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10.07.2013by:

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This is Movie Jail, a unique maximum security prison that houses some of the worst writers, directors, actors and producers from Hollywood and beyond. Their crimes? The offenses vary from convict to convict but most of these inmates have contributed negatively to the film world to some capacity and his or her misdeeds have covered a long enough period of time that the authorities had to intervene. In each column a defendant is put on trial, arguments are made, and then it is up to YOU, the jury, to decide if the person is guilty or not guilty of crimes against cinema. Their lives are in your hands, dude.

The Defendant

The Case

The Prosecution: New Year's Eve, I Don't Know How She Does It, Sex and the City 2, Did You Hear About the Morgans?, Spinning Into Butter, Failure to Launch, Dudley Do-Right, 'Til There Was You,

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, during Matthew Broderick's trial last week several of you commented on how his wife, Sarah Jessica Parker, should take the stand next. Broderick's case might be a debatable, but there's no denying SJP is the guiltiest of the guilty. Many actors and actresses have been accused of playing the same character or playing characters that seem to be mirrored versions of their real life personas, but few, if any, have done it so often as Sarah Jessica Parker.

Am I exaggerating when I say she always plays successful women from New York? Only slightly. Ms. Parker might have won a bunch of Golden Globes and Emmys as Carrie Bradshaw in Sex and the City, but playing almost identical characters in nearly all of her recent films has done her absolutely no favors. And it's not like Sarah Jessica Parker is appearing in award winning films either, except Golden Raspberry winners. Her filmography from 2009 to 2011 looks like a list of Movie Jail war crimes: Did You Hear About The Morgans?, Sex and the City 2, I Don't Know How She Does It, and New Year's Eve. And it's not like her earlier films were much better. Dudley Do-Right anyone?

But the prosecution's main complaint against the actress is her post-Sex and the City filmography and for good reason. Some critics have called the show a game-changer and say it helped revolutionize how women are portrayed on television. Others say it killed feminism, but we want to look at the positive side of that issue. Why? Because for all the good she may have done for women while on Sex and the City, she has completely erased it with her recent films. These roles aren't just poor caricatures of her Carrie Bradshaw character: they are a slap in the face to every women who felt empowered by Sex and the City. It's like they take the worst parts of the show and her character when making a film around Ms. Parker, and then expect fans to show up. 

Female movie goers and television viewers deserve better. Hell, we all deserve a break from Sarah Jessica Parker. It's time for the actress to pay for her crimes against film and her own sex. Long story short, Sarah Jessica Parker needs to spend some significant time in Movie Jail.

The Defense: Sex and the City (series and first movie) Smart People, The Family Stone, State and Main, Extreme Measures, The First Wives Club, Mars Attacks!, Miami Rhapsody, Ed Wood, Hocus Pocus, Honey Moon in Vegas

Ladies and gentlemen, to be honest the defense feels a little like Keanu Reeves at the beginning of The Devil's Advocate with this trial. Hey, some cases are harder to defend than others. But the jury should remember that Sarah Jessica Parker can act and has been pretty damn good in the past. Ed Wood is a particular favorite, and besides being a great film her performance is excellent. Hocus Pocus is a fantastic Halloween movie for kids and SJP brought a lot of energy to the role. Sure, some of her recent films have been questionable, but Smart People is a fine small movie starring the actress, even if it does feel like a Woody Allen knock-off.

And speaking of her "questionable" movies, are they really the worst movies ever? It might be easy to shit on Sarah Jessica Parker and maybe make a horse joke or two, but would you actually compare her films to war crimes? You can knock her for playing Carrie Bradshaw too often, but it fits her well and many female fans love her, even though the prosecution claims they should reject the actress. Would you say the same thing to movie buff who is male and likes Jason Staham or Vin Diesel? I don't think so.

Look, the defense knows most of the jury probably had a verdict ready as soon as they saw the headline, but take some time with this case. Revisit some of her films and you might be surprised to see how talented she actually is. Sarah Jessica Parker might forever be known as Carrie Bradshaw, but that should not equal a guilty verdict.

IN CLOSING...

Should Sarah Jessica Parker be sent to Movie Jail? Is she an untalented actress or one stuck playing a well-known character type? Is she to blame or is she just accepting the roles that are offered to her? Is Sarah Jessica Parker GUILTY or NOT GUILTY?

