3:34PM on 12/12/2008
Yeah I agree that Tyler Perry sucks ass but lets move onto the more important aspect of this article....people actually think Vanessa Ferlito is hott???? She is hideous!!!
Yeah I agree that Tyler Perry sucks ass but lets move onto the more important aspect of this article....people actually think Vanessa Ferlito is hott???? She is hideous!!!
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12:28AM on 12/12/2008

Hilarious

Haha, look how dramatic it is!! It's a guy dressed up like a woman for Christ's sake!! HAHA! And people leave their homes and pay money to see this shit!! What the fuck???!!! hahaha
Haha, look how dramatic it is!! It's a guy dressed up like a woman for Christ's sake!! HAHA! And people leave their homes and pay money to see this shit!! What the fuck???!!! hahaha
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9:41PM on 12/11/2008

POSTERS

I've never seen a Tyler Perry movie but the posters for them are consistently some of the most creatively inspired to come out of Hollywood...so I applaud him for that (assuming of course he has a say in their design which I suspect he does).
I've never seen a Tyler Perry movie but the posters for them are consistently some of the most creatively inspired to come out of Hollywood...so I applaud him for that (assuming of course he has a say in their design which I suspect he does).
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9:15PM on 12/11/2008

studboi69

"Why does everyone think I'm racist? I just suggested that only people of a particular color of skin would enjoy this film, and am asserting that their taste in cinema is deplorable, because of their race. How on earth does that make me a racist?"

It make you racist because it was a very racist statement, studboi69.

And by the way, one time I was hanging out with this wicked indie-minded chick (THINGS SHE HAD: extremely pale white skin, multiple piercings, black eye shadow, Bill Hicks
"Why does everyone think I'm racist? I just suggested that only people of a particular color of skin would enjoy this film, and am asserting that their taste in cinema is deplorable, because of their race. How on earth does that make me a racist?"

It make you racist because it was a very racist statement, studboi69.

And by the way, one time I was hanging out with this wicked indie-minded chick (THINGS SHE HAD: extremely pale white skin, multiple piercings, black eye shadow, Bill Hicks albums, Nightmare Before Christmas and the Juno soundtrack, and A Perfect Circle DVDs, just to name a few of the cliches she exhibited) and we drove by the theater and she saw that a Tyler Perry movie was playing and she started freaking out saying "Oh my god we gotta see that!" and I was like "Not on my life!" and she was like "His movies are SOOOOO good! They always make me cry!"

So there goes your "Tyler Perry's films are enjoyed only by blacks" opinion, you racist douche.
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8:09PM on 12/11/2008
Some of his movies are pretty funny. Some are pretty "heartwarming." If you don't like 'em, no need to bag on them. Just say "this isn't my thing."
Some of his movies are pretty funny. Some are pretty "heartwarming." If you don't like 'em, no need to bag on them. Just say "this isn't my thing."
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7:13PM on 12/11/2008

For all you politically-correct doucebags

"Let the black people have their fun" How in the fuck is my comment remotely racist??? I don't fucking get it!!! Perhaps when I mention the word "black," everyone gets their PC panties in a bunch and calling me racist. This is exactly what's wrong with society, everybody's just scrutinizing the most innocent of words, and crying a hissy fit over it.

I'm just saying that these movies are tailored to a certain audience, nothing racist about that. IMO, a great movie should be accessible for
"Let the black people have their fun" How in the fuck is my comment remotely racist??? I don't fucking get it!!! Perhaps when I mention the word "black," everyone gets their PC panties in a bunch and calling me racist. This is exactly what's wrong with society, everybody's just scrutinizing the most innocent of words, and crying a hissy fit over it.

I'm just saying that these movies are tailored to a certain audience, nothing racist about that. IMO, a great movie should be accessible for all types of audiences, not just for some ethnicity. But anyways, enough arguing, I have to go to my weekly KKK gathering where we plan and scheme to wipe out all of them n-words in the world.
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6:50PM on 12/11/2008
I'm black and I think Tyler Perry sucks.

And hey studioboi69? Fuck you with a fist in your ass you racist bitch.
I'm black and I think Tyler Perry sucks.

And hey studioboi69? Fuck you with a fist in your ass you racist bitch.
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5:09PM on 12/11/2008
yep, nothing racist about, Tyler Perry just makes bad movies, next i think is Madea Goes to Camp, but we could get Madea Goes to the Army, or Madea Saves Christmas.
yep, nothing racist about, Tyler Perry just makes bad movies, next i think is Madea Goes to Camp, but we could get Madea Goes to the Army, or Madea Saves Christmas.
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5:04PM on 12/11/2008

If only...

Jim Varney was alive we could have quite a picture. Ernest and Madea Go To Jail!
Jim Varney was alive we could have quite a picture. Ernest and Madea Go To Jail!
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4:34PM on 12/11/2008
WOW! The dislike for Perry's work is not racism it's just that his films suck. The guy just creates the same crap over and over. Maybe if he put some originality in his films more people would like them. Although, I must give him props for making money from the garbage that he creates. He's definitely a bright guy who might just surprise us one day with something half decent.

