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Movie Jail: This week's defendant is...Martin Campbell!

12.07.2015

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This is Movie Jail, a unique maximum security prison that houses some of the worst writers, directors, actors and producers from Hollywood and beyond. Their crimes? The offenses vary from convict to convict but most of these inmates have contributed negatively to the film world to some capacity* and his or her misdeeds have covered a long enough period of time that the authorities had to intervene. In each column a defendant is put on trial, arguments are made, and then it is up to YOU, the jury, to decide if the person is guilty or not guilty of crimes against cinema. Their lives are in your hands, dude.

The Defendant

Martin Campbell

The Case

The Prosecution: Green Lantern, The Legend of Zorro, Beyond Borders, Vertical Limit, No Escape, Defenseless, Criminal Law

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, while Martin Campbell has helmed critically and financially successful movies during his career such as Casino Royale and GoldenEye, he's also responsible for a couple of big misfires, as well as a handful of other poorly received films. Green Lantern is definitely Mr. Campbell's most notable failure, however most of his other big screen projects haven't fared that well either.

The Mask of Zorro scored positive reviews and was a solid earner, grossing $250 million worldwide, but the director screwed the pooch with The Legend of Zorro, which didn't reach the critical or commercial heights of its predecessor. The New Zealand filmmaker followed up his first Zorro flick with the over-the-top yet boring survival thriller Vertical Limit before going on to direct the widely panned romantic-drama Beyond Borders. Mr. Campbell also helmed several forgettable films (No Escape, Defenseless, Criminal Law) before he was tapped to direct the first Pierce Brosnan Bond movie, and although the defense may have enjoyed Edge of Darkness, the prosecution thought the original television version was much better, which is a little odd considering he was behind the camera for both projects.

Mr. Campbell doesn't deserve to be locked up for life, but he does need to go to Movie Jail for at least a few months for his very spotty filmography.

Green Lantern Ryan Reynolds Martin Campbell

The Defense: Edge of Darkness, Casino Royale, The Mask of Zorro, GoldenEye

Ladies and gentlemen, although my client's movies have had mixed results critically and at the box office, the defense doesn't believe he belongs behind bars. The defense wouldn't call Mr. Campbell a "hired-gun" filmmaker, however it's not like he's been creating his own projects or directing from his own script. He does share some of the blame for the failures of Green Lantern, The Legend of Zorro, etc., but it shouldn't all fall on his shoulders.

While Mr. Campbell has directed a number of disappointing films, the defense feels the only truly awful movie on his resume is Beyond Borders. Vertical Limit is dumb but fun, and even the much-maligned Green Lantern has its moments. My client also helped launch the Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig-led Bond flicks, and it could be argued that he helmed the two best installments (GoldenEye and Casino Royale) featuring Craig and Brosnan in the role.

Mr. Campbell is a talented director who knows how to stage great action sequences, and his contributions to the 007 franchise alone should be more than enough to keep him out of the slammer.

Martin Campbell

IN CLOSING...

Has Mr. Campbell earned some prison jail time with his weaker directorial efforts, or do you think it's preposterous that he's even being considered for Movie Jail? What should we do with the Green Lantern and Casino Royale filmmaker? Is director Martin Campbell GUILTY or NOT GUILTY?

*The cases for and against a defendant going to Movie Jail by the author are not necessarily his views and opinions but they are some of the beliefs that one would use to effectively make an argument for both sides. Not quite a devil's advocate but you get the point. Anyway, this is all in fun so don't take it too seriously. We have a separate jail for those people called "Troll Tower" and believe me you do NOT want to go there.

WHAT SAY YOU, GUILTY OR NOT?

Martin Campbell

LAST WEEK'S VERDICT

Kevin Hart

Ride Along and Get Hard star Kevin Hart was found GUILTY of all charges in last week's trial, with jury members saying that the pint-sized comedian's stand-up can be good at times, but his movies have left a lot to be desired. The court is open to revisiting the case against Mr. Hart, however we have a feeling it's going to be a while before he sees the outside of a prison cell.

