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05.06.2013

Movie Jail

This is Movie Jail, a unique maximum security prison that houses some of the worst writers, directors, actors and producers from Hollywood and beyond. Their crimes? The offenses vary from convict to convict but most of these inmates have contributed negatively to the film world to some capacity and his or her misdeeds have covered a long enough period of time that the authorities had to intervene. In each column a defendant is put on trial, arguments are made, and then it is up to YOU, the jury, to decide if the person is guilty or not guilty of crimes against cinema. Their lives are in your hands, dude.

The Defendant

The Case

The Prosecution: Trial and Error, The Astronauts Wife, Reindeer Games, The Legend of Bagger Vance, Sweet November, Aeon Flux, 15 Minutes, Waking Up in Reno, The Burning Plain, Young Adult, Snow White and the Huntsman*

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, it is our opinion that Charlize Theron has avoided Movie Jail thus far because of her stunning looks. Well the prosecution will not be swayed by her gorgeous locks, her bronzed skin, her..um, like I said, her physical traits will not be a factor in this case. Miss Theron garnered the most attention for her film Monster, but the prosecution believes that it was only because one of the fads for actresses at the time was getting fugly in order to get nominated for Oscars. Think Salma Hayek in Frida, Nicole Kidman in The Hours and Hillary Swank in Boy's Don't Cry.

Miss Theron's recent films, Young Adult, Snow White and the Huntsman, and Prometheus were all (for one reason or another) deemed disappointments and at least some of that blame has to fall on the actress. Her last "big" part before those three films was Hancock and that was way back in 2008. The prosecution believes that Miss Theron hasn't produced enough quality of films during this period of time to avoid Movie Jail and recommends a sentence that does not exceed six months.

The Defense: 2 Days in the Valley, The Devil's Advocate, Mighty Joe Young, Celebrity, The Cider House Rules, Men of Honor, The Italian Job, Monster, Hancock, The Road, Prometheus, Snow White and the Huntsman *

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the defense feels the prosecution is being very harsh on Miss Theron. While other actresses spend way too much time and effort appearing in shitty romantic comedies, Miss Theron has been in a wide variety of films. Sure she was in Sweet November back in 2001 but that's ONE film compared to the dozens of craptastic similar films that actresses like Jennifer Lopez, Kate Hudson and Sarah Jessica Parker have built careers on.

The prosecution may crap on her last three films but it could be argued that she was possibly the best parts of all three films and proof that Miss Theron is an incredibly talented actress. The defense wants all charges against Miss Theron dropped immediately and the prosecution forced to watch season three of Arrested Development because clearly he forgot how fantastic she was as Rita.

IN CLOSING...

So what is your opinion on Charlize Theron? Has she skated by on her looks for too long or do you appreciate the fact that she doesn't just appear in romantic comedies? Does she deserve to go to Movie Jail? The decision is up to you: GUILTY or NOT GUILTY?

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*The cases for and against a defendant going to Movie Jail by the author are not necessarily his views and opinions but they are some of the beliefs that one would use to effectively make an argument for both sides. Not quite a devil's advocate but you get the point. Anyways, this is all in fun so don't take it too seriously. We have a separate jail for those people called "Troll Tower" and believe me you do NOT want to go there.

WHAT SAY YOU, GUILTY OR NOT?

LAST WEEK'S VERDICT

After reviewing the evidence from last week, you the jury have found Robin Williams NOT GUILTY of all charges. While it was acknowledged that Mr. Williams has been in some poor films throughout his career, the good ones far outweigh the bad and the actor is never guilty of mailing it in. The vote was overwhelmingly in favor of keeping Mr. Williams out of prison and many of you cited the great work he's done in Good Will Hunting, Death To Smoochy, The Fisher King and Dead Poets Society.  It was also found that the jury has a borderline disturbing infatuation for Mork & Mindy. One of Robin Williams' new films, The Angriest Man in Brooklyn with Peter Dinklage and Mila Kunis, sounds like a better use of his talents and we hope that Mr. Williams' brush with Movie Jail keeps him on the straight and narrow and away from things like Old Dogs and The Big Wedding.