COMMENT BELOW WITH YOUR VERDICT!

*The cases for and against a defendant going to Movie Jail by the author are not necessarily his views and opinions but they are some of the beliefs that one would use to effectively make an argument for both sides. Not quite a devil's advocate but you get the point. Anyways, this is all in fun so don't take it too seriously. We have a separate jail for those people called "Troll Tower" and believe me you do NOT want to go there.

WHAT SAY YOU, GUILTY OR NOT?

LAST WEEK'S VERDICT

Looks like Ferris Bueller isn't going to get a day off for a long time since the jury has decided Matthew Broderick is GUILTY of all charges. Some members of the jury tried to play the nostalgia card, however it wasn't enough and the actor is now sitting in Movie Jail. Tough break Bueller.

PREVIOUS VERDICTS

GUILTY Adam Sandler, Eddie Murphy, Vince Vaughn, Tim Burton, The Farrelly Brothers, Michael Bay, Jessica Alba, Ice Cube, Gerard Butler, Halle Berry, Marlon Wayans, Julia Roberts, M. Night Shyamalan , Katherine Heigl , Cuba Gooding, Jr. , Tyler Perry, Cameron Diaz, Kate Hudson, Ashton Kutcher, Happy Madison Productions, Jennifer Lopez, Bruce Willis, Paul W.S. Anderson, Matthew Broderick

NOT GUILTY Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer, Nic Cage, John Travolta, Oliver Stone, Ben Stiller, Jim Carrey, Wes Craven, Matthew McConaughey, Robert Rodriguez, Kristen Stewart, Roland Emmerich, Kevin Costner, Sandra Bullock, Hilary Swank, Al Pacino, Keanu Reeves, Kevin Smith, Channing Tatum, Jennifer Aniston, Owen Wilson, Anna Faris, Robin Williams, Charlize Theron, Ray Liotta, Jason Statham, Paul Walker, Will Smith, Salma Hayek, Michael Cera, Johnny Depp, Ryan Reynolds, Milla Jovovich, John Singleton, Jon Voight, Jack Black, Brian De Palma, Jerry Bruckheimer

Extra Tidbit: Who should stand trial next week? Share your suggestions for actors, directors and writers below with your verdict!
Source: JoBlo.com

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5:28PM on 10/08/2013

Not Guilty.

I find myself in a quandry. I just about can't abide the woman, but the defense has made a compelling case for me.

She's got reasonable doubt. Not saying she didn't do those awful things, but I don't feel like lobbing stones today.
I find myself in a quandry. I just about can't abide the woman, but the defense has made a compelling case for me.

She's got reasonable doubt. Not saying she didn't do those awful things, but I don't feel like lobbing stones today.
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9:16AM on 10/08/2013
Lock her up in a her stable and throw away the key!!!!
Lock her up in a her stable and throw away the key!!!!
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7:10AM on 10/08/2013
@MikeM Oh man.. im so glad you brought this up..Do you know about this? bℴw6.ℭom
@MikeM Oh man.. im so glad you brought this up..Do you know about this? bℴw6.ℭom
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5:12AM on 10/08/2013

Guilty

Sex and the City, nuff said.
Sex and the City, nuff said.
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3:04AM on 10/08/2013

Guilty

I thought she was still serving life due to Striking Distance.
I thought she was still serving life due to Striking Distance.
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10:43PM on 10/07/2013

Guilty

Just for that abomination known as Sex in the City.
Just for that abomination known as Sex in the City.
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9:11PM on 10/07/2013

Guilty

While she is two of my favorites, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun and Footloose, and was pretty funny in LA Story... those flicks were all back in the 80s. Striking Distance was good, but that too was along time ago. Everything else is just meh.
While she is two of my favorites, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun and Footloose, and was pretty funny in LA Story... those flicks were all back in the 80s. Striking Distance was good, but that too was along time ago. Everything else is just meh.
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9:09PM on 10/07/2013
Didn't I read somewhere, that they're making a modern version of Mr. Ed, and she's the only one that's received a script??...
Didn't I read somewhere, that they're making a modern version of Mr. Ed, and she's the only one that's received a script??...
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9:01PM on 10/07/2013
Can't we just move her to Guantanamo, and call it good?
Can't we just move her to Guantanamo, and call it good?
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8:14PM on 10/07/2013

SHE'S A TALENTED ACTRESS.

