Matt Bomer joins the rest of the male strippers for Steven Soderbergh’s Magic Mike

There’s nothing more unappealing than a male stripper grinding his thong covered junk in your face. This has never happened to me. That experience is like the equivalent of a phobia, like coulrophobia. It’s not full on Phallophobia since the fear is more specific. For now I’ll call it, thongjunkinyourfaceaphobia. It’s not very creative, I know.

Anyway, WHITE COLLAR’s Matt Bomer has been cast as one of the male strippers in Steven Soderbergh’s MAGIC MIKE. He will be joining Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer and Matthew McConaughey in the film. They are all playing strippers. McConaughey will be an ex-stripper.

MAGIC MIKE has been described as a SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER type of film (with male strippers). The story was inspired by Tatum’s former life as, you guessed, a male stripper. The actor will play the title character, who teaches a young dancer (Pettyfer) in how to hustle on and off the stage.

I’m sorry, but this is hilarious.