PREVIOUS VERDICTS

GUILTY Adam Sandler, Eddie Murphy, Vince Vaughn, Tim Burton, The Farrelly Brothers, Michael Bay, Jessica Alba, Ice Cube, Gerard Butler, Halle Berry, Marlon Wayans, Julia Roberts, M. Night Shyamalan , Katherine Heigl , Cuba Gooding, Jr. , Tyler Perry , Cameron Diaz

NOT GUILTY Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer, Nic Cage, John Travolta, Oliver Stone, Ben Stiller, Jim Carrey, Wes Craven, Matthew McConaughey, Robert Rodriguez, Kristen Stewart, Roland Emmerich, Kevin Costner, Sandra Bullock, Hilary Swank, Al Pacino, Keanu Reeves, Kevin Smith, Channing Tatum, Jennifer Aniston, Owen Wilson, Anna Faris, Robin Williams

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8:52PM on 05/10/2013

Not Guilty

Guilty of being a smokin' hot blonde.
Guilty of being a smokin' hot blonde.
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10:28PM on 05/08/2013
Not guilty.
Not guilty.
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3:10PM on 05/08/2013

Not Guilty...

...but how did Prometheus and Mighty Joe Young end up on the defense's case list?
...but how did Prometheus and Mighty Joe Young end up on the defense's case list?
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2:38PM on 05/08/2013

NOT GUILTY

This is wrong on so many levels.

Look who has been found "guilty"? They're mostly the stars, directors, or creators of their movies. Theron is usually cast in a supporting role. She's a damn fine actress, period.
This is wrong on so many levels.

Look who has been found "guilty"? They're mostly the stars, directors, or creators of their movies. Theron is usually cast in a supporting role. She's a damn fine actress, period.
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2:35PM on 05/08/2013

Really...

Look at those pictures of her up there. Look at your mate. Now back to her. Now back at your mate. Now... back to her. The woman is smokin hot. Put her in Movie Jail? Where I don't get to see her anymore? Spare me the drama.
Look at those pictures of her up there. Look at your mate. Now back to her. Now back at your mate. Now... back to her. The woman is smokin hot. Put her in Movie Jail? Where I don't get to see her anymore? Spare me the drama.
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10:07AM on 05/08/2013

What?!

This whole column is pretentious and annoying but this is downright stupid. Charlize is one of the best actresses out there.
This whole column is pretentious and annoying but this is downright stupid. Charlize is one of the best actresses out there.
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7:53AM on 05/08/2013

Not Guilty

I love me some Charlize, so NOT GUILTY.
I love me some Charlize, so NOT GUILTY.
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9:15PM on 05/07/2013

i feel like this one is reaching....

NOT GUILTY
NOT GUILTY
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7:52PM on 05/07/2013

Not guilty

I must comment on that last pic though. It looks like someone left the invisible man in her cell room and he is having a good ol time if you know what I mean.
I must comment on that last pic though. It looks like someone left the invisible man in her cell room and he is having a good ol time if you know what I mean.
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5:42PM on 05/07/2013
Nah. She's way too talented. And what actor that has been around for some time not made some stinkers? Even the best have... based solely on her hotness I can't in good conscience say she is guilty. Not guilty.....
Nah. She's way too talented. And what actor that has been around for some time not made some stinkers? Even the best have... based solely on her hotness I can't in good conscience say she is guilty. Not guilty.....
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5:31PM on 05/07/2013

Not Guilty

the movies listed for the prosecution aren't any where near the most damning we've seen, some even good in the popcorn flick sort of way, so no way she should be put there
the movies listed for the prosecution aren't any where near the most damning we've seen, some even good in the popcorn flick sort of way, so no way she should be put there
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4:41PM on 05/07/2013

not guilty

though i wish she were sinning a lot more
though i wish she were sinning a lot more
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2:30PM on 05/07/2013

