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New Expendables pic

Sep. 29, 2009by: Mike Sampson

Empire Online has debuted a new pic from THE EXPENDABLES and it looks like Sylvester Stallone has just got done kicking some unholy ass. In fact, looking at this picture makes me wonder what he's about to say. "Yeah, I killed em! So what??" I think a pic like this is perfect for a little caption contest. Leave your best stab at a caption in the Strike Backs below and I'll go through and pick a winner. Of course the winner doesn't really win anything but you'll get the admiration of your peers.

Meanwhile, when can we see a trailer for this flick? There was that leaked teaser trailer out of Venice that was removed from YouTube by Lionsgate. But when can we see something official?

Extra Tidbit: How did Van Damme turn this movie down?
Source: Empire Online

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11:40AM on 10/06/2009
"Aaaadrian!!!"
"Aaaadrian!!!"
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9:14PM on 10/01/2009
"I am the law"........God I hope this movie doesn't suck!!!!!!!
"I am the law"........God I hope this movie doesn't suck!!!!!!!
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1:30PM on 10/01/2009
"Yo, anybody want a hamburger?"
"Yo, anybody want a hamburger?"
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8:07AM on 10/01/2009
"Oooops! I did it again!"
"Oooops! I did it again!"
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2:41PM on 09/30/2009
"No, I'm serious you guys, Brigitte's vagina was THIS big..."
"No, I'm serious you guys, Brigitte's vagina was THIS big..."
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2:19PM on 09/30/2009
"Not again... This happens every time I raise my arms. I've really gotta start using deodorant."
"Not again... This happens every time I raise my arms. I've really gotta start using deodorant."
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10:51AM on 09/30/2009
"What now, BITCH?!!!!!"
"What now, BITCH?!!!!!"
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7:46AM on 09/30/2009
(in Stallone-esque grunt and grumble) "YATTAA!!"
(in Stallone-esque grunt and grumble) "YATTAA!!"
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2:00AM on 09/30/2009

forget the first one

So I can't spell under pressure. Should have read:
"OKAY! So I OVERREACT sometimes!!"
So I can't spell under pressure. Should have read:
"OKAY! So I OVERREACT sometimes!!"
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1:48AM on 09/30/2009
Im so glad that by the leaked trailer i discovered that this is actually an 80's style action comedy film like Die Hard and Lethal Weapon. cant fucking wait!!
Im so glad that by the leaked trailer i discovered that this is actually an 80's style action comedy film like Die Hard and Lethal Weapon. cant fucking wait!!
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1:20AM on 09/30/2009
"You never said anything about loading them on the truck!"

or

"What now bitchezzzzzz"

or

"I've got the whole world, in my hands, I've got the whole wide world..."

or

"Y! C'mon guys! Y! M! C! C'MON GET UP AND SING!"
"You never said anything about loading them on the truck!"

or

"What now bitchezzzzzz"

or

"I've got the whole world, in my hands, I've got the whole wide world..."

or

"Y! C'mon guys! Y! M! C! C'MON GET UP AND SING!"
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12:17AM on 09/30/2009

Just like Drama.

VICTORY!!!!!!
VICTORY!!!!!!
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11:02PM on 09/29/2009
Right...anyone else have a problem with Judge Dredd?
Right...anyone else have a problem with Judge Dredd?
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10:59PM on 09/29/2009

quote

WTF!! Extras, all i got was extras?
WTF!! Extras, all i got was extras?
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10:52PM on 09/29/2009

here ya go

you like apples? HOW 'BOUT THEM APPLES!
you like apples? HOW 'BOUT THEM APPLES!
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10:50PM on 09/29/2009

yo!

