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08.26.2013

Movie Jail

This is Movie Jail, a unique maximum security prison that houses some of the worst writers, directors, actors and producers from Hollywood and beyond. Their crimes? The offenses vary from convict to convict but most of these inmates have contributed negatively to the film world to some capacity and his or her misdeeds have covered a long enough period of time that the authorities had to intervene. In each column a defendant is put on trial, arguments are made, and then it is up to YOU, the jury, to decide if the person is guilty or not guilty of crimes against cinema. Their lives are in your hands, dude.

The Defendant

Paul W.S. Anderson

The Case

The Prosecution: Soldier, Alien Vs. Predator, Death Race, The Three Musketeers, Resident Evil series

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this should be a short trial because I think we all know what needs to be done with Paul W.S. Anderson: send his ass to Movie Jail. Early in his career Mr. Anderson showed great promise with...wait, why the f*ck is he directing films? As one of the people who suggested the director a couple of weeks ago said, all Mr. Anderson has is Event Horizon and that's it.

Paul W.S. Anderson is hands down one of the laziest directors working tonight. Every film he's done feels the same, and it's not because he has some unique style like Quentin Tarantino or even Zack Snyder. Regardless of the genre or subject matter, Mr. Anderson applies the same gimmicks to all his films: too many quick cuts, slow motion and Milla Jovovich. Paul W.S. Anderson's next film is Pompei, and it's obvious in the trailer that we'll be getting more of the "same shit, different movie" that we always do from the director. He's like a Dollar Store version of Michael Bay.

Mr. Anderson's greatest offense though might be Alien vs. Predator. Here's a film with two iconic characters that fans have been dying to see together on the big screen and there have been plenty of awesome stories told with the two in comics, yet Mr. Anderson completely butchered the film. Hell, it's worse than Jason vs. Freddy; at least it seemed like they were having fun with the idea of two famous characters facing off in that film. Mr. Anderson also writes most of the scripts for his film, so it's not like you can put the blame somewhere else for the atrocious dialogue and cardboard characters that are in his movies. Nope, that's all on him.

Here's a great way to look at Mr. Anderson's work: the director did not come back to helm the second and third Resident Evil films, but would you have known just from watching either of those movies? And when he did come back to the series to direct, was Resident Evil: Afterlife a huge improvement compared to the previous films? Was there a jump in quality when Mr. Anderson returned?

The answers are no, absolutely not, and f*ck no. Mr. Anderson totally deserves to go to Movie Jail, and the prosecution believes this will be an easy decision for the jury.

Paul W.S. Anderson

The Defense: Shopping, Mortal Kombat, Event Horizon, Resident Evil series

Ladies and gentlemen, the prosecution calls my client lazy yet he's the one making the pathetic arguments. Paul W.S. Anderson makes incredibly highbrow, culturally significant films...said no one ever. Come on now, we know exactly what to expect from a film by the director at this point and many people have enjoyed his work. Critics might not love his movies, but for the most part his films have been profitable, especially on DVD. That's why Resident Evil appears on both lists of evidence, just like a few weeks ago with Milla Jovovich.

Yes, the only film he's done that "real" movie fans might consider good is Event Horizon, but it is a damn good one. And once again, his films aren't made to win awards (well, except maybe the MTV ones) nor do they explore important themes. Mr. Anderson makes films that star his smoking hot wife (usually kicking someone's ass) and are nice to look at: nothing more, nothing less. He's also had success producing films, such as the Death Race sequels and Pandorum.

For the record, the defense isn't trying to say Mr. Anderson only makes bad films that the general public enjoys. As mentioned above, Event Horizon is fantastic but the defense also feels Soldier is actually pretty solid and should not belong with the prosecution. I also still enjoy Mortal Kombat (at least it's better than Street Fighter), even if a lot of my love for that film comes from nostalgia. Another great film is Mr. Anderson's directorial debut Shopping, a movie starring Jude Law that many people seem to have forgotten about.

Mr. Anderson may be guilty of not being the greatest filmmaker ever, but are his crimes that bad that he should be sent to Movie Jail? The defense doesn't think so and we urge the jury to hand down a verdict of not guilty for this case.

Paul W.S. Anderson

IN CLOSING...

Should Paul W.S. Anderson be banished to Movie Jail or should he continue to direct more Resident Evil films? Is Mr. Anderson just a talented director that works on unimportant films or is he the reason why these movies are panned by critics? Is Paul W.S. Anderson GUILTY or NOT GUILTY?