Not Guilty

Not Guilty. I personally think her quality roles are improving with time. 2011-12 was sort of a career comeback. Plus, come on...has anyone ever been hotter then she was in Devils Advocate? Or simply more beautiful then she was in Cider House Rules?
Not Guilty. I personally think her quality roles are improving with time. 2011-12 was sort of a career comeback. Plus, come on...has anyone ever been hotter then she was in Devils Advocate? Or simply more beautiful then she was in Cider House Rules?
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2:16PM on 05/07/2013
Here are people who i think should be the next to take the stand:
George Lucas, Michael Bay, Francis Ford Coppola.
Steve Carell, Tobey Maguire, Will Smith.... and Jack Sparrow (Just wanna see how people react!)
Here are people who i think should be the next to take the stand:
George Lucas, Michael Bay, Francis Ford Coppola.
Steve Carell, Tobey Maguire, Will Smith.... and Jack Sparrow (Just wanna see how people react!)
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11:17AM on 05/08/2013
Michael Bay had his day in court, but I agree on the rest.
Michael Bay had his day in court, but I agree on the rest.
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1:35PM on 05/07/2013

not guilty

great actress who is quite beautiful and that shouldnt matter, but it does to me just a bit ;)
great actress who is quite beautiful and that shouldnt matter, but it does to me just a bit ;)
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11:35AM on 05/07/2013

Not Guilty...

... and Young Adult was a good movie, damn it!
... and Young Adult was a good movie, damn it!
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10:47AM on 05/07/2013

hancock

Is awful.


Send her to the chamber.
Is awful.


Send her to the chamber.
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1:58PM on 05/07/2013
Not on Charlize's behalf. Perhaps it was due to the incompetent guy portraying the title character and the mediocre script?
Not on Charlize's behalf. Perhaps it was due to the incompetent guy portraying the title character and the mediocre script?
10:42AM on 05/07/2013

Not guilty

Snow white? you gave that movie an 8, why is in both sides? If SW is in both categories Prometheus should. Anyway I like both movies and Charlize shouldn't be on here. Not guilty!
Snow white? you gave that movie an 8, why is in both sides? If SW is in both categories Prometheus should. Anyway I like both movies and Charlize shouldn't be on here. Not guilty!
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10:28AM on 05/07/2013

this is dumb.

she shouldn't be on here. what the hell? legend of bagger vance is a fantastic movie for the record.
she shouldn't be on here. what the hell? legend of bagger vance is a fantastic movie for the record.
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9:24AM on 05/07/2013

NOT GUILTY

This feature on JoBlo gets more ridculous with each installment.
This feature on JoBlo gets more ridculous with each installment.
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9:15AM on 05/07/2013

Not Guilty

Not even close
Not even close
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8:17AM on 05/07/2013

So I guess Johnny Moreno and Jim Law are out of Joblo entirely

Damn shame!!!

Also not guilty, hate most of her films but she's a great actress and both Snow White and Prometheus were nowhere near as bad as many people claim they were.
Damn shame!!!

Also not guilty, hate most of her films but she's a great actress and both Snow White and Prometheus were nowhere near as bad as many people claim they were.
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8:15AM on 05/07/2013

Not Guilty

This is laughable that she's on the stand. Amazing actress, get's solid leading roles all the time and she was hilarious in Arrested Development.
This is laughable that she's on the stand. Amazing actress, get's solid leading roles all the time and she was hilarious in Arrested Development.
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3:59AM on 05/07/2013

GUILTY

GUILTY!!!!

So overrated! And Hancock should be under "the prosecution". God, that movie sucked!
GUILTY!!!!

So overrated! And Hancock should be under "the prosecution". God, that movie sucked!
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4:43PM on 05/07/2013
yeah, if i looked like that , i'd be angry and jealous too...lol
yeah, if i looked like that , i'd be angry and jealous too...lol
12:08AM on 05/07/2013

NOT GUILTY

How do you forget about her performance in the excellent "North Country"? That's just sad. A truly excellent film.
How do you forget about her performance in the excellent "North Country"? That's just sad. A truly excellent film.
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10:54PM on 05/06/2013

Seriously? You are putting Charilze on the stand?