And that's exactly why she's Guilty. Squandering your talent is a worse movie crime than not having any. Say what you want about SEX & THE CITY: THE MOVIE, but it had enough drama for the 4 actresses to bring their A-game... and they did. And she was great in the series, and, in THE FAMILY STONE.

Playing CARRIE BRADSHAW in a lot of her movies has ruined her career. And she's not even good at playing that anymore. That's one of the reasons why I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT has a terrible
And that's exactly why she's Guilty. Squandering your talent is a worse movie crime than not having any. Say what you want about SEX & THE CITY: THE MOVIE, but it had enough drama for the 4 actresses to bring their A-game... and they did. And she was great in the series, and, in THE FAMILY STONE.

Playing CARRIE BRADSHAW in a lot of her movies has ruined her career. And she's not even good at playing that anymore. That's one of the reasons why I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT has a terrible ensemble cast, and, one of the reasons why she had no chemistry with Matthew McConaughey in FAILURE TO LUNCH nor with Hugh Grant in MORGANS. NEW YEAR'S EVE and ESCAPE FROM PLANET EARTH are as terrible as I.D.K.H.S.I., and her performance in the latter was her blandest to date. Yes, she was O.K. in FOOTLOOSE and ED WOOD, but it's not like those movies are remembered the way they are because of her.

Her biggest crime is what you said about ruining what SEX & THE CITY did for women. That series showed us that you can be materialistic without being shallow. But in the 2nd movie, the characters became shallow. Plus, for some reason she agreed to guest star on GLEE and play the most one-dimensional version of CARRIE ever written.

You asked if she has ever been in one of the worst movies ever. Well, so far I haven't given a 0 to one of her movies, but I have given a 1 to a couple of them.
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7:45PM on 10/07/2013

Guilty !

She Is Guilty, I dont think she has proven to be a very valuable actress....I mean can not really name one movie where her performance was outstanding....if she was going to a popular A-List actress, it would have happened by now....she should go to Movie Jail.
She Is Guilty, I dont think she has proven to be a very valuable actress....I mean can not really name one movie where her performance was outstanding....if she was going to a popular A-List actress, it would have happened by now....she should go to Movie Jail.
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6:35PM on 10/07/2013

Guilty.

I only liked her in Hocus Pocus. In her other good films (Ed Wood, etc.) you could probably replace her with any actress and not miss a beat.
And I'm glad the site listened to me, since I was one who suggested her for this week. I noticed we never had a writer before. About David S. Goyer (also director) for next week. Should be an interesting debate.
I only liked her in Hocus Pocus. In her other good films (Ed Wood, etc.) you could probably replace her with any actress and not miss a beat.
And I'm glad the site listened to me, since I was one who suggested her for this week. I noticed we never had a writer before. About David S. Goyer (also director) for next week. Should be an interesting debate.
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6:20PM on 10/07/2013

Guilty

This one was extremely easy. She's done one or two okay movies, but the rest if her filmography is crap. Guilty.
This one was extremely easy. She's done one or two okay movies, but the rest if her filmography is crap. Guilty.
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6:11PM on 10/07/2013

NOT GUILTY!

She's got good comedic timing! She also represents a whole generation of women, a bad actress/actor does not inspire so much confidence in such a large group of people. It' like saying James Gandolfini belongs in Movie Jail because he plays the same character in every movie. The two of them are good in their iconic roles, but they've also both taken risks and given other good performances. Recently they both played to type, but you can't blame them. They have a huge following and a lot of their
She's got good comedic timing! She also represents a whole generation of women, a bad actress/actor does not inspire so much confidence in such a large group of people. It' like saying James Gandolfini belongs in Movie Jail because he plays the same character in every movie. The two of them are good in their iconic roles, but they've also both taken risks and given other good performances. Recently they both played to type, but you can't blame them. They have a huge following and a lot of their fans only accept them in one role. In defense of Sarah, she also tried to take a risk by appearing in Lovelace as Gloria Steinem, but her role was unfortunately cut out of the movie. I've seen her potential in certain episodes of SATC, as well as movies like Ed Wood and The Family Stone, with the righr vehicle, she can still surprise.
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2:16PM on 10/07/2013

Guilty

Is it election week for the prosecution? They are aiming for very easy targets the last two weeks.
Now can the court please send someone to take my boyfriend's Sex and the City DVD box set as evidence of her crimes?
Is it election week for the prosecution? They are aiming for very easy targets the last two weeks.
Now can the court please send someone to take my boyfriend's Sex and the City DVD box set as evidence of her crimes?
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1:50PM on 10/07/2013
GUILTY!!!!
Although I'm surprised the defense didn't mention L.A. Story and I LOVED how she asked (while reading a review) if she really had the face of a horse in Ed Wood!!!