COMMENT BELOW WITH YOUR VERDICT!

*The cases for and against a defendant going to Movie Jail by the author are not necessarily his views and opinions but they are some of the beliefs that one would use to effectively make an argument for both sides. Not quite a devil's advocate but you get the point. Anyways, this is all in fun so don't take it too seriously. We have a separate jail for those people called "Troll Tower" and believe me you do NOT want to go there.

WHAT SAY YOU, GUILTY OR NOT?

Paul W.S. Anderson

LAST WEEK'S VERDICT

John Singleton

Although the jury made it quite clear that they will never, EVER forget Abduction with Taylor Lautner, they have declared John Singleton NOT GUILTY of all charges. The director was saved due to the jury's love for Boyz n the Hood and they also argued that he has not worked on that many films, especially as of late. John Singleton is free to go, but if he violates his probation by working with Lautner again, he'll be looking at some hard time in Movie Jail.

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NOT GUILTY Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer, Nic Cage, John Travolta, Oliver Stone, Ben Stiller, Jim Carrey, Wes Craven, Matthew McConaughey, Robert Rodriguez, Kristen Stewart, Roland Emmerich, Kevin Costner, Sandra Bullock, Hilary Swank, Al Pacino, Keanu Reeves, Kevin Smith, Channing Tatum, Jennifer Aniston, Owen Wilson, Anna Faris, Robin Williams, Charlize Theron, Ray Liotta, Jason Statham, Paul Walker, Will Smith, Salma Hayek, Michael Cera, Johnny Depp, Ryan Reynolds, Milla Jovovich, John Singleton

Extra Tidbit: Who should stand trial next week? Share your suggestions for actors, directors and writers below with your verdict!
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12:28PM on 08/27/2013

GUILTY

I can't stand his movies.
I can't stand his movies.
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2:05AM on 08/27/2013

BURNT AT THE STAKE

The truth is I think the guy actually has talent...but he offends me by how much he consistently slums it and wastes said talent.
The truth is I think the guy actually has talent...but he offends me by how much he consistently slums it and wastes said talent.
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1:04AM on 08/27/2013

GUILTY

I don't even see how this is a question. He's like the slightly more talented Uwe Bole. He also makes a bad name for a more talented Paul Anderson
I don't even see how this is a question. He's like the slightly more talented Uwe Bole. He also makes a bad name for a more talented Paul Anderson
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11:26PM on 08/26/2013

Not Guilty!

While not perfect, I am always entertained by Anderson's movies. Starting with Soldier, Event Horizon, MK, RE, and even AVP was a gooder in my books. The fact that he has written the entire RE franchise, even though he didn't direct them all, it actually connects and creates an almost coherent story. Watch them back to back to back. Its worth it. I'm a fan of the mindless entertainment Anderson is cookin.
While not perfect, I am always entertained by Anderson's movies. Starting with Soldier, Event Horizon, MK, RE, and even AVP was a gooder in my books. The fact that he has written the entire RE franchise, even though he didn't direct them all, it actually connects and creates an almost coherent story. Watch them back to back to back. Its worth it. I'm a fan of the mindless entertainment Anderson is cookin.
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10:03PM on 08/26/2013

GUILTY. BUT I DISAGREE WITH...

... the comments about the RESIDENT EVIL movies being bad mainly because of him. That's what people said during Milla's trial (and that's why he's here now). They're both equally guilty for doing a bad job 5 times in a row (he produced the 2nd and 3rd movie).

Since I haven't seen all of his films, I went to his Rotten Tomatoes page. I don't get why so many people are defending EVENT HORIZON (20%), and why some are defending SOLDIER (10%). And no, the guilty pleasure arguement isn't valid. A
... the comments about the RESIDENT EVIL movies being bad mainly because of him. That's what people said during Milla's trial (and that's why he's here now). They're both equally guilty for doing a bad job 5 times in a row (he produced the 2nd and 3rd movie).

Since I haven't seen all of his films, I went to his Rotten Tomatoes page. I don't get why so many people are defending EVENT HORIZON (20%), and why some are defending SOLDIER (10%). And no, the guilty pleasure arguement isn't valid. A lot of so-bad-they-are-good movies have good reviews from critics (RAMBO; TOTAL RECALL; UNDER SIEGE; THE EXPENDABLES 2; DEATH RACE 2000 (irony!)).