She is definitely not guilty. A lot of actress dont have the soild career that she does...yeah she has made some crappy movies, but if you weight it out, she has more good then bad...she is not guilty.
She is definitely not guilty. A lot of actress dont have the soild career that she does...yeah she has made some crappy movies, but if you weight it out, she has more good then bad...she is not guilty.
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10:54PM on 05/06/2013

Not Guilty

Charlize is a great actress, plain and simple. On top of that, her films tend to be excellent. I know there seems to be a lot of dislike for Prometheus (one of my faves of 2012), Young Adult (a tremendous performance on her part), and Snow White and the Huntsman (an average movie but Charlize was by far the strongest part of it), I just don't get how these would translate to a nod for Movie Jail.
Charlize is a great actress, plain and simple. On top of that, her films tend to be excellent. I know there seems to be a lot of dislike for Prometheus (one of my faves of 2012), Young Adult (a tremendous performance on her part), and Snow White and the Huntsman (an average movie but Charlize was by far the strongest part of it), I just don't get how these would translate to a nod for Movie Jail.
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10:37PM on 05/06/2013
Now, to jump on the suggestion wagon of people who would make better candidates (not all of whom I'd convict):
Bruce Willis, Jason Statham, Renee Zellweger, Brett Ratner, Sam Worthington, Will Smith, Jackie Chan, Martin Lawrence.
Now, to jump on the suggestion wagon of people who would make better candidates (not all of whom I'd convict):
Bruce Willis, Jason Statham, Renee Zellweger, Brett Ratner, Sam Worthington, Will Smith, Jackie Chan, Martin Lawrence.
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8:13AM on 05/07/2013
Martin Lawrence for sure!
Martin Lawrence for sure!
10:20PM on 05/06/2013

What. The. Fuck.

This makes no sense to me. Sure, she got a lot of shit for Prometheus, mainly because that role was fairly two-dimensional (I was in the minority that thought she did a pretty good job with a pretty thankless part). But Charlize Theron is still one of the most respected and desired actresses in Hollywood. She has grown exponentially as an actress, to the point where she was nominated in the Golden Schmoes for her part in Young Adult (seriously, what's that doing on the prosecution's list?). In
This makes no sense to me. Sure, she got a lot of shit for Prometheus, mainly because that role was fairly two-dimensional (I was in the minority that thought she did a pretty good job with a pretty thankless part). But Charlize Theron is still one of the most respected and desired actresses in Hollywood. She has grown exponentially as an actress, to the point where she was nominated in the Golden Schmoes for her part in Young Adult (seriously, what's that doing on the prosecution's list?). In short, I call bullshit.
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10:09PM on 05/06/2013

Not guilty!

Her last 3 films weren't even that bad. I never say young adult but it got an 80% on rotten tomatoes, I really enjoyed Prometheus even though it was a little disappointing but still good movie and Snow White may have been really fucking boring and I did not like it , but it was still visual stunning any she was the best part if that movie as the really hot menacing villian. I say not guilty! There's actors out there making far worst movies then her and relay on thier looks way more.
Her last 3 films weren't even that bad. I never say young adult but it got an 80% on rotten tomatoes, I really enjoyed Prometheus even though it was a little disappointing but still good movie and Snow White may have been really fucking boring and I did not like it , but it was still visual stunning any she was the best part if that movie as the really hot menacing villian. I say not guilty! There's actors out there making far worst movies then her and relay on thier looks way more.
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10:04PM on 05/06/2013

Not the greatest rolls in the world....

Not guilty! I guess any actor/actress can be given a "guilty" verdict based on some poor choices made when playing a roll in a movie, but I don't think Charlize is guilty as her good rolls outweigh the bad rolls she's been in.
Not guilty! I guess any actor/actress can be given a "guilty" verdict based on some poor choices made when playing a roll in a movie, but I don't think Charlize is guilty as her good rolls outweigh the bad rolls she's been in.
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10:04PM on 05/06/2013

NOT guilty

She's one of the BEST actresses working today.
She's one of the BEST actresses working today.
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9:56PM on 05/06/2013
you guys are idiots... there are so many who should be jailed, but it ain't her
you guys are idiots... there are so many who should be jailed, but it ain't her
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8:53PM on 05/06/2013
Not guilty. She's proven time and again that she's more than just a pretty face, even though she does have an incredibly pretty face.
Not guilty. She's proven time and again that she's more than just a pretty face, even though she does have an incredibly pretty face.
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8:00PM on 05/06/2013

Aeon Flux?

That was a good movie. I'm not a Charlize Theron Fan but she does tend to be in good movies.

