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Jul. 15, 2008by: James Thoo

USA Today has a new picture from the upcoming MAX PAYNE. In the movie Mark Wahlberg plays a DEA agent who teams up with an assassin (Mila Kunis) to solve a string of murders. Also, there might be angels or demons or some shit, if the trailer is anything to go by. I don't know, I'm too busy hating on Mila Kunis. I was thinking the other day that when I'm really old and popping Viagra like M&Ms I'm gonna curse all of those boners I had that were totally unintentional and totally wasted. And Kunis is responsible for tons of those. At least 20 this year alone.


I guess make that 21. I hate Mila Kunis, she's a real bitch.
Extra Tidbit: Is it just me or Wahlberg not even trying? I mean, he isn't even looking where he's shooting, right?
Source: USA Today

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1:56PM on 07/15/2008

Yummy! Mila!

I could think of a few things I'd rather see Mila on and it isn't movie! SCHWING!
I could think of a few things I'd rather see Mila on and it isn't movie! SCHWING!
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2:55PM on 07/15/2008

Mila is no Mona

The trailer made me optimistic, and Wahlberg thankfully is taking the role serious, but Mila Kunis is no Mona Sax. She doesn't have the voice. She isn't mature enough. She isn't a very good actress. You need a real femme fatal. Somebody like Michelle Monaghan or Lena Headey or Carla Gugino.
The trailer made me optimistic, and Wahlberg thankfully is taking the role serious, but Mila Kunis is no Mona Sax. She doesn't have the voice. She isn't mature enough. She isn't a very good actress. You need a real femme fatal. Somebody like Michelle Monaghan or Lena Headey or Carla Gugino.
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3:10PM on 07/15/2008
Mila Kunis is hot, but I don't see her being a bad ass assassin. I also don't see her and Wahlberg having any kind of chemistry. Bad casting.
Mila Kunis is hot, but I don't see her being a bad ass assassin. I also don't see her and Wahlberg having any kind of chemistry. Bad casting.
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3:21PM on 07/15/2008

Blah

No blah on Kunis...just this movie. The trailer looked pretty good, but it can go either way.
No blah on Kunis...just this movie. The trailer looked pretty good, but it can go either way.
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4:24PM on 07/15/2008
NRB - No Reason Boner
NRB - No Reason Boner
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5:28PM on 07/15/2008
SolidSnake -

No offense, but I don't wanna see the same old femme fetales playing the same role in everything. I'm giving Mila a chance on this.
SolidSnake -

No offense, but I don't wanna see the same old femme fetales playing the same role in everything. I'm giving Mila a chance on this.
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6:14PM on 07/15/2008
Well its not like Wahlberg fits the role very much either as he looks and talks nothing like the character in the game so from what I saw in the trailer, Mila seems alright. She just needs to get a serious voice for the movie.
Well its not like Wahlberg fits the role very much either as he looks and talks nothing like the character in the game so from what I saw in the trailer, Mila seems alright. She just needs to get a serious voice for the movie.
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6:46PM on 07/15/2008
i agree Mila doesnt fit the role, but whatever, she is going to be a hot chick with a gun. you can never have too many of those walking around. i admit though ... i am intrigued by this movie. i am hoping that it doesnt suck
i agree Mila doesnt fit the role, but whatever, she is going to be a hot chick with a gun. you can never have too many of those walking around. i admit though ... i am intrigued by this movie. i am hoping that it doesnt suck
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7:17PM on 07/15/2008
The trailer completely sold me on this. They totally nailed the look and feel of the games.

The angel that pops out at the end of the trailer, I'm thinking right now it's part of Payne's psyche, watching the guy he just killed going to heaven or hell.
The trailer completely sold me on this. They totally nailed the look and feel of the games.

The angel that pops out at the end of the trailer, I'm thinking right now it's part of Payne's psyche, watching the guy he just killed going to heaven or hell.
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7:32PM on 07/15/2008

I like it

I really love the games this is based on and the trailer was really good. I'm excited for this.
I really love the games this is based on and the trailer was really good. I'm excited for this.
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8:34PM on 07/15/2008
That photo is from the part in the movie where while shooting at his enemies, Mark Wahlberg freezes, looks at the camera, and utters the new classic line "This mission...just got a whole lot more PAYNEful"
That photo is from the part in the movie where while shooting at his enemies, Mark Wahlberg freezes, looks at the camera, and utters the new classic line "This mission...just got a whole lot more PAYNEful"
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10:52PM on 07/15/2008

OH YA

Liking both of these pictures. Beauties
Liking both of these pictures. Beauties
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1:26AM on 07/16/2008

Feel it, Feel it!

I mean I never played the game to be fair. I just hope it will make me Feel it, Fell it! I mean it's got the Dorchester. We'll wait and see.
I mean I never played the game to be fair. I just hope it will make me Feel it, Fell it! I mean it's got the Dorchester. We'll wait and see.
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1:40AM on 07/16/2008

THE PIC IS COOL I GUESS BUT...

What the fuck is wrong with the trailer? oh yeah angels (or is it demons?) The game is awesome and the story is pretty good buy it actually looks and feels a LOT like the Payback (with Mel Gibson) I don't know it looks good but it's not a MAX PAYNE movie
What the fuck is wrong with the trailer? oh yeah angels (or is it demons?) The game is awesome and the story is pretty good buy it actually looks and feels a LOT like the Payback (with Mel Gibson) I don't know it looks good but it's not a MAX PAYNE movie
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3:24AM on 07/16/2008

looking at his next target

I think I might be looking forward to this movie. I love the games. So I'll be watching the moments that I acted out with my mouse and keyboard!
I think I might be looking forward to this movie. I love the games. So I'll be watching the moments that I acted out with my mouse and keyboard!
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10:43AM on 07/16/2008
I've never liked Mark Wahlberg. It's like he's trying too much to be Matt Damon. Yeah, I know, that kinda' doesn't make sense but I keep getting that feeling. And this new pic looks as shitty as Superhero Movie. Wahlberg's eyes are lookin' somplace else and he's firing at something...his face show's no expression of excitement or anger...I'm not hyped for this thing one bit. I care for it as much as I care for the fleas on a baboon's back.
I've never liked Mark Wahlberg. It's like he's trying too much to be Matt Damon. Yeah, I know, that kinda' doesn't make sense but I keep getting that feeling. And this new pic looks as shitty as Superhero Movie. Wahlberg's eyes are lookin' somplace else and he's firing at something...his face show's no expression of excitement or anger...I'm not hyped for this thing one bit. I care for it as much as I care for the fleas on a baboon's back.
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