Not sure if you care about this, but a friend of mine thinks that the W.S. stands for Worthless Shit.
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9:12PM on 08/26/2013

Guilty

As part of his sentence he must be forced to film his conjugal visits with Milla.
As part of his sentence he must be forced to film his conjugal visits with Milla.
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2:06AM on 08/27/2013
Love this.
Love this.
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7:22PM on 08/26/2013
Other than the cheesey b-movie nostalgia of Mortal Kombat, this guy has no defense.

Lock him right up
Other than the cheesey b-movie nostalgia of Mortal Kombat, this guy has no defense.

Lock him right up
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7:02PM on 08/26/2013

Guilty!

I like Event Horizon and Mk but the rest of his films are garbage.
I like Event Horizon and Mk but the rest of his films are garbage.
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6:10PM on 08/26/2013

Guilty

His version of 3 musketeers might be one of the worst movies I've ever seen. His other work isn't that great either.
His version of 3 musketeers might be one of the worst movies I've ever seen. His other work isn't that great either.
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5:46PM on 08/26/2013

Guilty

Rather than use the volumes of source material that already existed, he chose to give us his version of AvP and F'd the franchise beforee it even had a chance of getting started.
Rather than use the volumes of source material that already existed, he chose to give us his version of AvP and F'd the franchise beforee it even had a chance of getting started.
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3:19PM on 08/26/2013

Guilty

he should be ashamed of his self and the waste of talent
he should be ashamed of his self and the waste of talent
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3:14PM on 08/26/2013

double post

Oopsy.
Oopsy.
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3:11PM on 08/26/2013

Not Guilty

Not a genius but not nearly as bad as some people claim be is. Only one of the Resident Evil movies was resolutely awful - whatever the second one was called, that one. The rest have ranged from passable entertainment to actually pretty good (in a dumb action movie kinda way). Even AvP isn't the worst piece of crap I've ever seen.
He doesn't make works of genius, but he generally makes watchable romps, and sometimes that's what you need to watch. He'll never be the best, but he's really not
Not a genius but not nearly as bad as some people claim be is. Only one of the Resident Evil movies was resolutely awful - whatever the second one was called, that one. The rest have ranged from passable entertainment to actually pretty good (in a dumb action movie kinda way). Even AvP isn't the worst piece of crap I've ever seen.
He doesn't make works of genius, but he generally makes watchable romps, and sometimes that's what you need to watch. He'll never be the best, but he's really not that bad. He's not made a travesty of Uwe Boll proportions - watch Resident Evil next to House Of The Dead and you'll see how far off that comparison is. He's one of those directors that people like to rail against, and that's fine, but I still don't view him as movie jail material.
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9:50PM on 08/26/2013
The R.E. movies have bigger budgets than H.O.T.D. They don't have obvious technical errors like footage from the games, but that doesn't mean they''re not bad.
The R.E. movies have bigger budgets than H.O.T.D. They don't have obvious technical errors like footage from the games, but that doesn't mean they''re not bad.
8:41AM on 08/27/2013
Don't need a big budget to make a good zombie movie - sometimes it's a hindrance.
I don't care if House of the Dead was low budget - it was beyond garbage, an insult to cinema.
I genuinely don't think the Resident Evil series' best entries are that bad.
Don't need a big budget to make a good zombie movie - sometimes it's a hindrance.
I don't care if House of the Dead was low budget - it was beyond garbage, an insult to cinema.
I genuinely don't think the Resident Evil series' best entries are that bad.
2:45PM on 08/26/2013

Not Guilty

He made Event Horizon, one of my favorite sci-fi horror flicks. That's good enough to get a pass.
He made Event Horizon, one of my favorite sci-fi horror flicks. That's good enough to get a pass.
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2:36PM on 08/26/2013

Not guilty

Event Horizon is a masterpiece, Shopping was fantastic, and MK gave me the best childhood memories. He's made some very entertaining films.
Event Horizon is a masterpiece, Shopping was fantastic, and MK gave me the best childhood memories. He's made some very entertaining films.
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2:29PM on 08/26/2013

Not Guilty

He's made some good films and even his bad films are at least enjoyable. I have always been an advocate for Mr. Anderson.
He's made some good films and even his bad films are at least enjoyable. I have always been an advocate for Mr. Anderson.
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2:22PM on 08/26/2013
When was he ever out of movie jail? I thought he was born in it.
When was he ever out of movie jail? I thought he was born in it.
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2:05PM on 08/26/2013

Guilty.