Extra Tidbit: Nicole Kidman already!
GUILTY!!!!
Although I'm surprised the defense didn't mention L.A. Story and I LOVED how she asked (while reading a review) if she really had the face of a horse in Ed Wood!!!

Extra Tidbit: Nicole Kidman already!
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1:33PM on 10/07/2013
Guilty!
Guilty!
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12:00PM on 10/07/2013

Guilty

But only on a technicality because I never really class her as a movie star but a TV star who sometimes made movies
But only on a technicality because I never really class her as a movie star but a TV star who sometimes made movies
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11:54AM on 10/07/2013

Tidbit...

Kevin Costner
Kevin Costner
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1:53PM on 10/07/2013
You want to retry him? He was found not guilty right before Sandra Bullock.
You want to retry him? He was found not guilty right before Sandra Bullock.
3:13PM on 10/07/2013
double jeopardy unless you can find a new reason to place him on trial.
double jeopardy unless you can find a new reason to place him on trial.
11:52AM on 10/07/2013

KRYPTONIAN GUILTY!

Since Matthew is already in Movie Jail and she's even less talented than he is, they should share a cell. Book em'!
Since Matthew is already in Movie Jail and she's even less talented than he is, they should share a cell. Book em'!
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11:33AM on 10/07/2013

Guilty

She was decent in War Horse though
She was decent in War Horse though
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11:31AM on 10/07/2013
didn't even need to bother reading the defence, this one is definitely GUILTY!
didn't even need to bother reading the defence, this one is definitely GUILTY!
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11:25AM on 10/07/2013

She looks like a foot and for this reason she is GUILTY!

I really do have an irational dislike of her. I'm sure she's a saint but as far as I am concerned she is guilty.
I really do have an irational dislike of her. I'm sure she's a saint but as far as I am concerned she is guilty.
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11:16AM on 10/07/2013

GUILTY

Throw her in that hell hole Bruce Wayne had to climb out of.
Throw her in that hell hole Bruce Wayne had to climb out of.
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11:14AM on 10/07/2013

Guilty

Even in her early roles, she never impressed. She's bland and boring in every role, and the fact that 95% of her bigger roles have been slight variations of the same character don't help her.

Lock her in the slammer and throw away the key.

Side note- Am I the only one here that hates 'Hocus Pocus'?
Even in her early roles, she never impressed. She's bland and boring in every role, and the fact that 95% of her bigger roles have been slight variations of the same character don't help her.

Lock her in the slammer and throw away the key.

Side note- Am I the only one here that hates 'Hocus Pocus'?
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11:05AM on 10/07/2013
I say Not Guilty just for Hocus Pocus. But I can understand the Guilty ones.
I say Not Guilty just for Hocus Pocus. But I can understand the Guilty ones.
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10:54AM on 10/07/2013

Guilty

Has she ever made anything worth watching?
Has she ever made anything worth watching?
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10:44AM on 10/07/2013
I will say this, I vote guilty because she doesn't make moves people want to see. Her acting, I just don't know. But honestly NOBODY in Hollywood takes more abuse from fans and critics that Sarah. People are cruel about her. That is kinda sad. She brings out the bully in people.
I will say this, I vote guilty because she doesn't make moves people want to see. Her acting, I just don't know. But honestly NOBODY in Hollywood takes more abuse from fans and critics that Sarah. People are cruel about her. That is kinda sad. She brings out the bully in people.
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10:41AM on 10/07/2013

Guilty.

I really do not watch too many movies with SJP. She was good in Hocus Pocus. But that was a LONG time ago. I would like to see her bewbs. But that's about it. I mean, when was the last time she made a movie that people really wanted to see?
I really do not watch too many movies with SJP. She was good in Hocus Pocus. But that was a LONG time ago. I would like to see her bewbs. But that's about it. I mean, when was the last time she made a movie that people really wanted to see?
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10:35AM on 10/07/2013

Guilty

SJP peaked with "Square Pegs". (Damn, how old am I?)

