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07.22.2009

Stephen Sommers and his CGI hammer are about your wallop your face with the human action cartoon G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA, but what do we REALLY know about Joe, yo?

Fortunately the makers of the movie have put together a little history of the G.I. JOE character/product, from the doll with the kung fu grippage right through the violent animated series where everyone shot at each other with color-coded laser but nobody ever died. Prepare yourself with some JOE background, and a couple of action sequences complete with rubbery digital stuntmen and silver bouncy suits, before you check out the flick August 7th.

Now you've acquired that knowledge. And possessing that knowledge is a substantial percentage of the confrontation.

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Extra Tidbit: I'd be really interested to know the rationale or conversations behind the design decision of Snake Eyes' maskmouth.
Source: Paramount

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10:45AM on 07/23/2009
I think I'll wait for the bootleg copies, haha
I think I'll wait for the bootleg copies, haha
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10:01AM on 07/23/2009

death

i hope this movie actually has people dying from all of this explosion and gunplay... not like the cartoon where they parachute out at the last second.

other than that, I am warming up to this
i hope this movie actually has people dying from all of this explosion and gunplay... not like the cartoon where they parachute out at the last second.

other than that, I am warming up to this
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10:01AM on 07/23/2009

death

i hope this movie actually has people dying from all of this explosion and gunplay... not like the cartoon where they parachute out at the last second.

other than that, I am warming up to this
i hope this movie actually has people dying from all of this explosion and gunplay... not like the cartoon where they parachute out at the last second.

other than that, I am warming up to this
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10:00AM on 07/23/2009

death

i hope this movie actually has people dying from all of this explosion and gunplay... not like the cartoon where they parachute out at the last second.

other than that, I am warming up to this
i hope this movie actually has people dying from all of this explosion and gunplay... not like the cartoon where they parachute out at the last second.

other than that, I am warming up to this
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8:50AM on 07/23/2009
only thing I'm looking forward to is Snake Eyes and storm shadow. The acceleration suit was a mediocre idea to begin with and I am not impressed or dazzled by it AT all. They seem to be marketing the movie on that excessively...
only thing I'm looking forward to is Snake Eyes and storm shadow. The acceleration suit was a mediocre idea to begin with and I am not impressed or dazzled by it AT all. They seem to be marketing the movie on that excessively...
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11:59PM on 07/22/2009

Hmmm

This actually looks... good? I wasn't expecting that, like at all!
This actually looks... good? I wasn't expecting that, like at all!
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10:22PM on 07/22/2009
"WHAT'S IT ACCELERATE?"

"YOU"

(face palm)
"WHAT'S IT ACCELERATE?"

"YOU"

(face palm)
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10:18PM on 07/22/2009

At first...

At first I thought this movie was going to suck, but it looks like it might really suck. Stephen Sommers needs to be banned from making movies. Or at least he should have a more talented director helping him with his movies. He can't direct a performance to save his life and he has an absolute terrible eye for special effects. The CGI in his movies is consistently bad, even when he uses great studios like ILM
At first I thought this movie was going to suck, but it looks like it might really suck. Stephen Sommers needs to be banned from making movies. Or at least he should have a more talented director helping him with his movies. He can't direct a performance to save his life and he has an absolute terrible eye for special effects. The CGI in his movies is consistently bad, even when he uses great studios like ILM
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10:08PM on 07/22/2009
At first I thought this movie was going to suck BALLS, but damn... I'm having a change of thought... i MIGHT actually give this a shot in theatres... I may go with the word-of-mouth first though
At first I thought this movie was going to suck BALLS, but damn... I'm having a change of thought... i MIGHT actually give this a shot in theatres... I may go with the word-of-mouth first though
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9:55PM on 07/22/2009

I

just might be interested to this
just might be interested to this
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1:48PM on 07/23/2009
"Now you've acquired that knowledge. And possessing that knowledge is a substantial percentage of the confrontation"

Classic! Should be the last this said in this movie.
"Now you've acquired that knowledge. And possessing that knowledge is a substantial percentage of the confrontation"

Classic! Should be the last this said in this movie.
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