Not guilty.
That was a good movie. I'm not a Charlize Theron Fan but she does tend to be in good movies.

Not guilty.
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10:21PM on 05/06/2013
I just watched that one, was surprised how good it was after the atrocious reception it got when it came out. I guess a little too weird for some.
I just watched that one, was surprised how good it was after the atrocious reception it got when it came out. I guess a little too weird for some.
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7:53PM on 05/06/2013
Absolutely not guilty! She has had a few "what the hells", yes but her "pros" definitely out weight her "cons"

Why is "Young Adult" in "The Prosecution"? She was outstanding in that movie.
Absolutely not guilty! She has had a few "what the hells", yes but her "pros" definitely out weight her "cons"

Why is "Young Adult" in "The Prosecution"? She was outstanding in that movie.
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7:37PM on 05/06/2013

Not guilty

Her body of work is stronger than any other actress her age. She's just too damn talented has had too great of work, her duds a completely forgivable. But who hasn't when you have reached her level of stardom? 15 Minutes and Young Adult should not be in the prosecution; she had a cameo in 15 Minutes (which is highly underrated IMHO) and she was fantastic in Young Adult (which was a great dark comedy).
Her body of work is stronger than any other actress her age. She's just too damn talented has had too great of work, her duds a completely forgivable. But who hasn't when you have reached her level of stardom? 15 Minutes and Young Adult should not be in the prosecution; she had a cameo in 15 Minutes (which is highly underrated IMHO) and she was fantastic in Young Adult (which was a great dark comedy).
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7:35PM on 05/06/2013

Absolutely Not Guilty

I think she's done some great work the last couple of years.
I had not interest in Snow White, but it wasn't because of her.
Young Adult and Prometheus were two very good films that she was excellent in.
I think she's done some great work the last couple of years.
I had not interest in Snow White, but it wasn't because of her.
Young Adult and Prometheus were two very good films that she was excellent in.
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7:08PM on 05/06/2013

Not Guilty

I don't think there is any reason she should even be on trial. Whoever suggested this for this week was clearly out of ideas. Let me help you out with some choices that would make for a more interesting debate: Jason Statham, Jennifer Garner, Colin Farrell, Will Smith, Kate Hudson, Steven Soderberg, etc.
I don't think there is any reason she should even be on trial. Whoever suggested this for this week was clearly out of ideas. Let me help you out with some choices that would make for a more interesting debate: Jason Statham, Jennifer Garner, Colin Farrell, Will Smith, Kate Hudson, Steven Soderberg, etc.
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7:07PM on 05/06/2013

Not Guilty!!!

I agree with the closing argument about season 3 of Arrested Development! That performance alone gets a "not guilty" from me! Next couple put on trial should be Salma Heyek and Nicole Kidman!!! Seriousl, just lock those two up already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree with the closing argument about season 3 of Arrested Development! That performance alone gets a "not guilty" from me! Next couple put on trial should be Salma Heyek and Nicole Kidman!!! Seriousl, just lock those two up already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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7:04PM on 05/06/2013

Your serious? Charlize Theron? Not Guilty!

Why so serious?
And while your at it, take The Legend of Bagger Vance and Young Adult off the Prosecution list. She has been amazing in her most previous films. Snow White and The Huntsman was very surprisingly good, and Prometheus was great! Also, Young Adult was her best in years.
Why so serious?
And while your at it, take The Legend of Bagger Vance and Young Adult off the Prosecution list. She has been amazing in her most previous films. Snow White and The Huntsman was very surprisingly good, and Prometheus was great! Also, Young Adult was her best in years.
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6:50PM on 05/06/2013

Not Guilty

Because reasons.

Recommend the DoJ look into possible corruption at the Movie Jail DA's office due to repeated instances of trumped up charges against clearly innocent defendants.
Because reasons.

Recommend the DoJ look into possible corruption at the Movie Jail DA's office due to repeated instances of trumped up charges against clearly innocent defendants.
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6:47PM on 05/06/2013
Not even close to guilty.
Not even close to guilty.
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6:18PM on 05/06/2013

Not guilty.