Okay, aside from Mortal Kombat and parts of the first two RE movies, I don't have much to go on but heresy (and some atrocious imagery allegedly based on my favorite 19th century French novel). Never mind what their home life is like, I believe Milla Jovovich could do better than just popping up in Resident Evil movies. Then again, she's got a habit of working with whoever her husband is at the time almost exclusively.

I remember some years ago W.S. was considering remaking The Long Good
Okay, aside from Mortal Kombat and parts of the first two RE movies, I don't have much to go on but heresy (and some atrocious imagery allegedly based on my favorite 19th century French novel). Never mind what their home life is like, I believe Milla Jovovich could do better than just popping up in Resident Evil movies. Then again, she's got a habit of working with whoever her husband is at the time almost exclusively.

I remember some years ago W.S. was considering remaking The Long Good Friday and moving the action to Miami. Now, my guess is that didn't pan out. But just to be sure, I think we ought to go ahead and convict, just in case.
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2:01PM on 08/26/2013

I say Hang Him!

I had to make an account just so I could vote on this one. They guy has helped bring about the death of cinema. For that he deserves nothing less than the death penalty. Guilty, Guilty, Guilty!!!
I had to make an account just so I could vote on this one. They guy has helped bring about the death of cinema. For that he deserves nothing less than the death penalty. Guilty, Guilty, Guilty!!!
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1:54PM on 08/26/2013
firing squad
firing squad
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1:44PM on 08/26/2013

The only director who could possibly be guiltier is Uwe Boll.

I remember that someone once mentioned, I think when Shamylan was on trial, that we should have a Movie Jail equivalent of the death penalty or life in jail without parole (which I actually think would be interesting), if ever there was a case where such a measure should be implemented it is this one.
I remember that someone once mentioned, I think when Shamylan was on trial, that we should have a Movie Jail equivalent of the death penalty or life in jail without parole (which I actually think would be interesting), if ever there was a case where such a measure should be implemented it is this one.
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1:32PM on 08/26/2013

GUILTY

just for the resident Evil series alone, nothing can save him from that ...not even the Event Horizon!!
just for the resident Evil series alone, nothing can save him from that ...not even the Event Horizon!!
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1:28PM on 08/26/2013
Guilty. Only Event Horizon is okay. Mortal Kombat gets its ass kicked by Mortal Kombat Rebirth and that's just a 7 minute short.
Guilty. Only Event Horizon is okay. Mortal Kombat gets its ass kicked by Mortal Kombat Rebirth and that's just a 7 minute short.
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1:15PM on 08/26/2013
The only people I think could be any guiltier than this guy is Uwe Boll & Lindsey Lohan...
This guy is definitely guilty !
The only people I think could be any guiltier than this guy is Uwe Boll & Lindsey Lohan...
This guy is definitely guilty !
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1:03PM on 08/26/2013

Dude, he has no defense.

You're guilty for saying that he does.
You're guilty for saying that he does.
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12:29PM on 08/26/2013

Guilty!!!!!!

He showed so much promise with Event Horizon but has pissed away all of that now.
He showed so much promise with Event Horizon but has pissed away all of that now.
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12:05PM on 08/26/2013

Maybe the MOST GUILTY defendant to date

However Event Horizon was not very good but I did enjoy Soldier.
However Event Horizon was not very good but I did enjoy Soldier.
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11:20AM on 08/26/2013
Guilty. I sat through most of Resident Evil Retribution slackjawed, astounded at how something so lazy, so slipshod, so poorly put together somehow found its way into theatres. And of course, he turned the whole series into "wife-insert fan fiction", and it's somehow even more obnoxious than when Len Wiseman does it. It's always style over substance with this guy and even then his style isn't great.
Guilty. I sat through most of Resident Evil Retribution slackjawed, astounded at how something so lazy, so slipshod, so poorly put together somehow found its way into theatres. And of course, he turned the whole series into "wife-insert fan fiction", and it's somehow even more obnoxious than when Len Wiseman does it. It's always style over substance with this guy and even then his style isn't great.
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11:17AM on 08/26/2013
GUILTY!!!
GUILTY!!!
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11:16AM on 08/26/2013
Guilty! He has destroyed the RE franchise with his wife. It's a shame to see those movies when the games are so freaking scary and good.
Guilty! He has destroyed the RE franchise with his wife. It's a shame to see those movies when the games are so freaking scary and good.
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11:15AM on 08/26/2013

Guilty!!

