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Modern Family's Sofia Vergara joins the growing cast of Machete Kills

May. 4, 2012by: Alex Maidy

Man, Robert Rodriguez works fast! Just eight hours ago we reported that Demain Bichir and Amber Heard had joined the cast of MACHETE KILLS. Now we have confirmation that uber-MILF Sofia Vergara has joined as well.

Vergara will play Madame Desdemona, whose women have intel Machete needs to stop Mel Gibson's evil plans.

The plot, as earlier reported, follows Ex-federale Machete (Trejo) who is recruited by the U.S. government to stop an arms dealer (Gibson) from launching a deadly missile. Heard will play a manipulative assassin code-named Miss San Antonio.

That brings the cast roster to Michelle Rodriguez, Tom Savini, Jessica Alba, Danny Trejo, Amber Heard, Demian Bichir, Mel Gibson, and possibly Michelle Williams. That is a damn good cast for this movie

I liked the first MACHETE as well as it's inspiration, GRINDHOUSE. These are fun movies that pay homage to a forgotten genre. Hopefully Rodriguez gets this filmed quickly so that we can get MACHETE KILLS AGAIN in the near future.

Extra Tidbit: MACHETE "introduced" Don Johnson. I wonder who gets that honor this time around.
Source: Variety

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2:39AM on 05/06/2012
So we get an upgrade from Lindsay Lohan. Not that that was going to be, yknow, hard.
So we get an upgrade from Lindsay Lohan. Not that that was going to be, yknow, hard.
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3:45AM on 05/05/2012
Wow, there are way too much people signed up for this right now. Rodriguez cant handle such a big cast. I can hardly remember that Don Johnson was in "Machete" or Mickey Rourke in "Once upon a time in Mexico".
Wow, there are way too much people signed up for this right now. Rodriguez cant handle such a big cast. I can hardly remember that Don Johnson was in "Machete" or Mickey Rourke in "Once upon a time in Mexico".
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11:12PM on 05/04/2012

Plot...

So Sofia Vergara was just cast in "Machete Kills". I guess the plot will be her playing an annoying villainess who tries to kill Machete for depriving her of Diet Pepsi. #WhateverLolaWants
So Sofia Vergara was just cast in "Machete Kills". I guess the plot will be her playing an annoying villainess who tries to kill Machete for depriving her of Diet Pepsi. #WhateverLolaWants
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8:46PM on 05/04/2012
I feel like all of Rodriguez's movies could use one more re-write to actually have a strong narrative, with that said this movie should be another good time
I feel like all of Rodriguez's movies could use one more re-write to actually have a strong narrative, with that said this movie should be another good time
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6:43PM on 05/04/2012

Extra Tidbit.

Well probably Gibson...
Well probably Gibson...
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