border walls, we dont need no stinkn border walls. i just need a pickmeup truck and a glock.
border walls, we dont need no stinkn border walls. i just need a pickmeup truck and a glock.
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10:45PM on 09/29/2009
Seriously ! Who fucking farted ?!
Seriously ! Who fucking farted ?!
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10:36PM on 09/29/2009
Lol it actually kind of looks like he's saying the extra tidbit.
Lol it actually kind of looks like he's saying the extra tidbit.
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1:48AM on 09/30/2009
i think that was the point dude
i think that was the point dude
10:01AM on 09/30/2009
Mmm, agree to disagree buddy. I think that was just something straight out of Mike S's mouth. Oh well though, if I'm wrong then yea I fucked up. Probably no way of knowing though.
Mmm, agree to disagree buddy. I think that was just something straight out of Mike S's mouth. Oh well though, if I'm wrong then yea I fucked up. Probably no way of knowing though.
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10:29PM on 09/29/2009
What? They said i was short!
What? They said i was short!
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10:26PM on 09/29/2009
IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE Y!!!! M-C-A!

(edit: damnit, someone beat me to it...)
IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE Y!!!! M-C-A!

(edit: damnit, someone beat me to it...)
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10:06PM on 09/29/2009
I AM THE LAW!
I AM THE LAW!
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9:20PM on 09/29/2009
"they're only sleeping i swear!"
"they're only sleeping i swear!"
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8:26PM on 09/29/2009

caption...

Hey! Where's the chicks? I was promised hot chicks for this movie! All I see are dudes!
Hey! Where's the chicks? I was promised hot chicks for this movie! All I see are dudes!
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8:23PM on 09/29/2009
"Holy shit did you see that?"
"Holy shit did you see that?"
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7:59PM on 09/29/2009
HAHA!! Diplomatic immunity!
HAHA!! Diplomatic immunity!
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7:10PM on 09/29/2009

Caption 2

"I love you THIS much!"
"I love you THIS much!"
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6:57PM on 09/29/2009
"I'm finished" (Cue classical music)
"I'm finished" (Cue classical music)
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6:29PM on 09/29/2009
Fuck them! Over the Top was GOOD!
Fuck them! Over the Top was GOOD!
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6:08PM on 09/29/2009
Yeah....... But they were ALL bad.
Yeah....... But they were ALL bad.
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5:43PM on 09/29/2009
yeah I killed them with my penis...its this big!
yeah I killed them with my penis...its this big!
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5:42PM on 09/29/2009
What......... They were dead when I got here.
What......... They were dead when I got here.
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5:41PM on 09/29/2009
"I have you nothing to do with these bodies I swear!"
"I have you nothing to do with these bodies I swear!"
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5:27PM on 09/29/2009
"I have you nothing to do with these bodies I swear!"
"I have you nothing to do with these bodies I swear!"
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4:43PM on 09/29/2009

Caption 2

Anybody seen Cuff & Link? Don't make me go all Ray Tango on you!!!
Anybody seen Cuff & Link? Don't make me go all Ray Tango on you!!!
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4:38PM on 09/29/2009

Caption 1

A-Yo Paulie, SO WHAT, if I followed up Oscar with Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot?
A-Yo Paulie, SO WHAT, if I followed up Oscar with Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot?
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4:27PM on 09/29/2009

The caption...

Adrienne!!!!!!!!!!
Adrienne!!!!!!!!!!
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4:23PM on 09/29/2009

perfect caption

"I'm Duddits!"
"I'm Duddits!"
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4:14PM on 09/29/2009

OR....

"They just wanted DIRECTIONS? HOW was I to KNOW THAT??!!!"
"They just wanted DIRECTIONS? HOW was I to KNOW THAT??!!!"
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4:11PM on 09/29/2009

Caption comedy

I just saw Inglorious Basterds, is this a good start QT?
I just saw Inglorious Basterds, is this a good start QT?
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4:10PM on 09/29/2009