She's an incredible actress and a breathtaking beauty. And you know what, I loved Prometheus, Young Adult, and Snow White and the Huntsman.
She's an incredible actress and a breathtaking beauty. And you know what, I loved Prometheus, Young Adult, and Snow White and the Huntsman.
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6:11PM on 05/06/2013

guilty!

Put Mark Wahlberg on the stand next!
Put Mark Wahlberg on the stand next!
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7:26PM on 05/07/2013
Mark Wahlberg would be 'Not Guilty' too.
Mark Wahlberg would be 'Not Guilty' too.
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6:09PM on 05/06/2013

It wadn't the wine, Kevin...

It wadn't the wine.
It wadn't the wine.
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6:01PM on 05/06/2013

GUILTY!

That's all I have to say about that.
That's all I have to say about that.
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5:36PM on 05/06/2013

Dumbest Accusation

This should be taken down and the movie jail articles should probably be banished forever based soley on this accusation. For Charlize Theron of all people to be accused is complete blasphemy. I have no words. Possibly the most beautiful woman alive and one of the most talanted....Really? I would be ashamed of myself for hurling this pile filth and still call myself a writer. Do you have no shame? Where is your soul. Dumb choice. Very dumb choice indeed.
This should be taken down and the movie jail articles should probably be banished forever based soley on this accusation. For Charlize Theron of all people to be accused is complete blasphemy. I have no words. Possibly the most beautiful woman alive and one of the most talanted....Really? I would be ashamed of myself for hurling this pile filth and still call myself a writer. Do you have no shame? Where is your soul. Dumb choice. Very dumb choice indeed.
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5:13PM on 05/06/2013

?

I guess I'm not the first to point this out, but man, what an odd choice.
Not Guilty
And YOUNG ADULT wasn't bad at all.
I guess I'm not the first to point this out, but man, what an odd choice.
Not Guilty
And YOUNG ADULT wasn't bad at all.
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5:10PM on 05/06/2013

Come on Prosecution...

You're consistently screwing up the case with poor "bad" movie choices before you even get to your first paragraph. Here you open by trying to diss her Oscar winning performance?! It's like you don't even believe in the case half the time. "The Prosecution" needs to lay in a bit more dammit - go for the throat! Like, focus on the how unforgettably bad Aeon Flux was! Or the toilet flush that was the Astronauts Wife. She was nominated for a Razzie for Sweet November, dammit how can you miss
You're consistently screwing up the case with poor "bad" movie choices before you even get to your first paragraph. Here you open by trying to diss her Oscar winning performance?! It's like you don't even believe in the case half the time. "The Prosecution" needs to lay in a bit more dammit - go for the throat! Like, focus on the how unforgettably bad Aeon Flux was! Or the toilet flush that was the Astronauts Wife. She was nominated for a Razzie for Sweet November, dammit how can you miss this stuff out! I think YOU should be held in contempt and sent to movie jail.
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4:30PM on 05/06/2013

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Just finished season three of Arrested Development and Charlize's appearances were great. I thought she was good with what she had to work with in Prometheus. I haven't watched Young Adult yet and I do not plan on watching any of these Snow White titles. If anything, this argument could've been made in the late 90's, early aughts. But, since the Oscar, she has been pretty low key in Hollywood and that's not always a bad thing. NOT GUILTY!
Just finished season three of Arrested Development and Charlize's appearances were great. I thought she was good with what she had to work with in Prometheus. I haven't watched Young Adult yet and I do not plan on watching any of these Snow White titles. If anything, this argument could've been made in the late 90's, early aughts. But, since the Oscar, she has been pretty low key in Hollywood and that's not always a bad thing. NOT GUILTY!
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3:38PM on 05/06/2013

The Legend Of Bagger Vance? That is a bad movie?

first off, not guilty. second off, how the hell is Bagger Vance a bad movie? to make it worse you put Hancock and Mighty Joe Young as good???
first off, not guilty. second off, how the hell is Bagger Vance a bad movie? to make it worse you put Hancock and Mighty Joe Young as good???
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3:35PM on 05/06/2013

lol wtf?

Who would even suggest this in the first place?

She's one of the best and most attractive actresses working. She's great in dramas and comedies. Also you have Young Adult in the prosecution? WTF? My head just exploded. Maybe the single worst choice for this column yet?
Who would even suggest this in the first place?

