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05.30.2009

Stephen Sommers' version of G.I. JOE may not be quite the poorly animated "Real American Hero" you probably remember from your childhood, but it seems equally cartoonish.

MTV has a clip from the upcoming flick, in which the Baroness and Storm Shadow (the civilian variant action figure) attack the Eiffel Tower with super nano-acid or whatever, while the new JOE recruits try to thwart the evil plan using their silver bouncy suits.

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Extra Tidbit: The Baroness -- you know you're digging that.
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1:44AM on 06/02/2009

Lookin Good

I agree with Freddyrich below, the previews are slick, stylish and look like a lot of fun.
Hey, the Eiffel Tower destroyed by gingivitis -- I dare anyone to top that.
I agree with Freddyrich below, the previews are slick, stylish and look like a lot of fun.
Hey, the Eiffel Tower destroyed by gingivitis -- I dare anyone to top that.
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7:48PM on 06/01/2009

Get over it!

Jesus Christ, can everyone get over the fucking suits....its one fucking scene, not the whole movie...

And I don't give a shit what anyone says, the previews are getting better for this movie.

I bet any money, this movie out sells Wolvie!
Jesus Christ, can everyone get over the fucking suits....its one fucking scene, not the whole movie...

And I don't give a shit what anyone says, the previews are getting better for this movie.

I bet any money, this movie out sells Wolvie!
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6:33PM on 06/01/2009
Well, honestly, I was kinda sorta hoping it would look like THIS:

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Well, honestly, I was kinda sorta hoping it would look like THIS:

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10:59PM on 05/31/2009
it's G.I. Joe, the toyline that brought us Dr. Mindbender, an evil dentist turned master of mind control; Raptor, an ex-accountant turned trainer of killer birds, and Cobra-La, an ancient race of Cobra people. how the hell else is this movie supposed to look?!? for what it is, it looks great.
it's G.I. Joe, the toyline that brought us Dr. Mindbender, an evil dentist turned master of mind control; Raptor, an ex-accountant turned trainer of killer birds, and Cobra-La, an ancient race of Cobra people. how the hell else is this movie supposed to look?!? for what it is, it looks great.
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3:40PM on 05/31/2009
Thus far looks cool to me...again - so far.
Thus far looks cool to me...again - so far.
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3:25PM on 05/31/2009
It looks very silly.

The only thing it has going is Sienna Miller as the Baroness.
It looks very silly.

The only thing it has going is Sienna Miller as the Baroness.
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12:50PM on 05/31/2009

shoulda waited for BAY

GI JOE should've been done by Bay. You know it. I know it...wait...

Star Trek was bad ass. I am not a fan of all things star trek, nor do I have anything against people who are, but as a person who has never seen any star trek, I loved the JJ Abrams version. As an action film, it is great and I think JJ Abrams should've had an opportunity to take this on.
GI JOE should've been done by Bay. You know it. I know it...wait...

Star Trek was bad ass. I am not a fan of all things star trek, nor do I have anything against people who are, but as a person who has never seen any star trek, I loved the JJ Abrams version. As an action film, it is great and I think JJ Abrams should've had an opportunity to take this on.
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12:34PM on 05/31/2009
I liked it. I'll definitely check it out.

PS-I don't think it's going to ruin anybody's childhood. And if it does, go thumb through an old photo album.
I liked it. I'll definitely check it out.

PS-I don't think it's going to ruin anybody's childhood. And if it does, go thumb through an old photo album.
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11:41AM on 05/31/2009

WEAK!

The Baroness is FAIL.

/bad casting
The Baroness is FAIL.

/bad casting
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9:12AM on 05/31/2009
this shits gonna make tons of money , just like night of the musuem 2.
its a "family movie" that dads will bring their kids to.

im guessing , $30-40 million in the first weekend.
this shits gonna make tons of money , just like night of the musuem 2.
its a "family movie" that dads will bring their kids to.

im guessing , $30-40 million in the first weekend.
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8:17AM on 05/31/2009

reality check

my 11 year old nephew is going to love this. And he could give two shits about your precious childhood memories.
my 11 year old nephew is going to love this. And he could give two shits about your precious childhood memories.
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6:42AM on 05/31/2009
Wow. That was supposed to be awesome, wasn't it?