Caption comedy

I just saw Inglorious Basterds, is this a good start QT?
I just saw Inglorious Basterds, is this a good start QT?
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4:09PM on 09/29/2009

caption contest

How about: "Okay, SO I OVERACT SOMETIMES!!!"
How about: "Okay, SO I OVERACT SOMETIMES!!!"
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4:03PM on 09/29/2009

hey

RAMBO FUCK RAMBO...IM RAMBO
RAMBO FUCK RAMBO...IM RAMBO
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4:02PM on 09/29/2009

yoru right

right Van Damme would have fit in perfect...If u enjoyed Van Damme check out JCVD not a bad movie at all very original...
right Van Damme would have fit in perfect...If u enjoyed Van Damme check out JCVD not a bad movie at all very original...
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3:18PM on 09/29/2009
"Somebody forgot to clean up the extras!"
"Somebody forgot to clean up the extras!"
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3:16PM on 09/29/2009
"Arnold ain't got shit on me!"
"Arnold ain't got shit on me!"
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3:15PM on 09/29/2009
"Roman Polanski? My name is Luke Skywalker I'm here to rescue you"

feel sick just writing that!
"Roman Polanski? My name is Luke Skywalker I'm here to rescue you"

feel sick just writing that!
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3:09PM on 09/29/2009
Really?! You know how many nameless soldiers I've killed in my time!?!
Really?! You know how many nameless soldiers I've killed in my time!?!
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2:53PM on 09/29/2009
"I can't put my arms down! Ralphie, wait up!"
"I can't put my arms down! Ralphie, wait up!"
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2:45PM on 09/29/2009
"Hey guys! Check out my impression of Willem Dafoe! Genius, right?"
"Hey guys! Check out my impression of Willem Dafoe! Genius, right?"
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2:18PM on 09/29/2009

shoot first ask questions last!

"Alright now, which of you has got the keys to the... oh shit. umm, is anybody is still alive?...anybody? Oh well...."

"Alright now, which of you has got the keys to the... oh shit. umm, is anybody is still alive?...anybody? Oh well...."

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2:07PM on 09/29/2009

Can't believe nobody did this already, well..

" There can be only One ! "
" There can be only One ! "
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2:04PM on 09/29/2009
If this movie is anything like Rambo IV then I'm gonna scream and cheer at the insanity of it while face palming the entire time any supporting actor speaks a word of his awful dialogue.

I'm hoping we got something better then that though.
If this movie is anything like Rambo IV then I'm gonna scream and cheer at the insanity of it while face palming the entire time any supporting actor speaks a word of his awful dialogue.

I'm hoping we got something better then that though.
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1:23PM on 09/29/2009
AAAADRIIIIAAAAAAAN?
AAAADRIIIIAAAAAAAN?
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1:09PM on 09/29/2009

Huh???

What do you mean, its "Duck-Season"?
What do you mean, its "Duck-Season"?
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12:39PM on 09/29/2009

What?

I think he just said "Van Damme turned down the offer? What the fuck?"
I think he just said "Van Damme turned down the offer? What the fuck?"
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12:35PM on 09/29/2009
"Well that settles it....I'm switching back to Degree!"
"Well that settles it....I'm switching back to Degree!"
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12:20PM on 09/29/2009

i can't believe no on said...

"THE ARISTOCRATS!"
"THE ARISTOCRATS!"
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1:52PM on 09/29/2009
seriously, the first thing I thought but figured it was too easy.
seriously, the first thing I thought but figured it was too easy.
12:17PM on 09/29/2009

I saw the Venice trailer....

I got a chance to see that Venice bootleg trailer and it looked pretty good. It was straight up action, old school 80's style, and Eric Roberts looked solid as some dude in a suite screaming "I own you!!!!" at another bad guy. I watched it twice in a row and the third time it was taken down already. Saw some Dolph and Stathem shots too, but no Randy "The Ram" Robinson yet. Hope a legit trailer hits soon, I'm guessing in the next few weeks. [link]
I got a chance to see that Venice bootleg trailer and it looked pretty good. It was straight up action, old school 80's style, and Eric Roberts looked solid as some dude in a suite screaming "I own you!!!!" at another bad guy. I watched it twice in a row and the third time it was taken down already. Saw some Dolph and Stathem shots too, but no Randy "The Ram" Robinson yet. Hope a legit trailer hits soon, I'm guessing in the next few weeks. [link]
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12:15PM on 09/29/2009
How many times did I say it ?! Stop or my mom WILL shoot !
How many times did I say it ?! Stop or my mom WILL shoot !
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12:13PM on 09/29/2009

