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New Moon's Wolf Pack

03.24.2009

I feel like just because I am the last writer of the day on this site, I'm constantly stuck writing stories about TWILIGHT and NEW MOON and whatever the hell the third one is called. My fellow writers know that I'll be there at the end of the night to pick up all the vampire-related trash that they ignore--so guys, you're welcome.

On that note, Chaske Spencer, Bronson Pelletier, Alex Meraz, Kiowa Gordon and Tyson Houseman have all been cast in NEW MOON as the Wolf Pack, a band of werewolves who take the human's side in their battle against a vicious breed of vampires. True to the novel, the Wolf Pack is made up entirely of actors of American Indian descent, with Sioux, Purepecha and Hualapai among the tribes represented. All five will make their big screen debuts in the film, alongside fellow Wolf Packer, scorching hot Taylor Lautner. Now excuse me while I go put my face through a wall.

Extra Tidbit: I watched a little bit of TWILIGHT on a plane this weekend to see what all the fuss is about. So blah.
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12:52AM on 03/28/2009

I'm with my girl on this.

My girlfriend dropped this knowledge on me: let me just say this, regardless of it's quality, every guy, especially guys posting on any kind of website (movie or otherwise) could take a lesson or two about what girls love from twilight and maybe they would be getting laid , or at least have a breast or two in their life, rather than spending their days posting and commenting in a virtual world
and that's what i think most guys are missing
you don't have to love it or like it, but if you
My girlfriend dropped this knowledge on me: let me just say this, regardless of it's quality, every guy, especially guys posting on any kind of website (movie or otherwise) could take a lesson or two about what girls love from twilight and maybe they would be getting laid , or at least have a breast or two in their life, rather than spending their days posting and commenting in a virtual world
and that's what i think most guys are missing
you don't have to love it or like it, but if you understand why girls do, you're golden.
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8:48AM on 03/26/2009

To Elessar83

I'll direct you to my Aussie hand, Middle Finger. It's great seeing something fresh from the vampire mythology. I got a little sick of the boy-on-boy of Rice and the melancholy of Stoker. And I am well aware of my little ironic second slate too.

Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice: "I do. Excellent."
I'll direct you to my Aussie hand, Middle Finger. It's great seeing something fresh from the vampire mythology. I got a little sick of the boy-on-boy of Rice and the melancholy of Stoker. And I am well aware of my little ironic second slate too.

Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice: "I do. Excellent."
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1:23PM on 03/25/2009

haha

So I guess we won't be seeing boobies in the next one then huh? Anyone, catch the South Park episode about Vampires? CLASSIC!
So I guess we won't be seeing boobies in the next one then huh? Anyone, catch the South Park episode about Vampires? CLASSIC!
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12:05PM on 03/25/2009

Watchmen + Twilight = Haters

It's funny how, every topic with these two movies brings out the hate in people. I think that their both enjoyable in their own way.
It's funny how, every topic with these two movies brings out the hate in people. I think that their both enjoyable in their own way.
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1:42AM on 03/25/2009

Twilight Franchise

We have all the fuckin little tweens to thank for making this franchise guaranteed to features until the author dies... I'm a huge vampire aficionado, and when a vampire can walk in broad daylight unharmed, they're not vampire, they're Blade. Seriously, I've taken t reading alot of other vampire novels, and Ann Rice, Elizabeth Kostova, and Bram Stoker are about it for me.

And SupaDan, in regards to your complaint about us complaining about Twilight and how bad it sucks, I direct you to the
We have all the fuckin little tweens to thank for making this franchise guaranteed to features until the author dies... I'm a huge vampire aficionado, and when a vampire can walk in broad daylight unharmed, they're not vampire, they're Blade. Seriously, I've taken t reading alot of other vampire novels, and Ann Rice, Elizabeth Kostova, and Bram Stoker are about it for me.

And SupaDan, in regards to your complaint about us complaining about Twilight and how bad it sucks, I direct you to the US Constitution, Amendment One.
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12:16AM on 03/25/2009

Enjoy or don't... whatever

I avoided these books and movie for a while thinking it was for tweens but after being pleasantly surprised and really enjoyed the movie (maybe a little too much) I am now loving reading the books. What I am sick of is hearing people blab on if they hate it, taking their time (waaaay tooo muuuuch time if they blab more than once) out of their busy day being a bum and begging for attention. Just enjoy it or don't and leave it well enough alone.

PEACE!
I avoided these books and movie for a while thinking it was for tweens but after being pleasantly surprised and really enjoyed the movie (maybe a little too much) I am now loving reading the books. What I am sick of is hearing people blab on if they hate it, taking their time (waaaay tooo muuuuch time if they blab more than once) out of their busy day being a bum and begging for attention. Just enjoy it or don't and leave it well enough alone.

