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Nov. 11, 2007by:
Is the trailer for MAJOR MOVIE STAR the worst of the year? It just may be. If youre going to feature Jessica Simpson in a trailer, let alone a movie, at least show us some side or reverse cleavage! Something to numb the pain of that insipid voice over, who by the way, isnt even Don Lafontaine, the real voice over guy. I really dont want to hate on Jessica too much because I have a crush on her father and everything, but still sweetie, isnt it time you get your career in check and stick to something you do well, like making music? Butwait, why are you famous again? Oh yeah, your incredibly gorgeous father, Joe. You can check out the trailer HERE.
Extra Tidbit: Time for a Joblo.com Gossip Break: Apparently Simpson is getting hot and heavy with our boy Owen WIlson.
Source: Millenium Films

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1:25AM on 11/13/2007

ha ha ha

i just wet myself laughing !! its private benjamin with bigger titties !! ah hollywood, is there no level to which you will stoop?
i just wet myself laughing !! its private benjamin with bigger titties !! ah hollywood, is there no level to which you will stoop?
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1:04PM on 11/12/2007

yes THE WORST

Was that trailer a joke? If so, I'm not laughing.

IF that was a comedy, again, I'm not laughing!
Was that trailer a joke? If so, I'm not laughing.

IF that was a comedy, again, I'm not laughing!
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1:01PM on 11/12/2007

Not the worst

This is bad, but it's not the worst. That would be the trailer for Repo the Genetic Musical. That one makes the eyes bleed.

And by the way, La Fontaine is one of about 5 major movie trailer voice people. He's just the most famous of them.
This is bad, but it's not the worst. That would be the trailer for Repo the Genetic Musical. That one makes the eyes bleed.

And by the way, La Fontaine is one of about 5 major movie trailer voice people. He's just the most famous of them.
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10:10AM on 11/12/2007

OOOOohhhh...

...Hawn's 'Private Benjamin' meets Shore's 'In The Army Now', with a dash of Wayan's 'Major Payne'. Box office gold? I think not. Trailer's definately cringe worthy.
...Hawn's 'Private Benjamin' meets Shore's 'In The Army Now', with a dash of Wayan's 'Major Payne'. Box office gold? I think not. Trailer's definately cringe worthy.
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6:58AM on 11/12/2007

PS

Hartman is right. The Bratz trailer is worse. Sweet Jesus, I'd repressed that fucker...
Hartman is right. The Bratz trailer is worse. Sweet Jesus, I'd repressed that fucker...
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6:56AM on 11/12/2007

WOW

Just when you think it can't get any worse...


STEEEEEVE GUTTENBERGGGG!!!!
Just when you think it can't get any worse...


STEEEEEVE GUTTENBERGGGG!!!!
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6:56AM on 11/12/2007

I'm torn...

On one hand, it has Steve Guttenberg, so it must automatically be awesome.

On the other hand, there's all the cancer it gave me.
On one hand, it has Steve Guttenberg, so it must automatically be awesome.

On the other hand, there's all the cancer it gave me.
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1:52AM on 11/12/2007

Sweet Jesus!

That is, without a doubt, THE WORST TRAILER I have ever seen... Like... EVER.

The only upside was seeing "The Gutt" on screen again. But, mother of god! Awful!

It's odd that Millenium would release that tripe when they're trying to make a name for themselves in mainstream high class filmmaking - somehow, it seems like they are setting themselves up to be the new Franchise Pictures... remember them? Look 'em up. They made big expensive vanity deals with actors and directors and then put
That is, without a doubt, THE WORST TRAILER I have ever seen... Like... EVER.

The only upside was seeing "The Gutt" on screen again. But, mother of god! Awful!

It's odd that Millenium would release that tripe when they're trying to make a name for themselves in mainstream high class filmmaking - somehow, it seems like they are setting themselves up to be the new Franchise Pictures... remember them? Look 'em up. They made big expensive vanity deals with actors and directors and then put out whatever crap came in. Eventually, I think it bankrupted the company.

Jury's still out on the DeNiro/Pacino thing, but if this trailer (and movie) is the type of thing they're willing to screen, we're in trouble... and so are they.
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1:05AM on 11/12/2007

What. The. Fuck. DID I JUST WATCH?!

That was amazingly bad. I have seen fake trailers on YouTube that were way better. That looks so bad that my mind is having difficulty comprehending how a studio could actually release it...
That was amazingly bad. I have seen fake trailers on YouTube that were way better. That looks so bad that my mind is having difficulty comprehending how a studio could actually release it...
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11:33PM on 11/11/2007

You think this hurts?

Watch the Bratz trailer...just do it...I was forced to see it in Movie Gallery the other day and man...oh man....the dreams I have are not kind.
Watch the Bratz trailer...just do it...I was forced to see it in Movie Gallery the other day and man...oh man....the dreams I have are not kind.
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11:27PM on 11/11/2007
My eyes! My eyes!!

The goggles! They do nothing!
My eyes! My eyes!!

The goggles! They do nothing!
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11:14PM on 11/11/2007
I don't really care about this movie or anything, but is that Jessica Simpson in the picture or Brittany Spears?
I don't really care about this movie or anything, but is that Jessica Simpson in the picture or Brittany Spears?
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