Caption:

"It's fun to stay at the YYYY MCA..."
"It's fun to stay at the YYYY MCA..."
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12:01PM on 09/29/2009
What do you mean, my armpits smell???
What do you mean, my armpits smell???
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11:57AM on 09/29/2009
"You missed!"
"You missed!"
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11:55AM on 09/29/2009
Little help please? I can't kill everybody AND dispose of all the bodies too!
Little help please? I can't kill everybody AND dispose of all the bodies too!
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2:20PM on 09/29/2009
LOL!
LOL!
11:49AM on 09/29/2009

Caption

"Yo, Adrian! I did it!!"
"Yo, Adrian! I did it!!"
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11:18AM on 09/29/2009

caption

"It's raining men! Hallelujah. It's .... Raining .... MEN."
"It's raining men! Hallelujah. It's .... Raining .... MEN."
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11:18AM on 09/29/2009
"I once shot a fish this big!"
"I once shot a fish this big!"
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11:10AM on 09/29/2009
"Anyone else wanna joke about Spy Kids 3?"
"Anyone else wanna joke about Spy Kids 3?"
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11:02AM on 09/29/2009

"Soooo.....

these guys were on our side? AAWWWW!"
these guys were on our side? AAWWWW!"
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10:56AM on 09/29/2009
"Aw what the fuck guys, don't leave! You really mean to tell me that I'm the ONLY one that wants to have sex with the bodies now!?"
"Aw what the fuck guys, don't leave! You really mean to tell me that I'm the ONLY one that wants to have sex with the bodies now!?"
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10:51AM on 09/29/2009
"Yo, I field stripped these soldiers AND my 9mm in under 15 seconds! WHAT?!?"
"Yo, I field stripped these soldiers AND my 9mm in under 15 seconds! WHAT?!?"
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10:50AM on 09/29/2009
"See what happens when you call me Peter Petrelli..."
"See what happens when you call me Peter Petrelli..."
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10:47AM on 09/29/2009
KNEEL BEFORE SLY!!!
KNEEL BEFORE SLY!!!
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10:43AM on 09/29/2009

I'm going to hell for this joke

I don't know what Don Cheadle was so upset about.
I don't know what Don Cheadle was so upset about.
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10:30AM on 09/29/2009
"Dear Razzies, this is what will happen to you if i'm nominated for one more of your bullshit rewards!"
"Dear Razzies, this is what will happen to you if i'm nominated for one more of your bullshit rewards!"
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10:09AM on 09/29/2009
"You think my BO is bad, imagine what I woulda done to you with the gun"
"You think my BO is bad, imagine what I woulda done to you with the gun"
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10:09AM on 09/29/2009
Guard: NO TOUCHING!
Stallone: NO TOUCHING!
Guard: NO TOUCHING!
Stallone: NO TOUCHING!
Guard: NO TOUCHING!
Stallone: NO TOUCHING!
Guard: NO TOUCHING!
Stallone: NO TOUCHING!
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10:02AM on 09/29/2009
I'm finished !
I'm finished !
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10:01AM on 09/29/2009
"...and that's the bottom line because Stallone says so! Suck it Austin!"
"...and that's the bottom line because Stallone says so! Suck it Austin!"
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9:58AM on 09/29/2009

I Don't Sweat

Coz I use Lynx Africa
Coz I use Lynx Africa
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9:56AM on 09/29/2009
"All with ONE bullet..."
"All with ONE bullet..."
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9:53AM on 09/29/2009

caption

"Stallone, bitches . . . recognize!"
"Stallone, bitches . . . recognize!"
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9:17AM on 09/29/2009

Prespiration

" Oh C'mon guys one more song..Its fun to stay at the...Y.."
" Oh C'mon guys one more song..Its fun to stay at the...Y.."
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9:43AM on 09/29/2009
LOL!
LOL!
9:16AM on 09/29/2009

Lame caption attempt no.1

Rambo: The Musical!
Rambo: The Musical!
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