PEACE!
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11:33PM on 03/24/2009

FYI

For your information(everyone that is) Singin' praises or having a down an out bitch session about these headlines is what this is all about.-I don't give 2 yanks to Monday how many of U thought "Paul Blart:Mall Cop" sucked-I loved it! I loved "Nacho Libre" few years back too! in fact its in my top 10 favorite films of all time! So " Kryptoniangirl" & "Daniel_B" enjoy! indulge! shoot yr mouth off! That's what its all about here @ JoBlo.
For your information(everyone that is) Singin' praises or having a down an out bitch session about these headlines is what this is all about.-I don't give 2 yanks to Monday how many of U thought "Paul Blart:Mall Cop" sucked-I loved it! I loved "Nacho Libre" few years back too! in fact its in my top 10 favorite films of all time! So " Kryptoniangirl" & "Daniel_B" enjoy! indulge! shoot yr mouth off! That's what its all about here @ JoBlo.
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6:43PM on 03/24/2009

kryptoniangirl

I was only kidding wow. I like having a sense of humour. How about you? And as for the article being allegedly "half-assed"...was there any information I left out that you would have liked to hear? If so let me know and I'll be sure to e-mail it to you.
I was only kidding wow. I like having a sense of humour. How about you? And as for the article being allegedly "half-assed"...was there any information I left out that you would have liked to hear? If so let me know and I'll be sure to e-mail it to you.
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4:54PM on 03/24/2009

To AlcoholicZombie

Well I guess you put me in my place. You're the first to actually admit to knowing anything about Twilight instead of just spouting off at the mouth about it, that's kind of cool.

Love it or hate it, I couldn't care less. Write about it and or don't, I still couldn't care less. But when a writer is paid to write about something and all they do is call it trash, that pisses me off. When I look at joblo for info on things that I and obviously many others find interesting, I think it's
Well I guess you put me in my place. You're the first to actually admit to knowing anything about Twilight instead of just spouting off at the mouth about it, that's kind of cool.

Love it or hate it, I couldn't care less. Write about it and or don't, I still couldn't care less. But when a writer is paid to write about something and all they do is call it trash, that pisses me off. When I look at joblo for info on things that I and obviously many others find interesting, I think it's bullshit that the writers grudgingly give you a half assed article on how much they hate what they have to do.
This isn't just about Twilight. I love all kinds of movies and if this was how something else I liked was being handled I'd be just as pissed.

Yes I freely admit that I liked this stupid, cheesey movie. I clicked on the link to read about what was going on. Why did you click? To make everyone who likes it feel low brow. I don't berate people for watching Will Farrell act like a 2 year old, why does everyone like to berate people for watching a silly vampire movie?

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4:53PM on 03/24/2009

To AlcoholicZombie

Well I guess you put me in my place. You're the first to actually admit to knowing anything about Twilight instead of just spouting off at the mouth about it, that's kind of cool.

Love it or hate it, I couldn't care less. Write about it and or don't, I still couldn't care less. But when a writer is paid to write about something and all they do is call it trash, that pisses me off. When I look at joblo for info on things that I and obviously many others find interesting, I think it's
Well I guess you put me in my place. You're the first to actually admit to knowing anything about Twilight instead of just spouting off at the mouth about it, that's kind of cool.

Love it or hate it, I couldn't care less. Write about it and or don't, I still couldn't care less. But when a writer is paid to write about something and all they do is call it trash, that pisses me off. When I look at joblo for info on things that I and obviously many others find interesting, I think it's bullshit that the writers grudgingly give you a half assed article on how much they hate what they have to do.
This isn't just about Twilight. I love all kinds of movies and if this was how something else I liked was being handled I'd be just as pissed.

Yes I freely admit that I liked this stupid, cheesey movie. I clicked on the link to read about what was going on. Why did you click? To make everyone who likes it feel low brow. I don't berate people for watching Will Farrell act like a 2 year old, why does everyone like to berate people for watching a silly vampire movie?

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3:27PM on 03/24/2009
cool that they went with actual Native Americans
cool that they went with actual Native Americans
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3:27PM on 03/24/2009

so bad...

These movie are so bad (and the books) that you could swear Danielle Steele wrote them. This is beyond trashy and low brow and is the very reason a no talent like Brittney Spears is still famous despite all of her no talent problems. Stop falling for the common denominator, stand out dont just like movies bc the people in them dress "so cool" or have nice hair. I mean listen to yourself you sound ridiculous saying that this movie is even remotely good when every critic hammered it to no extent.
These movie are so bad (and the books) that you could swear Danielle Steele wrote them. This is beyond trashy and low brow and is the very reason a no talent like Brittney Spears is still famous despite all of her no talent problems. Stop falling for the common denominator, stand out dont just like movies bc the people in them dress "so cool" or have nice hair. I mean listen to yourself you sound ridiculous saying that this movie is even remotely good when every critic hammered it to no extent. But somehow even though only 12 year olds liked it its still good. same thing they said about New Kids on the Block, now they cant give tickets away, I mean what happened they dressed "so cool"?
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2:29PM on 03/24/2009

to krypto the fangirl and all of the lovers

Don't think i am naive to the story of the Twilight series. on the contrary, i never even heard of this Twilight garbage until 4 months ago and did my research before forming any type of opinion of this series. I feel this series demoralizes women into a sad stereotype and generally all around bad writing. Characters are pretty much 2 dimensional. A storyline that should be in some trashy supermarket romance novel.