Tidbit: Angelina Jolie
SJP peaked with "Square Pegs". (Damn, how old am I?)

Tidbit: Angelina Jolie
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11:53AM on 10/07/2013
Lol, yeah not happening on the tidbit.
Lol, yeah not happening on the tidbit.
12:08AM on 10/08/2013
Why?

And how would you know?
Why?

And how would you know?
10:33AM on 10/07/2013

Guilty

Outside of Ed Wood and the Series, not the movie, she is very unappealing.
Outside of Ed Wood and the Series, not the movie, she is very unappealing.
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10:32AM on 10/07/2013

Guilty.

I didn't read the article, because I didn't need to. GUILTY.
I didn't read the article, because I didn't need to. GUILTY.
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10:30AM on 10/07/2013

No Brainer

I did know she was a free woman?!! I thought she'd been locked up for years! GUILTY as hell. Let her and Broderick share a cell. GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY.
I did know she was a free woman?!! I thought she'd been locked up for years! GUILTY as hell. Let her and Broderick share a cell. GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY.
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10:29AM on 10/07/2013

No Brainer

I did know she was a free woman?!! I thought she'd been locked up for years! GUILTY as hell. Let her and Broderick share a cell. GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY.
I did know she was a free woman?!! I thought she'd been locked up for years! GUILTY as hell. Let her and Broderick share a cell. GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY.
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10:24AM on 10/07/2013
This is the worst movie jail pick, like really you dont know the answer already? What a waste of a articule.
This is the worst movie jail pick, like really you dont know the answer already? What a waste of a articule.
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10:09AM on 10/07/2013

10 possible things to do with jessica parker after she is found guilty...

1. Lock her up with Mathew Broderick so he can continue his bestiality fetish.
2. Release her as a mustang back amongst the wild horses where she belongs.
3. Lock her up in a stable and throw away the key.
4. Tell Mr. Ed we have had enough of his progeny and let him deal with his own children.
5. Send her to the glue factory
6. Retire her as a traveling pony ride at the state fairs
7. Send her out for stud. Maybe she can create the next Kentucky derby winner
8. Let her start a singing
1. Lock her up with Mathew Broderick so he can continue his bestiality fetish.
2. Release her as a mustang back amongst the wild horses where she belongs.
3. Lock her up in a stable and throw away the key.
4. Tell Mr. Ed we have had enough of his progeny and let him deal with his own children.
5. Send her to the glue factory
6. Retire her as a traveling pony ride at the state fairs
7. Send her out for stud. Maybe she can create the next Kentucky derby winner
8. Let her start a singing career as something new to torture inmates at gitmo. Its the singing horse album.
9. Put her in a zoo so she can enjoy eating hay while tourists gawk and snap pictures from afar.
10. Trade her for a few bucks and a 6 pack of beer. Im sure its a fair trade. Barely....
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10:09AM on 10/07/2013
Guilty. How do you make Sex and the City 2, Have You Heard About the Morgans and I Don't Know How She Does It pretty much back to back to back unless you're not a good actress, people aren't sending you scripts and you take what you can get, you're desperate for a part, you've got really bad luck or any combination of the above?
Guilty. How do you make Sex and the City 2, Have You Heard About the Morgans and I Don't Know How She Does It pretty much back to back to back unless you're not a good actress, people aren't sending you scripts and you take what you can get, you're desperate for a part, you've got really bad luck or any combination of the above?
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10:06AM on 10/07/2013

Um....

Who gives a crap?!
Who gives a crap?!
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10:05AM on 10/07/2013

Guilty!!!!!

If she is not guilty I do not know who is. She has had some good movies but they are not good because of her. Ed Wood was good because of Depp and Landau. Mars Atttacks! was good because of everybody else in the movie. Although she is quite enjoyable in Hocus Pocus.
If she is not guilty I do not know who is. She has had some good movies but they are not good because of her. Ed Wood was good because of Depp and Landau. Mars Atttacks! was good because of everybody else in the movie. Although she is quite enjoyable in Hocus Pocus.
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9:56AM on 10/07/2013

Defense...