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Extra Tidbit: Who should stand trial next week? Share your suggestions for actors, directors and writers below with your verdict!
Source: JoBlo.com

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8:22PM on 12/07/2015

Not Guilty

Not guilty, he can be redeemed!
Not guilty, he can be redeemed!
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7:52PM on 12/07/2015

Not Guilty

The man saved the Bond franchise twice. I would even say he's probably the best director in the Bond franchise. When Daniel Craig leaves, I hope he directs the new Bond
The man saved the Bond franchise twice. I would even say he's probably the best director in the Bond franchise. When Daniel Craig leaves, I hope he directs the new Bond
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1:30PM on 12/07/2015

Not guilty

He is inconsistent but a lot of directors have that problem. His career has it's ups and down for sure, Green Lantern being the lowest. I have to say I remember really enjoying No Escape and Vertical Limit, they were cheesy fun B-movies.
He is inconsistent but a lot of directors have that problem. His career has it's ups and down for sure, Green Lantern being the lowest. I have to say I remember really enjoying No Escape and Vertical Limit, they were cheesy fun B-movies.
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1:11PM on 12/07/2015
Guilty, but sentenced to house arrest. He's done a ton of cheesy crap, but there's no way you can deny he has some skills after you see something as well-crafted as Casino Royale.
Guilty, but sentenced to house arrest. He's done a ton of cheesy crap, but there's no way you can deny he has some skills after you see something as well-crafted as Casino Royale.
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11:17AM on 12/07/2015

Guilty

Green lantern = guilty
Green lantern = guilty
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11:01AM on 12/07/2015
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12:25PM on 12/07/2015
I just hope people aren't confusing No Escape movies when reading this article, as he didn't direct the underrated Owen Wilson vehicle from earlier this year. I'm not saying you confused them, just commenting so others don't.
I just hope people aren't confusing No Escape movies when reading this article, as he didn't direct the underrated Owen Wilson vehicle from earlier this year. I'm not saying you confused them, just commenting so others don't.
4:19PM on 12/07/2015
lol. Well I did. I just saw the title and assumed...Whoops! ;-)
lol. Well I did. I just saw the title and assumed...Whoops! ;-)
10:45AM on 12/07/2015

Guilty!

Casino Royale is my all time favorite bond movie but those Zorro movies were awful and no escape looked pretty bad. next week: DL Hughley
Casino Royale is my all time favorite bond movie but those Zorro movies were awful and no escape looked pretty bad. next week: DL Hughley
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11:01AM on 12/07/2015
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10:45AM on 12/07/2015

Not guitly

the man has always been hit and miss, but without a doubt he's made the two best modern Bonds and that alone exempts him. Also 'No Escape' was a good action flick and nobody mentioned the insane cult classic TV movie he made 'Cast a Deadly Spell' which is brilliant.
the man has always been hit and miss, but without a doubt he's made the two best modern Bonds and that alone exempts him. Also 'No Escape' was a good action flick and nobody mentioned the insane cult classic TV movie he made 'Cast a Deadly Spell' which is brilliant.
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10:12AM on 12/07/2015

NOT GUILTY

He resurrected the BOND franchise twice! so he is ok in my book. Hopefully he'll do it a 3rd time.
-Plus NO ESCAPE wasn't that bad.
He resurrected the BOND franchise twice! so he is ok in my book. Hopefully he'll do it a 3rd time.
-Plus NO ESCAPE wasn't that bad.
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9:52AM on 12/07/2015

Not Guilty

When he's good, he's damn good. It may be a weak argument, but the movies that weren't his best didn't exactly have the strongest scripts and he really did work with what he had.
When he's good, he's damn good. It may be a weak argument, but the movies that weren't his best didn't exactly have the strongest scripts and he really did work with what he had.
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8:19AM on 12/07/2015

NOT GUILTY

He's made some crappy movies, but he's also made some awesome movies. Casino Royale, depending on who you ask, may be the best Bond film ever made. Add to that Goldeneye and The Mask of Zorro and he deserves a pass based on just these three movies alone.
He's made some crappy movies, but he's also made some awesome movies. Casino Royale, depending on who you ask, may be the best Bond film ever made. Add to that Goldeneye and The Mask of Zorro and he deserves a pass based on just these three movies alone.
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8:14AM on 12/07/2015