She's one of the best and most attractive actresses working. She's great in dramas and comedies. Also you have Young Adult in the prosecution? WTF? My head just exploded. Maybe the single worst choice for this column yet?
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3:34PM on 05/06/2013

Not guilty

She wasn't the problem with those movies mentioned...

Young Adult- I liked that movie and she played bad well
Prometheus- I am the minority who actually enjoyed this film.
Snow White- She was the only redeemable thing in that shitty film
She wasn't the problem with those movies mentioned...

Young Adult- I liked that movie and she played bad well
Prometheus- I am the minority who actually enjoyed this film.
Snow White- She was the only redeemable thing in that shitty film
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3:20PM on 05/06/2013

Guilty!!!

Hasn't done anything decent in a long time. She is hired for her beauty and that is fading fast. He acting has also deteriorated. She is no longer an A lister, she is someone you would expect to see on Celebrity Apprentice next year trying to get people to remember who she was because for now, nobody cares.
Hasn't done anything decent in a long time. She is hired for her beauty and that is fading fast. He acting has also deteriorated. She is no longer an A lister, she is someone you would expect to see on Celebrity Apprentice next year trying to get people to remember who she was because for now, nobody cares.
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3:11PM on 05/06/2013

Seriously? Come on guys!

This is be of the easiest cases I have seen here- Miss Theron is so not guilty, it's comical she's even up. Yeah, she's been in shit ('Prometheus' & 'SWATH' were both on my bottom ten of last year), she at least challenges herself. Yes, 'Young Adult' falls apart due to it's god awful ending, but Theron owns the hell out of that role. In fact, the only role she's been bad in- 'Hancock'. Terribly miscast. But she never phones it in and is always doing different things. Most assuredly not guilty.
This is be of the easiest cases I have seen here- Miss Theron is so not guilty, it's comical she's even up. Yeah, she's been in shit ('Prometheus' & 'SWATH' were both on my bottom ten of last year), she at least challenges herself. Yes, 'Young Adult' falls apart due to it's god awful ending, but Theron owns the hell out of that role. In fact, the only role she's been bad in- 'Hancock'. Terribly miscast. But she never phones it in and is always doing different things. Most assuredly not guilty.
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3:09PM on 05/06/2013
Only thing she is guilty of, is being too damn hot.... NOT guilty
Only thing she is guilty of, is being too damn hot.... NOT guilty
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3:02PM on 05/06/2013

Seriously?

No one is going to convict this woman. She's too talented and too hot.
No one is going to convict this woman. She's too talented and too hot.
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2:54PM on 05/06/2013

Not guilty

She's made some bad choices in roles, but she's been perfectly fine in those movies.
She's made some bad choices in roles, but she's been perfectly fine in those movies.
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2:50PM on 05/06/2013
This court needs to be on trial just for the suggestion and doesn't even warrant a defense to counter such an asinine prosecution.

Not Guilty.
This court needs to be on trial just for the suggestion and doesn't even warrant a defense to counter such an asinine prosecution.

Not Guilty.
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2:49PM on 05/06/2013

How was she even considered guilty?

Not guilty. At all. Why would anyone think so? She's had far fewer stinkers than hits, of which she's had many, critically and otherwise. And "Young Adult" was an exceptional film, and a terrific character study, and Theron was magnificent in it. One of the my favorite performances of the last 10 years or so. Even films like "Snow White and the Huntsman" (which wasn't really bad at all, just more unimpressive), she delivers fantastic work.
Not guilty. At all. Why would anyone think so? She's had far fewer stinkers than hits, of which she's had many, critically and otherwise. And "Young Adult" was an exceptional film, and a terrific character study, and Theron was magnificent in it. One of the my favorite performances of the last 10 years or so. Even films like "Snow White and the Huntsman" (which wasn't really bad at all, just more unimpressive), she delivers fantastic work.
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2:48PM on 05/06/2013

Not guilty

This shouldn't even be up for discussion. Charlize is one of the best and most consistent actresses working today.
This shouldn't even be up for discussion. Charlize is one of the best and most consistent actresses working today.
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2:36PM on 05/06/2013

no way

Not quilty, one of the few actresses out there that doesn't mind looking unattractive (snow white/Sweet November) if it makes the movie better.