SJP should get a pass based on two simple things alone, Hocus Pocus and Flight Of The Navigator. The defense rests.
SJP should get a pass based on two simple things alone, Hocus Pocus and Flight Of The Navigator. The defense rests.
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10:16AM on 10/07/2013
What? Her husband didn't get a pass for Beuller, which is WAY more of a classic than both those combined. I also don't like the nostalgia vote. In real law, you can't say well I saved a bunch of ppls lives a long time ago and was semi-famous for it, but I just killed my wife. Past doesn't make present ok, and I even lean that way for de Niro/Pacino
What? Her husband didn't get a pass for Beuller, which is WAY more of a classic than both those combined. I also don't like the nostalgia vote. In real law, you can't say well I saved a bunch of ppls lives a long time ago and was semi-famous for it, but I just killed my wife. Past doesn't make present ok, and I even lean that way for de Niro/Pacino
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9:56AM on 10/07/2013
I really like her... oh no, I'm thinking of someone good, Seabiscuit.... that was it!

Seabiscuit is not Guilty!

but SJP is guilty!
I really like her... oh no, I'm thinking of someone good, Seabiscuit.... that was it!

Seabiscuit is not Guilty!

but SJP is guilty!
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9:51AM on 10/07/2013

It it even a question?

GUILTY
GUILTY
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9:47AM on 10/07/2013
Wait... there's a *defence*?!
Wait... there's a *defence*?!
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9:29AM on 10/07/2013

guilty

dead by firing squad
dead by firing squad
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9:04AM on 10/07/2013

Ok...

Let's just all try to make as many Sarah Jessica horse jokes. And see who has the best. And he should win a DVD....of Sarah Jessica Parker's (my vote is for War Horse)
Let's just all try to make as many Sarah Jessica horse jokes. And see who has the best. And he should win a DVD....of Sarah Jessica Parker's (my vote is for War Horse)
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9:08AM on 10/07/2013
Horse jokes and win a DVD of War Horse, hehe. Awesome!
Horse jokes and win a DVD of War Horse, hehe. Awesome!
9:28AM on 10/07/2013
SJP walks in to a bar and the barman says, 'why the long face?'
oh wait, A horse walks in to a bar....
SJP walks in to a bar and the barman says, 'why the long face?'
oh wait, A horse walks in to a bar....
10:04AM on 10/07/2013
I love the why the long face. Especially to their face real dry. Also I would like to note I made the seabiscuit joke first
I love the why the long face. Especially to their face real dry. Also I would like to note I made the seabiscuit joke first
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9:00AM on 10/07/2013

Hmmm

I liked her performance in seabiscuit. But seriously (and I'd bet someone else has said this and I haven't checked), GUILTY!!! TO FIVE YEARS IN A STABLE
I liked her performance in seabiscuit. But seriously (and I'd bet someone else has said this and I haven't checked), GUILTY!!! TO FIVE YEARS IN A STABLE
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8:59AM on 10/07/2013

I'd Break...

Bueller out of jail for sure...but leave his wife in the hoosegow.

Parker-GUILTY.
Bueller out of jail for sure...but leave his wife in the hoosegow.

Parker-GUILTY.
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8:55AM on 10/07/2013
"I mean they show Sarah Jessica Parker on TV and she looks like a foot!"

Guilty
"I mean they show Sarah Jessica Parker on TV and she looks like a foot!"

Guilty
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8:26AM on 10/07/2013

But if you meet

a friendly horse.
Will you communicate by
mo-o-o-o-orse?
mo-o-o-o-orse?
mo-o-o-o-orse?
How will you speak to that
ho-o-o-o-orse?
ho-o-o-o-orse?
ho-o-o-o-orse?

(Guilty)
a friendly horse.
Will you communicate by
mo-o-o-o-orse?
mo-o-o-o-orse?
mo-o-o-o-orse?
How will you speak to that
ho-o-o-o-orse?
ho-o-o-o-orse?
ho-o-o-o-orse?

(Guilty)
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9:38AM on 10/09/2013
Thank you for that.
Thank you for that.
8:25AM on 10/07/2013
Guilty. Even though she was very good in Extreme Measures and I like her a lot in Hocus Pocus, her movies as of late really suck.
Guilty. Even though she was very good in Extreme Measures and I like her a lot in Hocus Pocus, her movies as of late really suck.
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8:21AM on 10/07/2013

Guilty

I'm not even reading this article.
I'm not even reading this article.
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8:13AM on 10/07/2013

Not Guilty

I know this is a wildly unpopular opinion, but I love her.
I know this is a wildly unpopular opinion, but I love her.
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