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06.04.2009

Yesterday my second cousin's mistress was walking through Queens and told me that she saw that "black guy" from that "Tina Fey Show" dressed as a "giant cell phone" while riding a "bicycle" and being "chased" by a "pit bull". I explained to her that his name was Tracy Morgan and that's the kind of stuff he does on his days off. Then my second cousin's dentist's assistant told me that it was actually Morgan filming a scene for Kevin Smith's upcoming A COUPLE OF DICKS. It also stars Bruce Willis, Sean William Scott, Adam Brody and Kevin Pollak and is about two cops who track down a stolen baseball card, rescue a Mexican beauty and deal with gangsters and laundered drug money. I sighed, and went to the water park.

Extra Tidbit: Will this be a return to form for Kevin Smith?
Source: ComingSoon

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1:01AM on 06/05/2009
What do you mean return to form, his last 2 movies were good.
What do you mean return to form, his last 2 movies were good.
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8:32PM on 06/04/2009

Hunglo and Form

Dear Hunglowman, I cannot take you seriously with an immature name as such, and thus, do not care what you think, but you are indeed wrong, Smith is great.

As for the "return to form", did Smith ever leave?
Dear Hunglowman, I cannot take you seriously with an immature name as such, and thus, do not care what you think, but you are indeed wrong, Smith is great.

As for the "return to form", did Smith ever leave?
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5:33PM on 06/04/2009

@Hunglowman

Yep. Nail, meet hammer.
Yep. Nail, meet hammer.
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12:33PM on 06/04/2009
Yeah Zack and Miri was awesome!
Yeah Zack and Miri was awesome!
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10:15AM on 06/04/2009
kevin smith should go on a diet so he is skinny enough for a bullet to pass through while doing maximum organ damage.

Yes... he's that bad
kevin smith should go on a diet so he is skinny enough for a bullet to pass through while doing maximum organ damage.

Yes... he's that bad
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9:43AM on 06/04/2009

Return?

Agreed. Zack & Miri was incredibly funny. Huck It, Chuck It, FOOTBALL! All night!
Agreed. Zack & Miri was incredibly funny. Huck It, Chuck It, FOOTBALL! All night!
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3:36AM on 06/04/2009
Return to form? What do you mean?? Zack & Miri was AMAZING!!!!
Return to form? What do you mean?? Zack & Miri was AMAZING!!!!
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2:24AM on 06/04/2009

YES!

Hell yes it is a return to form for Kev. He loves Bruce Willis and I know he won't want to let him down. First outing without producer Scott Mosier too.
Hell yes it is a return to form for Kev. He loves Bruce Willis and I know he won't want to let him down. First outing without producer Scott Mosier too.
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