Tidbit: Jonah HIll
Not quilty, one of the few actresses out there that doesn't mind looking unattractive (snow white/Sweet November) if it makes the movie better.

Tidbit: Jonah HIll
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2:34PM on 05/06/2013
Ummmm . . . no.

Not guilty.
Ummmm . . . no.

Not guilty.
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2:27PM on 05/06/2013
Are you fucking kidding me? Not Guilty.

The woman's unstoppable, even in shitty movies she's good. She was even good in 'Reindeer Games' and that movie sucked Reindeer Balls.

Cameron Diaz, Anna Faris, Charlize Theron...did you get dumped by a blonde recently? Why the hate?
Are you fucking kidding me? Not Guilty.

The woman's unstoppable, even in shitty movies she's good. She was even good in 'Reindeer Games' and that movie sucked Reindeer Balls.

Cameron Diaz, Anna Faris, Charlize Theron...did you get dumped by a blonde recently? Why the hate?
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2:25PM on 05/06/2013

Not even CLOSE to guilty....

Terrible case.
Terrible case.
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2:21PM on 05/06/2013

Hell no...not guilty.

The title says it all.
The title says it all.
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2:20PM on 05/06/2013
wouldnt mind sharing a cell with her.
wouldnt mind sharing a cell with her.
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2:19PM on 05/06/2013

Not Guilty

She was awesome in Snow White
She was awesome in Snow White
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2:18PM on 05/06/2013

Not guilty

She's been in some real stinkers, but none of them is her fault. In fact, I find her pretty intimidating and effective in Snow White.
She's been in some real stinkers, but none of them is her fault. In fact, I find her pretty intimidating and effective in Snow White.
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2:17PM on 05/06/2013

Not Guilty.

Oscar winner, the woman delivers and given a good script can make it sizzle. Snow White and the Huntsman, Prometheus, her latest films are an indication that she can play the bitchy sexy type perfectly.
Oscar winner, the woman delivers and given a good script can make it sizzle. Snow White and the Huntsman, Prometheus, her latest films are an indication that she can play the bitchy sexy type perfectly.
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2:14PM on 05/06/2013

Not Guilty

Leaving aside her admittedly spectacular looks (I know: it's tough), Charlize Theron is a great actress who has done sterling work in every film she's been in, no matter how craptacular. She was by far the best thing in SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN and she was great in PROMETHEUS.
I second the Defense's argument that the Prosecution should be forced to watch ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT's third season again.
Leaving aside her admittedly spectacular looks (I know: it's tough), Charlize Theron is a great actress who has done sterling work in every film she's been in, no matter how craptacular. She was by far the best thing in SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN and she was great in PROMETHEUS.
I second the Defense's argument that the Prosecution should be forced to watch ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT's third season again.
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2:13PM on 05/06/2013
And Young Adult and Snow White and the Huntsman should be on the defense. They're both solid films in my opinion.
And Young Adult and Snow White and the Huntsman should be on the defense. They're both solid films in my opinion.
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10:21PM on 05/06/2013
Snow White is in both categories for some reason.
Snow White is in both categories for some reason.
2:13PM on 05/06/2013

Not guilty...

...my argument being that it is Charlize Fucking Theron.
...my argument being that it is Charlize Fucking Theron.
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2:11PM on 05/06/2013

Seriously? Not guilty.

Preposterous. She's one of the very best. On a hot streak right now, as well - Young Adult (a particular favorite of mine), Prometheus and a good performance in a mediocre movie in Snow White & the Huntsman. Oh, yeah, and... totally smokin' hot.
Preposterous. She's one of the very best. On a hot streak right now, as well - Young Adult (a particular favorite of mine), Prometheus and a good performance in a mediocre movie in Snow White & the Huntsman. Oh, yeah, and... totally smokin' hot.
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2:11PM on 05/06/2013

Not Guilty!

She's made a lot of good movies and has given alot of great performances. I consider her one of the best and most attractive actress' working today.

So yeah. Not guilty. Not by a long shot.
She's made a lot of good movies and has given alot of great performances. I consider her one of the best and most attractive actress' working today.

So yeah. Not guilty. Not by a long shot.
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