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Megan Fox's big day

05.04.2009

Let's say you're a newly minted female superstar of inordinate sexiness who recently spent an unreasonable amount of time sweating profusely and contending with large robotic objects. How do you unwind?

If you're icy-eyed, perky-breasted TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN actress Megan Fox, you get up whenever you damn well please, spend the majority of the day lounging poolside, slurping brews and munching charred animal flesh, and then get dolled up for some nocturnal prowling.

Don't believe me? Esquire has proof. Just because.

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Extra Tidbit: Voyeurism is underrated.
Source: Esquire

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11:46AM on 05/06/2009

You gotta admit

No matter how much you like Megan Fox, it was a really poorly done video.
No matter how much you like Megan Fox, it was a really poorly done video.
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7:00PM on 05/05/2009
What a loser. She gets up and spends all day in her backyard alone? She has no life.
What a loser. She gets up and spends all day in her backyard alone? She has no life.
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11:41AM on 05/05/2009

say what you want

say what you want about ms. fox, truth is, she still has bad breath in the morning like everyone else. But it's that cute girl bad breath.
say what you want about ms. fox, truth is, she still has bad breath in the morning like everyone else. But it's that cute girl bad breath.
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10:46AM on 05/05/2009

ooooohhhhhhhh

Sorry, I just came.... Ummm yeah a lot..
Sorry, I just came.... Ummm yeah a lot..
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9:28AM on 05/05/2009

i'm storing this in my jerk off memory bank

Can't we just enjoy how fucking fine she is without descending into whiny bitchdom about it?
Can't we just enjoy how fucking fine she is without descending into whiny bitchdom about it?
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8:08AM on 05/05/2009

"Shes acting"

Damn just damn. I loved it when she was drinking the beer and eating the burger, I bet she had her personal trainer on standby.

So hot.
Damn just damn. I loved it when she was drinking the beer and eating the burger, I bet she had her personal trainer on standby.

So hot.
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5:46AM on 05/05/2009

Dude...

...get a life.
...get a life.
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5:34AM on 05/05/2009

OH COME ON....

...who the schmidtitidoo cares if she's overrated or couldn't act if her life depended on it? I bet each and every one of you who said that wouldn't hesitate for a fraction of a fraction of a second if all she did was say she wanted you right there, right then! It could be in the middle of a crowd of kids at a Disney On Ice show and you'd still do her just because! She's smokin', accept it. You know what a dream come true is? Megan Fox and Evangeline Lilly as a couple of lesbos. *drooool*
...who the schmidtitidoo cares if she's overrated or couldn't act if her life depended on it? I bet each and every one of you who said that wouldn't hesitate for a fraction of a fraction of a second if all she did was say she wanted you right there, right then! It could be in the middle of a crowd of kids at a Disney On Ice show and you'd still do her just because! She's smokin', accept it. You know what a dream come true is? Megan Fox and Evangeline Lilly as a couple of lesbos. *drooool* Eye-candy? That's what I call eye-candy. *drooooool*
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5:33AM on 05/05/2009

So down.

She's so fuckin' hot. Great vid.
She's so fuckin' hot. Great vid.
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3:08AM on 05/05/2009

14:45 and ticking...

srsly.
srsly.
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2:12AM on 05/05/2009
Holy shit, she's got a rockin' beaver.
Holy shit, she's got a rockin' beaver.
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1:52AM on 05/05/2009
She's def hot, but not number 1.

This video makes heavy set women eat guns.
She's def hot, but not number 1.

This video makes heavy set women eat guns.
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12:21AM on 05/05/2009

lame...

thats pretty vapid. look at me, i'm so hot i sleep in till lunch, drink by myself, look at myself in the mirror a lot, then go out. nepotism, anyone?

i'd still do her, though.

god i'm so predictable.
thats pretty vapid. look at me, i'm so hot i sleep in till lunch, drink by myself, look at myself in the mirror a lot, then go out. nepotism, anyone?

i'd still do her, though.

god i'm so predictable.
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12:06AM on 05/05/2009
I am so sick of how overrated this stupid bitch is. She is good looking yes, but she is completely overrated. There are a billion other women I would get with before her. I hate her and wish she would go away, so sick of her. She is overrated as much as Voyeurism is underrated.
I am so sick of how overrated this stupid bitch is. She is good looking yes, but she is completely overrated. There are a billion other women I would get with before her. I hate her and wish she would go away, so sick of her. She is overrated as much as Voyeurism is underrated.
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11:27PM on 05/04/2009
She does these things alone?! I would like to join her, as those are all things i enjoy doing.
She does these things alone?! I would like to join her, as those are all things i enjoy doing.
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11:02PM on 05/04/2009
..I'll be right back.
..I'll be right back.
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11:00PM on 05/04/2009

Sigh

Ever since her Two and Half Men appearance, Megan has continuously proven to be one of the hottest women on the planet.

Thank You for that. Proof that there is a heaven.
Ever since her Two and Half Men appearance, Megan has continuously proven to be one of the hottest women on the planet.

Thank You for that. Proof that there is a heaven.
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10:59PM on 05/04/2009
Erm, very nice and all, but...huh?
Erm, very nice and all, but...huh?
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10:26PM on 05/04/2009

WTF?

What a waste of time for me to watch, Esquire to do, and you for posting.
What a waste of time for me to watch, Esquire to do, and you for posting.
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10:22PM on 05/04/2009
Nice body.

Love her look.
Nice body.

Love her look.
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