And it was the complete opposite.

Merciful Minerva, this movie is going to suck, and it doesn't even have the comfort food of giant robots fighting to ease the pain.
Wow. That was supposed to be awesome, wasn't it?

And it was the complete opposite.

Merciful Minerva, this movie is going to suck, and it doesn't even have the comfort food of giant robots fighting to ease the pain.
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4:39AM on 05/31/2009

DOG SHIT

the Mummy Flicks were SHIT To!
the Mummy Flicks were SHIT To!
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1:31AM on 05/31/2009
i never owned a doll, i mean gi joe, but still this movie just looks plain out shitty! This scenes totally reminds me of the opening scene of team america haha
i never owned a doll, i mean gi joe, but still this movie just looks plain out shitty! This scenes totally reminds me of the opening scene of team america haha
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1:23AM on 05/31/2009

Nope

"The Baroness -- you know you're digging that."

Actually, no I'm not...

I hope this movie bombs.
"The Baroness -- you know you're digging that."

Actually, no I'm not...

I hope this movie bombs.
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12:39AM on 05/31/2009
I am not a Stephen Sommers fan at all.

But I liked Deep Rising.

I am not a Stephen Sommers fan at all.

But I liked Deep Rising.

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10:48PM on 05/30/2009
God this look really bad.
God this look really bad.
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10:33PM on 05/30/2009
Baroness is supposed to have a Transylvanian accent. THIS MOVIE IS RUINING MY LIFE!!!! Jk, I don't really care. But she is supposed to have a transylvanian accent. Oh well.
Baroness is supposed to have a Transylvanian accent. THIS MOVIE IS RUINING MY LIFE!!!! Jk, I don't really care. But she is supposed to have a transylvanian accent. Oh well.
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7:50PM on 05/30/2009

All im saying is

give me 2 ninjas fighting and a hot bitch with glasses... im there...but im sure this movie will be bad....maybe not dragonball bad though *vomits*
give me 2 ninjas fighting and a hot bitch with glasses... im there...but im sure this movie will be bad....maybe not dragonball bad though *vomits*
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6:57PM on 05/30/2009

That looked...

...really silly. Who is this aimed at? If it's the 9 year old male demo, I guess it might work. Otherwise...
...really silly. Who is this aimed at? If it's the 9 year old male demo, I guess it might work. Otherwise...
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6:55PM on 05/30/2009
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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6:40PM on 05/30/2009
this movie is gonna BOMB
this movie is gonna BOMB
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6:27PM on 05/30/2009

Kicky

That is without doubt the greatest feedback I've ever seen posted.... well, next to the "masterbating furiously" comment someone made back during a ScarlettJo photo.

I second that!
That is without doubt the greatest feedback I've ever seen posted.... well, next to the "masterbating furiously" comment someone made back during a ScarlettJo photo.

I second that!
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6:26PM on 05/30/2009

Maybe SILVERHAWKS, minus the wings

f. yea. I wish I could scream that out loud to everyone. The silver suits suck, I know. I'm not looking at this film as G.I. Joe. I'm looking at it as if it was titled: CENTURIONS.

The suits are a joke. I can imagine Sgt Slaughter in the sequel wearing pink robotic wings with flame throwers at the tips of each one, shooting lazers from his sunglasses. Retarded!

THIS IS STILL GOING TO BE A BAD a$$ ACTION FLICK! Team America style!
f. yea. I wish I could scream that out loud to everyone. The silver suits suck, I know. I'm not looking at this film as G.I. Joe. I'm looking at it as if it was titled: CENTURIONS.

The suits are a joke. I can imagine Sgt Slaughter in the sequel wearing pink robotic wings with flame throwers at the tips of each one, shooting lazers from his sunglasses. Retarded!

THIS IS STILL GOING TO BE A BAD a$$ ACTION FLICK! Team America style!
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5:59PM on 05/30/2009
God, I want Baroness to suck my rod while wearing those sunglasses.
God, I want Baroness to suck my rod while wearing those sunglasses.
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