Also let me me point out that I am a vampire,werewolf & pretty all-around
Don't think i am naive to the story of the Twilight series. on the contrary, i never even heard of this Twilight garbage until 4 months ago and did my research before forming any type of opinion of this series. I feel this series demoralizes women into a sad stereotype and generally all around bad writing. Characters are pretty much 2 dimensional. A storyline that should be in some trashy supermarket romance novel.

Also let me me point out that I am a vampire,werewolf & pretty all-around movie monster guy. I'm pretty much open to any new medium that involves any of those kind of things(The Goon is awesome btw)but one does not say a vampire should sparkle in the damn sunlight! They burn in the light like all good sun-fearing vampires should.

FYI krypto, It's called a "Strike Back" for a reason. So all of us "slow" people can voice our opinion. I only click on links that show interest to me and if I do or do not like what I have read, I like to voice my opinion about it.

First and foremost why would people waste their time defending for something they so obviously love? For all of you brilliant minded people, if you love Twilight so much STOP CLICKING ON THE HEADLINES ABOUT TWILIGHT to defend it! Just a suggestion.

See what I just did right there? ;]
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1:32PM on 03/24/2009

To Daniel Barna and the rest of the haters

First and foremost why would six different people waste their time commenting on something they so obviously hate? For all of you slow people, if you hate Twilight so much STOP CLICKING ON THE HEADLINES ABOUT TWILIGHT! Just a suggestion.

To Daniel Barna: for those of us who are loyal JoBlo fans, thanks for wasting your time writing about all of this "vampire trash." Some of us actually enjoy it and even though you find it beneath you to write about, I appreciate that you do it with such
First and foremost why would six different people waste their time commenting on something they so obviously hate? For all of you slow people, if you hate Twilight so much STOP CLICKING ON THE HEADLINES ABOUT TWILIGHT! Just a suggestion.

To Daniel Barna: for those of us who are loyal JoBlo fans, thanks for wasting your time writing about all of this "vampire trash." Some of us actually enjoy it and even though you find it beneath you to write about, I appreciate that you do it with such grace.
If you find it too hard to write about, feel free to give me the job. I'll take it any day of the week ;)
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1:29PM on 03/24/2009

hmmm

I wish I had been right about how much this movie was going to suck, now I have to take my lady to watch part 2. HELP!
I wish I had been right about how much this movie was going to suck, now I have to take my lady to watch part 2. HELP!
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1:07PM on 03/24/2009

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oh thanks for reminding me, gotta catch that move asap. As for twilight, I am sad some lonely housewife had to make those books in the first place. I believe at one point in the books, she gets preggo with a vamp baby and has her entire pelvis demolished and "needs" to be a vampire to live. Also, Anytime i think of Twilight, I wanna do this to the main character.

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oh thanks for reminding me, gotta catch that move asap. As for twilight, I am sad some lonely housewife had to make those books in the first place. I believe at one point in the books, she gets preggo with a vamp baby and has her entire pelvis demolished and "needs" to be a vampire to live. Also, Anytime i think of Twilight, I wanna do this to the main character.

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9:48AM on 03/24/2009

just like warm milk

thew wife told me that if I did not get this movie on DVD I would not get any pussy for 5 weeks, so I bought it I have been forced to watch bitchtime movies that had more action in them. this movie sucked I fell asleep twice trying to get through it. it made a couple dollars I know they are going to do it agine DAME DAME DAME
thew wife told me that if I did not get this movie on DVD I would not get any pussy for 5 weeks, so I bought it I have been forced to watch bitchtime movies that had more action in them. this movie sucked I fell asleep twice trying to get through it. it made a couple dollars I know they are going to do it agine DAME DAME DAME
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9:33AM on 03/24/2009
Why can't people just watch Let The Right One In?
Why can't people just watch Let The Right One In?
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9:05AM on 03/24/2009

Inspiring stuff

It's like a camp version of Underworld.
It's like a camp version of Underworld.
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6:02AM on 03/24/2009
Werewolves fighting vampires, sounds pretty original. Wrap it in cellophane and slap a Hot Topic sticker on it already.
Werewolves fighting vampires, sounds pretty original. Wrap it in cellophane and slap a Hot Topic sticker on it already.
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3:36AM on 03/24/2009
I also don't see what's all the fuss about Twilight. Mediocre movie and nothing more. Stoked about sequel? Of course not.
I also don't see what's all the fuss about Twilight. Mediocre movie and nothing more. Stoked about sequel? Of course not.
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