Uwe Boll in my opinion is worse than Perry by a mile. Boll might just be the antichrist?
WOW! The dislike for Perry's work is not racism it's just that his films suck. The guy just creates the same crap over and over. Maybe if he put some originality in his films more people would like them. Although, I must give him props for making money from the garbage that he creates. He's definitely a bright guy who might just surprise us one day with something half decent.

Uwe Boll in my opinion is worse than Perry by a mile. Boll might just be the antichrist?
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4:09PM on 12/11/2008

Another CROW sequel??

Sorry the poster confused me.
Does anybody non black thinks this guy is funny? His show House of Payne is the most unfunniest show on the tube. Although I do laugh when the laughtrack machine screws up in some scenes.
Sorry the poster confused me.
Does anybody non black thinks this guy is funny? His show House of Payne is the most unfunniest show on the tube. Although I do laugh when the laughtrack machine screws up in some scenes.
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4:07PM on 12/11/2008

Another CROW sequel??

Sorry the poster confused me.
Does anybody non black thinks this guy is funny? His show House of Payne is the most unfunniest show on the tube. Although I do laugh when the laughtrack machine screws up in some scenes.
Sorry the poster confused me.
Does anybody non black thinks this guy is funny? His show House of Payne is the most unfunniest show on the tube. Although I do laugh when the laughtrack machine screws up in some scenes.
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3:51PM on 12/11/2008
BTW Uwe Boll is the single most repulsive filmmaker working today. I have actually sat down and watched three of his movies and they all sucked. I think the reason he sucks worse than Perry is that Boll takes a story that could be cool if someone else was directing and turns it into annoying crap. So instead of getting a badass Farcry or Alone in the Dark movie we have to settle for his turds.
BTW Uwe Boll is the single most repulsive filmmaker working today. I have actually sat down and watched three of his movies and they all sucked. I think the reason he sucks worse than Perry is that Boll takes a story that could be cool if someone else was directing and turns it into annoying crap. So instead of getting a badass Farcry or Alone in the Dark movie we have to settle for his turds.
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3:48PM on 12/11/2008
Its not that we are racist, well maybe some of them are, its that we don't like crappy movies. So far everything Perry has made has been crap. I'm tired of people throwing the word racist around. If a director wants to be taken seriously then how about make a movie thats different than all of your other films. Whats next, Madea goes to Mars?
Its not that we are racist, well maybe some of them are, its that we don't like crappy movies. So far everything Perry has made has been crap. I'm tired of people throwing the word racist around. If a director wants to be taken seriously then how about make a movie thats different than all of your other films. Whats next, Madea goes to Mars?
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3:30PM on 12/11/2008

Why..

when the "black" movies get posted on here, it brings out the racist pricks? I mean really, if you dont like his work, then bypass this post and go comment on something else. The community on Joblo is getting worst than most gaming forums and i thought that was the lowest you could get. Ah well, people like StudioBoi69 shows its possible. I enjoy some of his movies but not all. Ill wait for DVD on this one.
when the "black" movies get posted on here, it brings out the racist pricks? I mean really, if you dont like his work, then bypass this post and go comment on something else. The community on Joblo is getting worst than most gaming forums and i thought that was the lowest you could get. Ah well, people like StudioBoi69 shows its possible. I enjoy some of his movies but not all. Ill wait for DVD on this one.
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3:23PM on 12/11/2008

studioboi69

"let them black people have their fun"? Really though? Everyone sees these movies. There is no way his movies could open at a top 3 spot counting on people who only make up 12% of the population. I'm not mad...but that was just ignorant
"let them black people have their fun"? Really though? Everyone sees these movies. There is no way his movies could open at a top 3 spot counting on people who only make up 12% of the population. I'm not mad...but that was just ignorant
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3:21PM on 12/11/2008

eh i dont h8 tyler parrey!

let the man get money and make movies for the people that love his style and brand! oh and by the way studboi69 i see some one had their racest vitamins 2day!
let the man get money and make movies for the people that love his style and brand! oh and by the way studboi69 i see some one had their racest vitamins 2day!
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3:08PM on 12/11/2008

Just Bad......

The dude produces shit movies that make crazy money. I give him high marks for success but low marks for creating crap that is totally unwatchable.

Who's worse, Perry or Uwe Boll?
The dude produces shit movies that make crazy money. I give him high marks for success but low marks for creating crap that is totally unwatchable.

Who's worse, Perry or Uwe Boll?
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2:57PM on 12/11/2008
Oh well, let them black people have their fun. I couldn't give two shits about those movies.
Oh well, let them black people have their fun. I couldn't give two shits about those movies.
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2:29PM on 12/11/2008
Tyler Perry is an awful writer and all of his movies thus far are horrible (well, I haven't seen all of them)... but consistently the posters are gorgeous and incredibly designed. I don't get it.
Tyler Perry is an awful writer and all of his movies thus far are horrible (well, I haven't seen all of them)... but consistently the posters are gorgeous and incredibly designed. I don't get it.
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1:43PM on 12/11/2008
well said greydaddy721, he pretty much got everything i was gonna say. i'm not a fan, Perry will have fun raking in piles of money from his latest piece of crap film.
well said greydaddy721, he pretty much got everything i was gonna say. i'm not a fan, Perry will have fun raking in piles of money from his latest piece of crap film.
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1:37PM on 12/11/2008
Fu*k Tyler Perry all his shits annoying.
Fu*k Tyler Perry all his shits annoying.
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