Not Guilty

Ehhhhh...not guilty...by a slim margin. I have mixed feelings about Green Lantern (I'm biased, I'll admit it), but his directorial efforts on Goldeneye and Edge of Darkness and Casino Royale more than outweigh his flops.
Ehhhhh...not guilty...by a slim margin. I have mixed feelings about Green Lantern (I'm biased, I'll admit it), but his directorial efforts on Goldeneye and Edge of Darkness and Casino Royale more than outweigh his flops.
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8:06AM on 12/07/2015

Not guilty

Gain, Goldeneye and Casino Royale are both awesome. Green Lantern is OK, just not really want the fanboys wanted.
Never seen Zorro or Vetical Limit. Should check them out, especially the later.
Gain, Goldeneye and Casino Royale are both awesome. Green Lantern is OK, just not really want the fanboys wanted.
Never seen Zorro or Vetical Limit. Should check them out, especially the later.
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7:38AM on 12/07/2015

Not guilty...at all.

He's responsible for introducing two James Bond actors and both in a spectacular way. Not to mention being responsible for one of the great action adventure movies of all time, The Mask of Zorro. Also I think Vertical Limit is a great flick.
He's responsible for introducing two James Bond actors and both in a spectacular way. Not to mention being responsible for one of the great action adventure movies of all time, The Mask of Zorro. Also I think Vertical Limit is a great flick.
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7:34AM on 12/07/2015

Pass.

I've only seen GOLDENEYE (average), VERTICAL LIMIT (passable), CASINO ROYALE (great) and GREEN LANTERN (passable). Among those, I thought only GREEN LANTERN was badly directed (the others suffered from the writing and/or acting). I saw THE MASK OF ZORRO as a kid, but I don't remember anything. I have it (and the sequel) on my watchlist.

Next week: Candice Bergen, Jason Blum, Kristin Chenoweth, Alan Cumming, Elisha Cuthbert, Danny DeVito, Matt Dillon, Brad Fuller, Heather Graham, Melanie
I've only seen GOLDENEYE (average), VERTICAL LIMIT (passable), CASINO ROYALE (great) and GREEN LANTERN (passable). Among those, I thought only GREEN LANTERN was badly directed (the others suffered from the writing and/or acting). I saw THE MASK OF ZORRO as a kid, but I don't remember anything. I have it (and the sequel) on my watchlist.

Next week: Candice Bergen, Jason Blum, Kristin Chenoweth, Alan Cumming, Elisha Cuthbert, Danny DeVito, Matt Dillon, Brad Fuller, Heather Graham, Melanie Griffith, Raja Gosnell, Don Johnson, Angelina Jolie, Jamie Kennedy, Ben Kingsley, Brian Levant, Eugene Levy, Lucy Liu, Robert Luketic, James Marsden, Neal Moritz, Amanda Peet, Sean Penn, Michelle Pfeiffer, Kelly Preston, Meg Ryan, Seann William Scott, Barry Sonnenfeld, Barbra Streisand or Patrick Warburton.
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7:26AM on 12/07/2015

Not Guilty

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7:25AM on 12/07/2015
Nope. Not guilty, especially Vertical Limit. He maybe guilty of Green Lantern but overall not guilty. The guy directed Goldeneye and Casino Royale. He's okay in my book.
Nope. Not guilty, especially Vertical Limit. He maybe guilty of Green Lantern but overall not guilty. The guy directed Goldeneye and Casino Royale. He's okay in my book.
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7:10AM on 12/07/2015
I'd rather see Sam Mendes on trial after Spectre. Take the damn camera off Bond and establish the villains! Way to waste such an awesome opportunity.
I'd rather see Sam Mendes on trial after Spectre. Take the damn camera off Bond and establish the villains! Way to waste such an awesome opportunity.
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7:05AM on 12/07/2015

Not guilty

He directed two of the best Bond movies.
He directed two of the best Bond movies.
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