Put Danny Trejo on the stand next!
Put Danny Trejo on the stand next!
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11:01AM on 08/26/2013

GUILTY!

The only film of his that I like is Death Race. Everything else I've seen that he's done was crap. To the gallows, bitch.
The only film of his that I like is Death Race. Everything else I've seen that he's done was crap. To the gallows, bitch.
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10:47AM on 08/26/2013
Anyone voting this guy to be innocent obviously has poor taste in movies... This fuck deserves to be banished from Hollywood period
Anyone voting this guy to be innocent obviously has poor taste in movies... This fuck deserves to be banished from Hollywood period
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10:41AM on 08/26/2013
GUILTY
GUILTY
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10:24AM on 08/26/2013

Guilty

Throw away the key.
Throw away the key.
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10:18AM on 08/26/2013

Guilty

I say this because I know he has talent but instead of using it he just tries to make his movies look like a Zack Snyder film in every way.
I say this because I know he has talent but instead of using it he just tries to make his movies look like a Zack Snyder film in every way.
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10:10AM on 08/26/2013

guilty as fuck.

death penalty.
death penalty.
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9:56AM on 08/26/2013

Guilty

Event Horizon is in my top 30 favorite films. The Resident Evil series is a guilty pleasure of mine. I know they're not really that good of flicks, but I watch them when I am in the mood. That's the trick: I KNOW they're cheesy flicks. So basically all he has ever done that can actually be considered a good film is Event Horizon. Send him to jail where he can be anally raped by his horrid creations.
Event Horizon is in my top 30 favorite films. The Resident Evil series is a guilty pleasure of mine. I know they're not really that good of flicks, but I watch them when I am in the mood. That's the trick: I KNOW they're cheesy flicks. So basically all he has ever done that can actually be considered a good film is Event Horizon. Send him to jail where he can be anally raped by his horrid creations.
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9:58AM on 08/26/2013
If there's something you can get out of the Resident Evil series, then WS is doing something right. You are allowed to create your own definitions of "good" and "bad".
If there's something you can get out of the Resident Evil series, then WS is doing something right. You are allowed to create your own definitions of "good" and "bad".
9:47AM on 08/26/2013

Not Guilty

Sending this guy to movie jail feels like when they sentence a guy for life for weed possession. Anderson likes to make fun cheesy action movies. Sure they hit or miss, but he's not misleading anyone. He's not aiming for an Oscar, barely aiming for a MTV award.
Sending this guy to movie jail feels like when they sentence a guy for life for weed possession. Anderson likes to make fun cheesy action movies. Sure they hit or miss, but he's not misleading anyone. He's not aiming for an Oscar, barely aiming for a MTV award.
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9:47AM on 08/26/2013
Though I am a fan of Death Race, some of the RE and Mortal Kombat (even if its PG-13) I still have to give him a GUILTY. The bad, sorry the terrible, outweighs the good.
Though I am a fan of Death Race, some of the RE and Mortal Kombat (even if its PG-13) I still have to give him a GUILTY. The bad, sorry the terrible, outweighs the good.
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9:43AM on 08/26/2013
Shower or mess hall shanking at movie jail.
Shower or mess hall shanking at movie jail.
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9:43AM on 08/26/2013

GUILTY

Guilty, Guilty, Guilty, FUCK HIM FOREVER CUZ OF AVP. Guilty!!!
Guilty, Guilty, Guilty, FUCK HIM FOREVER CUZ OF AVP. Guilty!!!
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9:29AM on 08/26/2013
Resident guilty.
Resident guilty.
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9:26AM on 08/26/2013

Not guilty

I enjoyed Mortal Kombat (which my still be the best movie based on a video game), Three Musketeers, Death Race. I didn't like the Resident Evil series, but others seem to like it since they keep making money.

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Don't even compare him to Bay, he's not even close to Bay. Which is funny all the hate Bay gets, but ppl keep dishing out money to see his movies. He must be doing something right.
I enjoyed Mortal Kombat (which my still be the best movie based on a video game), Three Musketeers, Death Race. I didn't like the Resident Evil series, but others seem to like it since they keep making money.

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Don't even compare him to Bay, he's not even close to Bay. Which is funny all the hate Bay gets, but ppl keep dishing out money to see his movies. He must be doing something right.
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9:25AM on 08/26/2013
This guy was fucking born and raised in movie jail! Put him on death row now! This guy is one of the biggest HACKS in film history! I have not enjoyed any of his films that I've seen. It's all pure and utter crap!
This guy was fucking born and raised in movie jail! Put him on death row now! This guy is one of the biggest HACKS in film history! I have not enjoyed any of his films that I've seen. It's all pure and utter crap!
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9:23AM on 08/26/2013

Not

Hard one. Aside from AVP, Three Musketeers, and the ho hum Resident Evil series, I like his movies.
Hard one. Aside from AVP, Three Musketeers, and the ho hum Resident Evil series, I like his movies.
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9:18AM on 08/26/2013

Not Guilty

Save your time and lock him up now because there's no way voices like mine will become a majority here, but I'm a huge WS fan. Yeah, when he misses he misses big, but he's all style and when it hits it hits big - Afterlife being far and away his greatest artistic achievement (yes, artistic! I'll spare you that diatribe...). Thumbs down, vote guilty, whatever... Paul W.S. Anderson and his wife make the movies they want to make for the people who want to see them, and I will continue to bask in
Save your time and lock him up now because there's no way voices like mine will become a majority here, but I'm a huge WS fan. Yeah, when he misses he misses big, but he's all style and when it hits it hits big - Afterlife being far and away his greatest artistic achievement (yes, artistic! I'll spare you that diatribe...). Thumbs down, vote guilty, whatever... Paul W.S. Anderson and his wife make the movies they want to make for the people who want to see them, and I will continue to bask in the STYLE.
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9:11AM on 08/26/2013
Unless he can dig out the lost scenes of Event Horizon, throw him in jail and melt the key.
Unless he can dig out the lost scenes of Event Horizon, throw him in jail and melt the key.
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9:00AM on 08/26/2013
Fuck this guy.
Fuck this guy.
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8:59AM on 08/26/2013
if michael bay and uwe boll had a baby... this guy. get this bitch a toothbrush while we're at it.
if michael bay and uwe boll had a baby... this guy. get this bitch a toothbrush while we're at it.
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8:34AM on 08/26/2013

Guilty

Just for having a name too similar to Paul Thomas Anderson I want him thrown away. I keep confusing the two names. Got super excited when I started the Pompeii trailer, thinking Paul Thomas Anderson directed (which would be friggin amazing), then within seconds realized it was Paul WS Anderson. Needless to say I was quite disappointed.
Just for having a name too similar to Paul Thomas Anderson I want him thrown away. I keep confusing the two names. Got super excited when I started the Pompeii trailer, thinking Paul Thomas Anderson directed (which would be friggin amazing), then within seconds realized it was Paul WS Anderson. Needless to say I was quite disappointed.
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9:19AM on 08/26/2013
wat
wat
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8:28AM on 08/26/2013

Not Guilty

The prosecution lost all credibility when they cited Soldier as a reason for condemning Mr Anderson. Well done to the defence for picking up THAT error!!!
The prosecution lost all credibility when they cited Soldier as a reason for condemning Mr Anderson. Well done to the defence for picking up THAT error!!!
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8:27AM on 08/26/2013

GUILTY

The Three Musketeers... I want 2 hours of my life back.
Resident Evil series. The first was bearable, the others sucked big time.
The Three Musketeers... I want 2 hours of my life back.
Resident Evil series. The first was bearable, the others sucked big time.
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8:22AM on 08/26/2013

Guilty!

One of the worst in the business and continues to show in his work
One of the worst in the business and continues to show in his work
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8:02AM on 08/26/2013

GUILTY!

Not only for his movies, but also for his mug which doesn't deserve someone like Milla.
Not only for his movies, but also for his mug which doesn't deserve someone like Milla.
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7:53AM on 08/26/2013
Not guilty. My prosecution would be just The Three Musketeers. I quite enjoy Resident Evil movies (particularly the first and second movie). Anderson was very good directing Event Horizon and that's okay in my book. Extra tidbit: Steven Seagal.
Not guilty. My prosecution would be just The Three Musketeers. I quite enjoy Resident Evil movies (particularly the first and second movie). Anderson was very good directing Event Horizon and that's okay in my book. Extra tidbit: Steven Seagal.
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